URGENT CODE NEEDED!!!
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There's no way anyone is going to just give you the code. Period, end of story. What makes you think that someone is going to give you his/her code so you, and you alone, can make money off of their hard work?? So, you accepted a project proposal that you have no competancy in?? Makes me wonder what kind of business you're really into...
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007, 2008Dave Kreskowiak wrote:
There's no way anyone is going to just give you the code.
I was thinking of giving him some code for free. It would be delivered as highly obfuscated code (using Skater since it can crash Reflector), zero documentation, and zero liability on my part of any hair pulling frustration he would encounter.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote:
There's no way anyone is going to just give you the code.
I was thinking of giving him some code for free. It would be delivered as highly obfuscated code (using Skater since it can crash Reflector), zero documentation, and zero liability on my part of any hair pulling frustration he would encounter.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Thank you very much for the time to code. This is urgent please. Documentation is not needed
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Thank you very much for the time to code. This is urgent please. Documentation is not needed
You missed the joke icon. I wouldn't give you any of my code without having some kind of financial reward attached to it. I am pretty sure you couldn't afford it anyways :|
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Thanks a lot for ur time. That's what. An entrepreneur is one who can optimally utilize resources and cut down costs. Rather then get some expensive work off rentacoder, talented guys like you can make a lot of difference to the world. An entrepreneur is ur key. If you like, then help me out
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
Rather then get some expensive work off rentacoder
I hope you are joking. Most rentacoder jobs are done for very cheap.
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
An entrepreneur is one who can optimally utilize resources and cut down costs.
So, you are pretty much a leech since you want to suck off other people's hard work for next to nothing.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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You missed the joke icon. I wouldn't give you any of my code without having some kind of financial reward attached to it. I am pretty sure you couldn't afford it anyways :|
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
financial reward
Sorry i cant give monetary support to resources now. I just need an optimal code so that it reaches a greater mass of people who use the application. Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
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Thanks a lot for ur time. That's what. An entrepreneur is one who can optimally utilize resources and cut down costs. Rather then get some expensive work off rentacoder, talented guys like you can make a lot of difference to the world. An entrepreneur is ur key. If you like, then help me out
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
An entrepreneur is one who can optimally utilize resources and cut down costs.
You must like a challenge because with your attitude help will not be easily forthcoming.
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
expensive work off rentacoder
Rent-a-coder is not expensive. It is dirt cheap. The only thing cheaper is free. And if I give my work away for free I'd like to know how do I get to put food on my table and pay for the roof over my head? Answer me that Mr Entrepreneur!
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
talented guys like you can make a lot of difference to the world
Yes, I do. And I get paid well for it, too. And I expect anyone that wants to utilise my talents to pay for that too.
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
An entrepreneur is ur key
Maybe, but it won't be with you because you have an unrealistic expectation of the balance of the relationship. In other words, the developer is does all the giving and you do all the taking. You take the code and then you take the money. What is the developer left with? Nothing. So where is the insentive? There isn't one.
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
Rather then get some expensive work off rentacoder
I hope you are joking. Most rentacoder jobs are done for very cheap.
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
An entrepreneur is one who can optimally utilize resources and cut down costs.
So, you are pretty much a leech since you want to suck off other people's hard work for next to nothing.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
So, you are pretty much a leech since you want to suck off other people's hard work for next to nothing.
There there... don't get so angry on me. Thanks anyway...!
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Paul Conrad wrote:
financial reward
Sorry i cant give monetary support to resources now. I just need an optimal code so that it reaches a greater mass of people who use the application. Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
Whooppeeee!!! That'll pay my mortgage!
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Paul Conrad wrote:
financial reward
Sorry i cant give monetary support to resources now. I just need an optimal code so that it reaches a greater mass of people who use the application. Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
Oooooooh wowwwwwww. B.F.D.
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
Sorry i cant give monetary support to resources now.
