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  • K keencomputer

    The Global Facts . At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting... - You hang in there sunshine!

    Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com

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    sdofner
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    I'm with Dalek Dave, I thought it was funny too, and gave it a 5 :)

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    • K keencomputer

      The Global Facts . At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting... - You hang in there sunshine!

      Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com

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      Christian Graus
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      More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.

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      • K keencomputer

        The Global Facts . At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting... - You hang in there sunshine!

        Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com

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        peterchen
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        intercourse about twice as long as the relaxing? You got it wrong. Everything over 30 seconds is work. ;P

        Burning Chrome ^ | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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        • C Christian Graus

          More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.

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          leppie
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          Christian Graus wrote:

          More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

          I think more people are getting screwed than getting kissed :)

          xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
          IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
          ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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          • L leppie

            Christian Graus wrote:

            More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

            I think more people are getting screwed than getting kissed :)

            xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
            IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
            ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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            Christian Graus
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            Probably....

            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.

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            • K keencomputer

              The Global Facts . At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading Posting... - You hang in there sunshine!

              Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com

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              Paul Watson
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              keencomputer wrote:

              Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.

              21,000,000 don't kiss during sex? I must be doing something wrong...

              cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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              • P peterchen

                intercourse about twice as long as the relaxing? You got it wrong. Everything over 30 seconds is work. ;P

                Burning Chrome ^ | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                Paul Watson
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                The ladies must love you ;)

                cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                • C Christian Graus

                  More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.

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                  Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                  Well, duration is different. One lasts for hours, while few people kiss as long, I guess... So, more kisses happen, but they're brief? Of course, I'm assuming the numbers are not 100% made up... Iain.

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                    keencomputer wrote:

                    Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.

                    21,000,000 don't kiss during sex? I must be doing something wrong...

                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                    Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                    21,000,000 have come up for air...

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                    • L leppie

                      Christian Graus wrote:

                      More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

                      I think more people are getting screwed than getting kissed :)

                      xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                      IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
                      ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                      Richard Jones
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                      IF they're using Telstra.

                      Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon

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                      • P Paul Watson

                        The ladies must love you ;)

                        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                        peterchen
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                        I don't mind the overtime, just settng the record straight - it's part of the "plus" package :cool:

                        Burning Chrome ^ | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                        • C Christian Graus

                          More people are screwing than kissing ? I doubt that.....

                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.

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                          Zhat
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                          Didn't say who, or more import WHAT they were screwing...just can't imagine some hillbilly kissing his goat while...

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