Jesus Christ! Even Sympathy...
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...isn't going to get me a root. 10 years (18:53 Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time, which is about 3 hours ago) since my little sister died of Melanoma. We were at the grave at the time she died and my kids washed down her headstone. On the way back we stopped off and had a feed of chips and scallops plus some calamari and battered savs thrown in. Don't know if it's the fact I was the white blood cell donor or just that I'm the big brother, but I feel really fucking shit right now. My kids are really fucking amazing, they really are, so is the Missus. Didn't stop me trying to get a root though, seesm the sympathy path didn't work, got told to fuck off. P.S. Had the day off from work today, started drinking at 16:00 (about 6 hours ago) better stop soon, gotta get up and take the kids to school and then get to work in the morning.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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...isn't going to get me a root. 10 years (18:53 Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time, which is about 3 hours ago) since my little sister died of Melanoma. We were at the grave at the time she died and my kids washed down her headstone. On the way back we stopped off and had a feed of chips and scallops plus some calamari and battered savs thrown in. Don't know if it's the fact I was the white blood cell donor or just that I'm the big brother, but I feel really fucking shit right now. My kids are really fucking amazing, they really are, so is the Missus. Didn't stop me trying to get a root though, seesm the sympathy path didn't work, got told to fuck off. P.S. Had the day off from work today, started drinking at 16:00 (about 6 hours ago) better stop soon, gotta get up and take the kids to school and then get to work in the morning.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Hang in there mate... I'm not going to give you a root either, but I feel your pain...
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...isn't going to get me a root. 10 years (18:53 Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time, which is about 3 hours ago) since my little sister died of Melanoma. We were at the grave at the time she died and my kids washed down her headstone. On the way back we stopped off and had a feed of chips and scallops plus some calamari and battered savs thrown in. Don't know if it's the fact I was the white blood cell donor or just that I'm the big brother, but I feel really fucking shit right now. My kids are really fucking amazing, they really are, so is the Missus. Didn't stop me trying to get a root though, seesm the sympathy path didn't work, got told to fuck off. P.S. Had the day off from work today, started drinking at 16:00 (about 6 hours ago) better stop soon, gotta get up and take the kids to school and then get to work in the morning.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
Didn't stop me trying to get a root though
What is a root? Just wondering.
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...isn't going to get me a root. 10 years (18:53 Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time, which is about 3 hours ago) since my little sister died of Melanoma. We were at the grave at the time she died and my kids washed down her headstone. On the way back we stopped off and had a feed of chips and scallops plus some calamari and battered savs thrown in. Don't know if it's the fact I was the white blood cell donor or just that I'm the big brother, but I feel really fucking shit right now. My kids are really fucking amazing, they really are, so is the Missus. Didn't stop me trying to get a root though, seesm the sympathy path didn't work, got told to fuck off. P.S. Had the day off from work today, started drinking at 16:00 (about 6 hours ago) better stop soon, gotta get up and take the kids to school and then get to work in the morning.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I would definitely not let my kid sister read this post.
Johan Lombaard Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein
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...isn't going to get me a root. 10 years (18:53 Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time, which is about 3 hours ago) since my little sister died of Melanoma. We were at the grave at the time she died and my kids washed down her headstone. On the way back we stopped off and had a feed of chips and scallops plus some calamari and battered savs thrown in. Don't know if it's the fact I was the white blood cell donor or just that I'm the big brother, but I feel really fucking shit right now. My kids are really fucking amazing, they really are, so is the Missus. Didn't stop me trying to get a root though, seesm the sympathy path didn't work, got told to fuck off. P.S. Had the day off from work today, started drinking at 16:00 (about 6 hours ago) better stop soon, gotta get up and take the kids to school and then get to work in the morning.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Sorry to hear about your loss. Are you sure your wife just didn't think it appropriate for this particular anniversary?
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Michael Martin wrote:
Didn't stop me trying to get a root though
What is a root? Just wondering.
Bugs Bunny wrote:
What is a root? Just wondering.
Root could have many definitions, but in context with this thread, look at the Austral version here[^]
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I would definitely not let my kid sister read this post.
