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URGENT CODE NEEDED!!!

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  • P Paul Conrad

    Meer Osman Ali wrote:

    don't get so angry on me.

    Hard not to, when most of us develop software for a living and yet, someone like you wants it handed over on a silver platter for no financial gains.

    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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    Meer Osman Ali
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    Paul Conrad wrote:

    financial gains.

    I see... anyway bad mortgage management has done its way for u guys... i hope u have some money atleast left

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      Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

      What is the developer left with? Nothing.

      What about application credits? What about the good words (or bad words) the users thrown on u? ;)

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      Colin Angus Mackay
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      Meer Osman Ali wrote:

      What about application credits?

      So what is the currency conversion on that so I can pay my mortgage?

      Meer Osman Ali wrote:

      What about the good words (or bad words) the users thrown on u?

      Meh! That trick was tried on my 12 years ago. In my youth it may have worked as I was naive and lacked self confidence. These days I'm more aware of my worth.

      Recent blog posts: *Method hiding Vs. overriding *Microsoft Surface *SQL Server / Visual Studio install order My Blog

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      • M Meer Osman Ali

        Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

        Well, what is in it for us? As far as I can see Paul is correct. You want us to put in the hard work and you get the reward.

        Oh yeah baby... i'll really give a nice pat on ur back :cool:

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        Colin Angus Mackay
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        Meer Osman Ali wrote:

        Oh yeah baby... i'll really give a nice pat on ur back

        Now you are just being patronising. :|

        Recent blog posts: *Method hiding Vs. overriding *Microsoft Surface *SQL Server / Visual Studio install order My Blog

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        • M Mark Salsbery

          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Funniest post of the day (so far)! :jig:

          Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:

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          Meer Osman Ali
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          Mark Salsbery wrote:

          Funniest post of the day (so far)!

          Hmmm... glad i could be the reason for the funniest post though on the negetive side :rolleyes:

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            Mark Salsbery wrote:

            Funniest post of the day (so far)!

            Hmmm... glad i could be the reason for the funniest post though on the negetive side :rolleyes:

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            Mark Salsbery
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            You're welcome!

            Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:

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            • M Meer Osman Ali

              I am a professional entrepreneur developing a high end Conferencing app as a project. It needs to have the following protocol support H323. Also it needs to be able to send WMV Format, AVI Format, 3GP format for that. Give me the code for that. THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED

              Holy Coders War

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              Meer Osman Ali
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              Ok guys empty vessels make more noise. I guess i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally. U guys just wasted my valuable entrepreneural time. Thanks for that :)

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                Ok guys empty vessels make more noise. I guess i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally. U guys just wasted my valuable entrepreneural time. Thanks for that :)

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                Paul Conrad
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                Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally

                Well, go for it! Don't expect much different of a reception from them.

                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                • P Paul Conrad

                  Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                  i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally

                  Well, go for it! Don't expect much different of a reception from them.

                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                  Meer Osman Ali
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                  Hah... they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes. They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!

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                    You're welcome!

                    Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:

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                    Meer Osman Ali
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                    May Allah bless u

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                    • P Paul Conrad

                      Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                      don't get so angry on me.

                      Hard not to, when most of us develop software for a living and yet, someone like you wants it handed over on a silver platter for no financial gains.

                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                      Meer Osman Ali
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                        Paul Conrad
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                        Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                        this is URGENT project

                        Right then and there, using the word URGENT was your post killer. Your urgency for something you need to get done, is not anyone else's concern. It is your own problem. Now, bugger off.

                        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                        • M Meer Osman Ali

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                          Colin Angus Mackay
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                          Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                          BTW this is URGENT project.

                          You have got to be taking the piss.

                          Recent blog posts: *Method hiding Vs. overriding *Microsoft Surface *SQL Server / Visual Studio install order My Blog

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                          • P Paul Conrad

                            Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                            this is URGENT project

                            Right then and there, using the word URGENT was your post killer. Your urgency for something you need to get done, is not anyone else's concern. It is your own problem. Now, bugger off.

                            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                            Meer Osman Ali
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                            Paul Conrad wrote:

                            Now, bugger off.

                            YOU BUGGER OFF!!! DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE... I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY

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                            • P Paul Conrad

                              Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                              i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally

                              Well, go for it! Don't expect much different of a reception from them.

                              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                              Wendelius
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                              if (entrepreneur == parasite)
                              {
                              solution = Net.DownloadCode(PaymentType.None);
                              }
                              else
                              {
                              troll = true;
                              }

                              I would guess that the latter is true.

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                              • M Meer Osman Ali

                                Hah... they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes. They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!

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                                Mbah Dhaim
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                                Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                                They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!

                                change yourself first... :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

                                dhaim programming is a hobby that make some money as side effect :)

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                                • M Meer Osman Ali

                                  Paul Conrad wrote:

                                  Now, bugger off.

                                  YOU BUGGER OFF!!! DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE... I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY

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                                  Paul Conrad
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                                  Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                                  I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY

                                  Wow. I am so scare of you, not!

                                  Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                                  DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE...

                                  Don't worry, I wouldn't want to taste your patience. The correct word is TEST :|

                                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                    if (entrepreneur == parasite)
                                    {
                                    solution = Net.DownloadCode(PaymentType.None);
                                    }
                                    else
                                    {
                                    troll = true;
                                    }

                                    I would guess that the latter is true.

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                                    Paul Conrad
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                                    Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED :rolleyes:

                                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                    • P Paul Conrad

                                      Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                                      I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY

                                      Wow. I am so scare of you, not!

                                      Meer Osman Ali wrote:

                                      DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE...

                                      Don't worry, I wouldn't want to taste your patience. The correct word is TEST :|

                                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                      Meer Osman Ali
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                                      Paul Conrad wrote:

                                      I wouldn't want to taste your patience. The correct word is TES

                                      Ya sorry speling mistake :mad:

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                                      • P Paul Conrad

                                        Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED :rolleyes:

                                        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                        Meer Osman Ali
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                                        Paul Conrad wrote:

                                        troll

                                        :confused::confused::confused:

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                                        • P Paul Conrad

                                          Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED :rolleyes:

                                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                          Wendelius
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                                          Oh dammit! There goes my share of the profit and the yearly bonus :)

                                          The need to optimize rises from a bad design. My articles[^]

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