Disarming explposives question
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Don't cut the wire, put the bomb in a microwave and roast the electronics!
------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
That of course is assuming the bomb can fit in the microwave :rolleyes: Could always just put a big magnet over the electronic parts.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Take the BLUE pill and you won't have to worry about it.
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007, 2008But which kind of blue pill are you talking about?
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Take the BLUE pill and you won't have to worry about it.
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Dave Kreskowiak Microsoft MVP Visual Developer - Visual Basic
2006, 2007, 2008An erection? :-D
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Pour liquid nitrogen over it all, coating well, and then just cut all the wires.
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That's the same advise you gave me for fixing my internet problem, and that didn't work out so well for me. I think you give bad advise, and probably shouldn't be trusted. Not to mention the fact that you also told me that I didn't have to worry about spilling that stuff, and you were wrong. I don't think Mr. fluffy is ever going to forgive me, even if he does look better with a shorter tail. ;P
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I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
led mike
Just press the start button, and do 'shut down'
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That's the same advise you gave me for fixing my internet problem, and that didn't work out so well for me. I think you give bad advise, and probably shouldn't be trusted. Not to mention the fact that you also told me that I didn't have to worry about spilling that stuff, and you were wrong. I don't think Mr. fluffy is ever going to forgive me, even if he does look better with a shorter tail. ;P
Clearly you didn't follow the directions did you? I suspect that you stopped reading at the word "frozen", got excited, hit the Any key, and hilarity ensued from there. Truly Douglas, you need to improve your mad reading skilz. PS: Tell Mr Fluffy I'm sorry, but I warned him about cross pollination relationships...
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That's the same advise you gave me for fixing my internet problem, and that didn't work out so well for me. I think you give bad advise, and probably shouldn't be trusted. Not to mention the fact that you also told me that I didn't have to worry about spilling that stuff, and you were wrong. I don't think Mr. fluffy is ever going to forgive me, even if he does look better with a shorter tail. ;P
Next time shave Mr Fluffy first. A splash of lN2 on the skin won't do anything since it'll 'float' on a cloud of evaporation until it rolls off and hits the floor. It's when you get it in something like hair of clothes that absorbs it that you need to worry about frostbite.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
led mike
Fly it into outer space and plunge it into the middle of an asteriod, preferably one that's heading for earth.
Todd Smith
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Next time shave Mr Fluffy first. A splash of lN2 on the skin won't do anything since it'll 'float' on a cloud of evaporation until it rolls off and hits the floor. It's when you get it in something like hair of clothes that absorbs it that you need to worry about frostbite.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
But wait ... if I just pour that stuff on Mr. Fluffy, his fur will freeze and fall off ... that's WAY easier than trying to hold him down and shave him ... See Jim! Why can't you give solid advise like Dan here?!?! Now where's Mr. Fluffy . . .
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I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
led mike
Either of the wires connected to the detonator, provided the detonator is isolated from other conductors. If it only has one wire, run!
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I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
led mike
No one goes beyond the new stage... so don't worry... spend the time taking a :beer: and prey that the guy who made the bomb was a programmer without a debugger...
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Cut the red one . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...but first short the blue and yellow wires. Glad I could help
What if it's telephone wire, and you must cut the right pair. Which red goes with which green..... Oh fuck!
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I'm new to explosives and I don't know which wire to cut, help me plzzzzzz, it's urgent.
led mike
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But wait ... if I just pour that stuff on Mr. Fluffy, his fur will freeze and fall off ... that's WAY easier than trying to hold him down and shave him ... See Jim! Why can't you give solid advise like Dan here?!?! Now where's Mr. Fluffy . . .
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Edit: blame CP for the styles applied, I'm just using h1/h2.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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Either of the wires connected to the detonator, provided the detonator is isolated from other conductors. If it only has one wire, run!
provided ofc that the wires connected to the detonator are the control wires, and not booby trapped outputs with the actual controller behind the detonator in the explosive itself. In the latter case cutting any of the wires will make it go boom.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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:omg:
BY OPENING THIS POST EULA YOU AUTOMATICALLY AGREE TO ALL THE TERMS STATED WITHIN.
DISCLAIMER
I AM NOT A PET GROOMER. NOTHING I POST SHOULD BE TAKEN AS ADVICE IN CARING FOR YOUR PETS. BY FOLLOWING ANY INTERPRETATION OF MY POSTS YOU WAIVE ME OF ANY LEGAL MORAL OR ETHICAL OBLIGATION OR RESPONSIBILITY FROM THE RESULTS OF YOUR ACTIONS. IF YOUR JURISDICTION DOES NOT PERMIT THE WAIVING OF SUCH RIGHTS YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO READ MY POSTS. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE SO YOU ARE REQUIRED TO IMMEDIATELY WIPE YOUR MEMORY OF THEM WITH AN ICEPICK TO THE FRONTAL LOBE.
Edit: blame CP for the styles applied, I'm just using h1/h2.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
dan neely wrote:
IF YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE SO YOU ARE REQUIRED TO IMMEDIATELY WIPE YOUR MEMORY OF THEM WITH AN ICEPICK TO THE FRONTAL LOBE.
Well, Mr. Fluffy is already kind of an ice cube, so that works out with the pick thing ... so now I just need to know, the left or right lobe?
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provided ofc that the wires connected to the detonator are the control wires, and not booby trapped outputs with the actual controller behind the detonator in the explosive itself. In the latter case cutting any of the wires will make it go boom.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
Yes, I was going on the very simple premise that the wires on the detonator are power supply wires, at most one either pulling the other to ground, or even merely closing a circuit. I know noting of detonators, only simple voltage divider trigger circuits, including short and open. :rolleyes:
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dan neely wrote:
IF YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE SO YOU ARE REQUIRED TO IMMEDIATELY WIPE YOUR MEMORY OF THEM WITH AN ICEPICK TO THE FRONTAL LOBE.
Well, Mr. Fluffy is already kind of an ice cube, so that works out with the pick thing ... so now I just need to know, the left or right lobe?
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Yes, I was going on the very simple premise that the wires on the detonator are power supply wires, at most one either pulling the other to ground, or even merely closing a circuit. I know noting of detonators, only simple voltage divider trigger circuits, including short and open. :rolleyes:
So you gave led mike what you knew to be extremely limited and incomplete instructions that would likely prove fatal in all but the simplest case without warning. .... well at least your desire to kill him is out in the open now and will be easier to avoid in the future...
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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NO! NO! NO! It's booby-trapped! Cut the BLUE one!!
You can trap boobies? Excellent. :-D
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