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  • C Chris Losinger

    run![^] if you can. i could only manage 3.4m. but don't fret if you can't. everyone is a winner! Update: there's a hurdle at 50m!

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    modified on Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37 PM

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    Daniel Grunwald
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    It's easy: First, press P and W until you nearly sit on the ground. Then, press O so that the front knee is at ca. 110°. Then, press Q, W, Q, W... to slowly crawl forwards. Now I'm in front of the hurdle at 50m, let's see if I can find a way over it... EDIT: Just use O, P to kick down the hurdle; then continue crawling with Q, W. I dragged the hurdle with me for about ten meters, then somehow managed to crawl over it. I'm now at 75m and still crawling... At the end (at 100m), there's a jump pit... I finished with 99,9 meters.

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      23.3m wooohooo!

      Bar fomos edo pariyart gedeem, agreo eo dranem abal edyero eyrem kalm kareore

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      hammerstein05
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      7.2 after a recreation of the Ministry of Funny walks.

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        It's easy: First, press P and W until you nearly sit on the ground. Then, press O so that the front knee is at ca. 110°. Then, press Q, W, Q, W... to slowly crawl forwards. Now I'm in front of the hurdle at 50m, let's see if I can find a way over it... EDIT: Just use O, P to kick down the hurdle; then continue crawling with Q, W. I dragged the hurdle with me for about ten meters, then somehow managed to crawl over it. I'm now at 75m and still crawling... At the end (at 100m), there's a jump pit... I finished with 99,9 meters.

        modified on Monday, November 17, 2008 5:05 PM

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        Chris Losinger
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        there are YouTube vids of people actually getting him to run i can't get even a single step

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        • C Chris Losinger

          run![^] if you can. i could only manage 3.4m. but don't fret if you can't. everyone is a winner! Update: there's a hurdle at 50m!

          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

          modified on Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37 PM

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          wout de zeeuw
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          Learning curve too steeeeep! :laugh:

          Wout

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          • C Chris Losinger

            run![^] if you can. i could only manage 3.4m. but don't fret if you can't. everyone is a winner! Update: there's a hurdle at 50m!

            image processing toolkits | batch image processing

            modified on Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37 PM

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            dighn
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            lmao not this. play it for too long and you'll probably forget how to run for real.

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            • D Daniel Grunwald

              It's easy: First, press P and W until you nearly sit on the ground. Then, press O so that the front knee is at ca. 110°. Then, press Q, W, Q, W... to slowly crawl forwards. Now I'm in front of the hurdle at 50m, let's see if I can find a way over it... EDIT: Just use O, P to kick down the hurdle; then continue crawling with Q, W. I dragged the hurdle with me for about ten meters, then somehow managed to crawl over it. I'm now at 75m and still crawling... At the end (at 100m), there's a jump pit... I finished with 99,9 meters.

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              Rama Krishna Vavilala
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              I managed up to 40 m like that and my fingers started hurting.

              Proud to be a CPHog user

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              • C Chris Losinger

                run![^] if you can. i could only manage 3.4m. but don't fret if you can't. everyone is a winner! Update: there's a hurdle at 50m!

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                modified on Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37 PM

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                10.1 m after a few attempts. Had to make him bend one knee and drag the other like a zombie.

                Web - Blog - RSS - Math - BM

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                • C Chris Losinger

                  run![^] if you can. i could only manage 3.4m. but don't fret if you can't. everyone is a winner! Update: there's a hurdle at 50m!

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                  modified on Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37 PM

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                  Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                  This is insane. I have yet to get a positive distance for this guy after about 20 tries.

                  Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


                  Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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                  • C Chris Losinger

                    run![^] if you can. i could only manage 3.4m. but don't fret if you can't. everyone is a winner! Update: there's a hurdle at 50m!

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                    modified on Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37 PM

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                    alphaxz
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                    i think it's so hard to control

                    a beginner

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                    • C Chris Losinger

                      run![^] if you can. i could only manage 3.4m. but don't fret if you can't. everyone is a winner! Update: there's a hurdle at 50m!

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                      modified on Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37 PM

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                      Rich Leyshon
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                      Well I did manage to make him back flip onto his head. Rich

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                      • C Chris Losinger

                        run![^] if you can. i could only manage 3.4m. but don't fret if you can't. everyone is a winner! Update: there's a hurdle at 50m!

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                        modified on Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37 PM

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                        Zhat
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                        Hmmm, I got some guy who's into self-mutilation....

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                        • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                          This is insane. I have yet to get a positive distance for this guy after about 20 tries.

                          Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


                          Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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                          realJSOP
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                          If you were French, you would have given up long before that...

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            If you were French, you would have given up long before that...

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                            I'm missing the punch line. A little help?

                            Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


                            Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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                            • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                              I'm missing the punch line. A little help?

                              Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


                              Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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                              Dan Neely
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                              It's a cheap shot at the french military over their effectiveness. here's a recent example: AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." The increased alert was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed the French white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. For a longer list Google "Complete Military History of France" to see the unbroken string of defeats they've suffered over the last two millennia and change since the Gaelic Wars. :laugh:

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