Sorry, can't give you code then. If you were really an entrepreneur, you would have monetary resources.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Paul Conrad wrote:
So, you are pretty much a leech since you want to suck off other people's hard work for next to nothing.
There there... don't get so angry on me. Thanks anyway...!
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
don't get so angry on me.
Well, what is in it for us? As far as I can see Paul is correct. You want us to put in the hard work and you get the reward.
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
An entrepreneur is one who can optimally utilize resources and cut down costs.
You must like a challenge because with your attitude help will not be easily forthcoming.
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
expensive work off rentacoder
Rent-a-coder is not expensive. It is dirt cheap. The only thing cheaper is free. And if I give my work away for free I'd like to know how do I get to put food on my table and pay for the roof over my head? Answer me that Mr Entrepreneur!
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
talented guys like you can make a lot of difference to the world
Yes, I do. And I get paid well for it, too. And I expect anyone that wants to utilise my talents to pay for that too.
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
An entrepreneur is ur key
Maybe, but it won't be with you because you have an unrealistic expectation of the balance of the relationship. In other words, the developer is does all the giving and you do all the taking. You take the code and then you take the money. What is the developer left with? Nothing. So where is the insentive? There isn't one.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
What is the developer left with? Nothing.
What about application credits? What about the good words (or bad words) the users thrown on u? ;)
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Paul Conrad wrote:
So, you are pretty much a leech since you want to suck off other people's hard work for next to nothing.
There there... don't get so angry on me. Thanks anyway...!
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
don't get so angry on me.
Hard not to, when most of us develop software for a living and yet, someone like you wants it handed over on a silver platter for no financial gains.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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I am a professional entrepreneur developing a high end Conferencing app as a project. It needs to have the following protocol support H323. Also it needs to be able to send WMV Format, AVI Format, 3GP format for that. Give me the code for that. THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
don't get so angry on me.
Well, what is in it for us? As far as I can see Paul is correct. You want us to put in the hard work and you get the reward.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
Well, what is in it for us?
Being in the applications credits, like who would ever read something like that :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
don't get so angry on me.
Well, what is in it for us? As far as I can see Paul is correct. You want us to put in the hard work and you get the reward.
Recent blog posts: *Method hiding Vs. overriding *Microsoft Surface *SQL Server / Visual Studio install order My Blog
Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
Well, what is in it for us? As far as I can see Paul is correct. You want us to put in the hard work and you get the reward.
Oh yeah baby... i'll really give a nice pat on ur back :cool:
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I am a professional entrepreneur developing a high end Conferencing app as a project. It needs to have the following protocol support H323. Also it needs to be able to send WMV Format, AVI Format, 3GP format for that. Give me the code for that. THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED
Holy Coders War
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Funniest post of the day (so far)! :jig:
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
What is the developer left with? Nothing.
What about application credits? What about the good words (or bad words) the users thrown on u? ;)
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
What about application credits?
Nice and all, but it doesn't pay the bills.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
don't get so angry on me.
Hard not to, when most of us develop software for a living and yet, someone like you wants it handed over on a silver platter for no financial gains.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
financial gains.
I see... anyway bad mortgage management has done its way for u guys... i hope u have some money atleast left
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
What is the developer left with? Nothing.
What about application credits? What about the good words (or bad words) the users thrown on u? ;)
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
What about application credits?
So what is the currency conversion on that so I can pay my mortgage?
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
What about the good words (or bad words) the users thrown on u?
Meh! That trick was tried on my 12 years ago. In my youth it may have worked as I was naive and lacked self confidence. These days I'm more aware of my worth.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
Well, what is in it for us? As far as I can see Paul is correct. You want us to put in the hard work and you get the reward.
Oh yeah baby... i'll really give a nice pat on ur back :cool:
Meer Osman Ali wrote:
Oh yeah baby... i'll really give a nice pat on ur back
Now you are just being patronising. :|
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