Johan Lombaard Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein
Me too... she'd be ten times as scared of melanomas :~
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...isn't going to get me a root. 10 years (18:53 Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time, which is about 3 hours ago) since my little sister died of Melanoma. We were at the grave at the time she died and my kids washed down her headstone. On the way back we stopped off and had a feed of chips and scallops plus some calamari and battered savs thrown in. Don't know if it's the fact I was the white blood cell donor or just that I'm the big brother, but I feel really fucking shit right now. My kids are really fucking amazing, they really are, so is the Missus. Didn't stop me trying to get a root though, seesm the sympathy path didn't work, got told to fuck off. P.S. Had the day off from work today, started drinking at 16:00 (about 6 hours ago) better stop soon, gotta get up and take the kids to school and then get to work in the morning.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I think maybe the anniversary isnt the best time to try and get a 'root'. Might be a good time to stop drinking as well. Sorry to hear about your loss.
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. "http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm"
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Hang in there mate... I'm not going to give you a root either, but I feel your pain...
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No doubt he's ecstatic to hear this!
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Sorry to hear about your loss. Are you sure your wife just didn't think it appropriate for this particular anniversary?
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I would definitely not let my kid sister read this post.
Johan Lombaard Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein
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Sorry to hear about your loss. Are you sure your wife just didn't think it appropriate for this particular anniversary?
Well, it is his sister that died, not his wife's...
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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I think maybe the anniversary isnt the best time to try and get a 'root'. Might be a good time to stop drinking as well. Sorry to hear about your loss.
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. "http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm"
.netman wrote:
I think maybe the anniversary isnt the best time to try and get a 'root'.
I think it's his* call, not ours. A good frolick through the woods looking for roots does release a lot of good hormones. Better than drinking it away as seems to be the Western way. * and his wife's obviously
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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...isn't going to get me a root. 10 years (18:53 Australian Eastern Daylight Savings Time, which is about 3 hours ago) since my little sister died of Melanoma. We were at the grave at the time she died and my kids washed down her headstone. On the way back we stopped off and had a feed of chips and scallops plus some calamari and battered savs thrown in. Don't know if it's the fact I was the white blood cell donor or just that I'm the big brother, but I feel really fucking shit right now. My kids are really fucking amazing, they really are, so is the Missus. Didn't stop me trying to get a root though, seesm the sympathy path didn't work, got told to fuck off. P.S. Had the day off from work today, started drinking at 16:00 (about 6 hours ago) better stop soon, gotta get up and take the kids to school and then get to work in the morning.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
F***ity fuck f*** f***ity fuck. Tough one mate. Try and get some sleep though, forget this shit. [Update] bloody hell, the bad word filter doesn't work when you put ity on the end of fuck. Sorry! Edited out myself. [/Update] [Update2] Doesn't work on the second fuck in a row either. Woops. [/Update2]
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Well, it is his sister that died, not his wife's...
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
So his wife should feel nothing?
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I would definitely not let my kid sister read this post.
Johan Lombaard Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein
Got a kid sister?
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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.netman wrote:
I think maybe the anniversary isnt the best time to try and get a 'root'.
I think it's his* call, not ours. A good frolick through the woods looking for roots does release a lot of good hormones. Better than drinking it away as seems to be the Western way. * and his wife's obviously
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Paul Watson wrote:
A good frolick through the woods looking for roots does release a lot of good hormones.
Hmm word play or are you mis-understanding what the word root means?
Paul Watson wrote:
I think it's his* call, not ours.
Thats why my post was offering my opinion not telling him what to do
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. "http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm"
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So his wife should feel nothing?
Yes, Steve, exactly what I said. Well done. :rolleyes: Michael is suffering, she is more removed from the suffering (pretty sure she isn't up drinking and cussing with him. Maybe at him but not with him) and a bit of sympathy wouldn't go amiss. And a lot of people find comfort in sex during hard times, nothing much wrong with it.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Paul Watson wrote:
A good frolick through the woods looking for roots does release a lot of good hormones.
Hmm word play or are you mis-understanding what the word root means?
Paul Watson wrote:
I think it's his* call, not ours.
Thats why my post was offering my opinion not telling him what to do
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. "http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm"
.netman wrote:
Thats why my post was offering my opinion not telling him what to do
I don't think he was looking for our arseholes at this point in time :)
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Yes, Steve, exactly what I said. Well done. :rolleyes: Michael is suffering, she is more removed from the suffering (pretty sure she isn't up drinking and cussing with him. Maybe at him but not with him) and a bit of sympathy wouldn't go amiss. And a lot of people find comfort in sex during hard times, nothing much wrong with it.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
I do recognise that Michael posted while drunk and at a time of emotional distress, but suppose his wife finds the thought of sex at times of emotional distress distasteful - should she just abandon her own feelings? There's nothing wrong with sex as a comforter at hard times, but it's not the only solution, and if one partner wants it and the other doesn't then it's going to cause stress.