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    Simon P Stevens
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    Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

    Simon

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      Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

      Simon

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      Christian Graus
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      Oh, don't you just HATE that ? How can one person compare the kick with the birthing ?

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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        Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

        Simon

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        Lost User
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        Hmm... a jaw broken in three places then biting your tongue by accident...

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        • S Simon P Stevens

          Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

          Simon

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          leppie
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          Nope, nothing beats an abscess in your tooth.

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            Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

            Simon

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            Tom Deketelaere
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            Simon Stevens wrote:

            upturned plug

            do you mean a nail? When I was young (long time ago ;P ), I was on vacation (if you can call it that) at my aunt's farm. My brother thought it would be funny to stab my foot with one of those pitchforks (the big one's you know), went right thru my boot and foot, I can tell you it wasn't funny (at least not to me don't know about him), it hurts like hell. So if it's simular to that I feel your pain, hang in there tho it gets better :)

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              Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

              Simon

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              Dalek Dave
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              A Lego brick, in the dark, at 3.00 am whilst going for a P. You can't even yell out, coz it will raise the house. Standing(Hopping) silently whilst whispering "F*!%" several times is the only way to dissipate the pain!

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                Nope, nothing beats an abscess in your tooth.

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                leppie wrote:

                Nope, nothing beats an abscess in your tooth

                Absynth in your stomach? Goes in green and liquid from a glass, comes out green and lumpy on a wall... X|


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                  Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

                  Simon

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                  blackjack2150
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                  I stepped on upturned nails like 4 or 5 times on construction sites. It wasn't really that painful. Just annoying cause I had to pay a trip to the doctor get anti-tetanic vaccine.

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                  • T Tom Deketelaere

                    Simon Stevens wrote:

                    upturned plug

                    do you mean a nail? When I was young (long time ago ;P ), I was on vacation (if you can call it that) at my aunt's farm. My brother thought it would be funny to stab my foot with one of those pitchforks (the big one's you know), went right thru my boot and foot, I can tell you it wasn't funny (at least not to me don't know about him), it hurts like hell. So if it's simular to that I feel your pain, hang in there tho it gets better :)

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                    leppie
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                    LOL, that happened to me too, the pitchfork thing, when I was around 9 years old. I cant recall the pain, I was more worried about dying!

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                      leppie wrote:

                      Nope, nothing beats an abscess in your tooth

                      Absynth in your stomach? Goes in green and liquid from a glass, comes out green and lumpy on a wall... X|


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      To Quote Jeremy Hardy... "People say there is nothing worse than a paper cut. What? break your nose, lose a leg, get stabbed in the rectum, these are nothing compared to a paper cut? People are stupid." I like Jeremy Hardy.

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                        Oh, don't you just HATE that ? How can one person compare the kick with the birthing ?

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                        Simon P Stevens
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                        Christian Graus wrote:

                        How can one person compare the kick with the birthing ?

                        I believe there is 1 person who is qualified to make such a comparison. Unfortunately, I'm at work, and I'm not sure a google search for a link is work safe ;). I remember the article on the front page of the sun a few months back.

                        Simon

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                          Nope, nothing beats an abscess in your tooth.

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                          Brady Kelly
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                          That one I know. After two days of whisky, I finally managed to overcome the pain enough to go the the dentist and have it pulled. My jaw was still a little sore for several weeks afterward. I was taking eight Myprodol at a time before having it out.

                          I've Found My Mojo

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                            LOL, that happened to me too, the pitchfork thing, when I was around 9 years old. I cant recall the pain, I was more worried about dying!

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                            Tom Deketelaere
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                            I was around 11 I think, and still remeber looking at my foot seeing the hole and thinking is that ever going to heal (it did bye the way ;P )

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                              Christian Graus wrote:

                              How can one person compare the kick with the birthing ?

                              I believe there is 1 person who is qualified to make such a comparison. Unfortunately, I'm at work, and I'm not sure a google search for a link is work safe ;). I remember the article on the front page of the sun a few months back.

                              Simon

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                              Christian Graus
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                              *grin* it must be true then.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                                Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

                                Simon

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                                Brady Kelly
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                                An upturned, loose, audio transformer. The have about six little pins, covered in rough solder.

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                                  Christian Graus wrote:

                                  How can one person compare the kick with the birthing ?

                                  I believe there is 1 person who is qualified to make such a comparison. Unfortunately, I'm at work, and I'm not sure a google search for a link is work safe ;). I remember the article on the front page of the sun a few months back.

                                  Simon

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Yes but his gentleman's vegetables were decorative only! He was born with a lady garden!

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                                  • T Tom Deketelaere

                                    Simon Stevens wrote:

                                    upturned plug

                                    do you mean a nail? When I was young (long time ago ;P ), I was on vacation (if you can call it that) at my aunt's farm. My brother thought it would be funny to stab my foot with one of those pitchforks (the big one's you know), went right thru my boot and foot, I can tell you it wasn't funny (at least not to me don't know about him), it hurts like hell. So if it's simular to that I feel your pain, hang in there tho it gets better :)

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                                    Simon P Stevens
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                                    Tom deketelaere wrote:

                                    do you mean a nail?

                                    No, an electrical plug - 3 pin UK variety. I wonder if other countries have similar health hazards attached to their electrical devices. I'm sure the dual rounded pins of a European plug are less painful.

                                    Simon

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                                      That one I know. After two days of whisky, I finally managed to overcome the pain enough to go the the dentist and have it pulled. My jaw was still a little sore for several weeks afterward. I was taking eight Myprodol at a time before having it out.

                                      I've Found My Mojo

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                                      leppie
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                                      Brady Kelly wrote:

                                      I was taking eight Myprodol at a time before having it out.

                                      And I guess that didnt help one bit. I tried various painkillers for mine (I was on a 36 hour trip to Austria), not even some thing that is just one notch below Morphine helped.

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                                      • S Simon P Stevens

                                        Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

                                        Simon

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                                        eyeseetee
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                                        Falling 10 feet onto a bicycle with no saddle. Thats got to sting a little.

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                                          Yes but his gentleman's vegetables were decorative only! He was born with a lady garden!

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                                          Simon P Stevens
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                                          That has got to be the most eloquent way of putting it I have heard :laugh: . I'll admit to never actually having read the article, but I assumed it was something like that.

                                          Simon

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