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  • K keencomputer

    The Global Facts . At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting... - You hang in there sunshine!

    Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com

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    Dalek Dave
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    I don't know why that was down voted, I gave a 5 to even it up somewhat! V Funny!

    ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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    • K keencomputer

      The Global Facts . At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting... - You hang in there sunshine!

      Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com

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      Garth J Lancaster
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      keencomputer wrote:

      Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting...

      found out .....

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      • K keencomputer

        The Global Facts . At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting... - You hang in there sunshine!

        Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com

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        sdofner
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        I'm with Dalek Dave, I thought it was funny too, and gave it a 5 :)

        S. Douglas Ofner doug@sdofner.com

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        • K keencomputer

          The Global Facts . At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting... - You hang in there sunshine!

          Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com

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          Christian Graus
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          More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.

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          • K keencomputer

            The Global Facts . At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting... - You hang in there sunshine!

            Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com

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            peterchen
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            intercourse about twice as long as the relaxing? You got it wrong. Everything over 30 seconds is work. ;P

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            • C Christian Graus

              More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.

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              leppie
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              Christian Graus wrote:

              More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

              I think more people are getting screwed than getting kissed :)

              xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
              IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
              ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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              • L leppie

                Christian Graus wrote:

                More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

                I think more people are getting screwed than getting kissed :)

                xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
                ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                Christian Graus
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                Probably....

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.

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                • K keencomputer

                  The Global Facts . At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting... - You hang in there sunshine!

                  Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com

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                  Paul Watson
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                  keencomputer wrote:

                  Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.

                  21,000,000 don't kiss during sex? I must be doing something wrong...

                  cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                    intercourse about twice as long as the relaxing? You got it wrong. Everything over 30 seconds is work. ;P

                    Burning Chrome ^ | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                    Paul Watson
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                    The ladies must love you ;)

                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.

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                      Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                      Well, duration is different. One lasts for hours, while few people kiss as long, I guess... So, more kisses happen, but they're brief? Of course, I'm assuming the numbers are not 100% made up... Iain.

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                      • P Paul Watson

                        keencomputer wrote:

                        Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.

                        21,000,000 don't kiss during sex? I must be doing something wrong...

                        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                        Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                        21,000,000 have come up for air...

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                          Christian Graus wrote:

                          More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

                          I think more people are getting screwed than getting kissed :)

                          xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                          IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
                          ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                          Richard Jones
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                          IF they're using Telstra.

                          Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon

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                            The ladies must love you ;)

                            cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                            peterchen
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                            I don't mind the overtime, just settng the record straight - it's part of the "plus" package :cool:

                            Burning Chrome ^ | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                            • C Christian Graus

                              More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.

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                              Zhat
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                              Didn't say who, or more import WHAT they were screwing...just can't imagine some hillbilly kissing his goat while...

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