Disarming explposives question
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I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
led mike
Either of the wires connected to the detonator, provided the detonator is isolated from other conductors. If it only has one wire, run!
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I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
led mike
No one goes beyond the new stage... so don't worry... spend the time taking a :beer: and prey that the guy who made the bomb was a programmer without a debugger...
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Cut the red one . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...but first short the blue and yellow wires. Glad I could help
What if it's telephone wire, and you must cut the right pair. Which red goes with which green..... Oh fuck!
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I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
led mike
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But wait ... if I just pour that stuff on Mr. Fluffy, his fur will freeze and fall off ... that's WAY easier than trying to hold him down and shave him ... See Jim! Why can't you give solid advise like Dan here?!?! Now where's Mr. Fluffy . . .
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Either of the wires connected to the detonator, provided the detonator is isolated from other conductors. If it only has one wire, run!
provided ofc that the wires connected to the detonator are the control wires, and not booby trapped outputs with the actual controller behind the detonator in the explosive itself. In the latter case cutting any of the wires will make it go boom.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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DISCLAIMER
I AM NOT A PET GROOMER. NOTHING I POST SHOULD BE TAKEN AS ADVICE IN CARING FOR YOUR PETS. BY FOLLOWING ANY INTERPRETATION OF MY POSTS YOU WAIVE ME OF ANY LEGAL MORAL OR ETHICAL OBLIGATION OR RESPONSIBILITY FROM THE RESULTS OF YOUR ACTIONS. IF YOUR JURISDICTION DOES NOT PERMIT THE WAIVING OF SUCH RIGHTS YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO READ MY POSTS. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE SO YOU ARE REQUIRED TO IMMEDIATELY WIPE YOUR MEMORY OF THEM WITH AN ICEPICK TO THE FRONTAL LOBE.
Edit: blame CP for the styles applied, I'm just using h1/h2.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
dan neely wrote:
IF YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE SO YOU ARE REQUIRED TO IMMEDIATELY WIPE YOUR MEMORY OF THEM WITH AN ICEPICK TO THE FRONTAL LOBE.
Well, Mr. Fluffy is already kind of an ice cube, so that works out with the pick thing ... so now I just need to know, the left or right lobe?
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provided ofc that the wires connected to the detonator are the control wires, and not booby trapped outputs with the actual controller behind the detonator in the explosive itself. In the latter case cutting any of the wires will make it go boom.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
Yes, I was going on the very simple premise that the wires on the detonator are power supply wires, at most one either pulling the other to ground, or even merely closing a circuit. I know noting of detonators, only simple voltage divider trigger circuits, including short and open. :rolleyes:
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dan neely wrote:
IF YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE SO YOU ARE REQUIRED TO IMMEDIATELY WIPE YOUR MEMORY OF THEM WITH AN ICEPICK TO THE FRONTAL LOBE.
Well, Mr. Fluffy is already kind of an ice cube, so that works out with the pick thing ... so now I just need to know, the left or right lobe?
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Yes, I was going on the very simple premise that the wires on the detonator are power supply wires, at most one either pulling the other to ground, or even merely closing a circuit. I know noting of detonators, only simple voltage divider trigger circuits, including short and open. :rolleyes:
So you gave led mike what you knew to be extremely limited and incomplete instructions that would likely prove fatal in all but the simplest case without warning. .... well at least your desire to kill him is out in the open now and will be easier to avoid in the future...
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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NO! NO! NO! It's booby-trapped! Cut the BLUE one!!
You can trap boobies? Excellent. :-D
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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is it fixed yet? yes???? no???? :wtf: . . . . . . . . . . . . . its been 3hrs 38mins without a reply;; he probably cut the wrong wire and.. %&^%^%$$&(&*$#%##^%^##&&&%%%*^ X| so sad...... :sigh:
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But which kind of blue pill are you talking about?
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Either one. You're still going to screwed. :-D
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So you gave led mike what you knew to be extremely limited and incomplete instructions that would likely prove fatal in all but the simplest case without warning. .... well at least your desire to kill him is out in the open now and will be easier to avoid in the future...
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
Yes. Next life he'll know better than to colour my beer blurred ravings as advice from a bomb disposal expert. Maybe then he will finally qualify. ;P
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I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
led mike
led mike wrote:
I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
None of them. The correct choices: A) Just pack the whole thing with a larger set of explosives, and blow the whole thing up with a bigger bang B) Send in a robot, let the son-of-toaster take the risks C) Shoot the damn thing with high powered water and hope it isn't packed with sodium.
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I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
led mike
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Agreed. I'd just put 15 red wires, with 15 batteries, 3 displays with different times. Have fun! :-D
Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon
I would embed the real timing circuit within the explosive if it was plastique such as RDX, C4, Semtex etc, then stick a nice little digital alarm clock and a piece of 25 core RS232 cable on to the outside
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