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    Rich Leyshon
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    ... and by that I mean the evil creatures that cause countless pain and suffering throughout the universe and not the one that sets the daily CCC which causes - oh, hang on. Anyway, apologies if I've asked this question before (the memory isn't what it was) but: Supposing that the Daleks had succeeded in their plan in the last series of Doctor Who and eliminated every other life form in the universe, leaving no worlds to conquer and nobody left to exterminate, what do you think Daleks would do to pass the time? Rich

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      ... and by that I mean the evil creatures that cause countless pain and suffering throughout the universe and not the one that sets the daily CCC which causes - oh, hang on. Anyway, apologies if I've asked this question before (the memory isn't what it was) but: Supposing that the Daleks had succeeded in their plan in the last series of Doctor Who and eliminated every other life form in the universe, leaving no worlds to conquer and nobody left to exterminate, what do you think Daleks would do to pass the time? Rich

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      Richard Green
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      Cryptic Crosswords of course :)

      Richard Green

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        ... and by that I mean the evil creatures that cause countless pain and suffering throughout the universe and not the one that sets the daily CCC which causes - oh, hang on. Anyway, apologies if I've asked this question before (the memory isn't what it was) but: Supposing that the Daleks had succeeded in their plan in the last series of Doctor Who and eliminated every other life form in the universe, leaving no worlds to conquer and nobody left to exterminate, what do you think Daleks would do to pass the time? Rich

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        MrPlankton
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        Seek, locate and exterminate the Borg of course. but if your are a Borg, how do you assimilate a Darlek?

        MrPlankton

        (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

        (good guy)"Which is where?"

        (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
        Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

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          ... and by that I mean the evil creatures that cause countless pain and suffering throughout the universe and not the one that sets the daily CCC which causes - oh, hang on. Anyway, apologies if I've asked this question before (the memory isn't what it was) but: Supposing that the Daleks had succeeded in their plan in the last series of Doctor Who and eliminated every other life form in the universe, leaving no worlds to conquer and nobody left to exterminate, what do you think Daleks would do to pass the time? Rich

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          Dalek Dave
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          Write their memoires? Crochet? Fight Internecine Wars between the Imperial Daleks and the Renegade Dalek Factions based upon their refusal to accept the other Dalek's Dalekiness? Evolve into more socially responsible creatures?

          ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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            Seek, locate and exterminate the Borg of course. but if your are a Borg, how do you assimilate a Darlek?

            MrPlankton

            (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

            (good guy)"Which is where?"

            (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
            Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

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            Dalek Dave
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            Borg are only a stolen Cyberman Wannabe! And the Daleks whipped their arse!

            ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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              Borg are only a stolen Cyberman Wannabe! And the Daleks whipped their arse!

              ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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              Rich Leyshon
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              And the Daleks whipped their arse!

              Which is a somewhat fruitless exercise for someone made of metal! Are you sure you weren't thinking of Max Mosley? :) Rich

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              • R Rich Leyshon

                ... and by that I mean the evil creatures that cause countless pain and suffering throughout the universe and not the one that sets the daily CCC which causes - oh, hang on. Anyway, apologies if I've asked this question before (the memory isn't what it was) but: Supposing that the Daleks had succeeded in their plan in the last series of Doctor Who and eliminated every other life form in the universe, leaving no worlds to conquer and nobody left to exterminate, what do you think Daleks would do to pass the time? Rich

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                blackjack2150
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                Slightly OT: Supposing that I never saw any Dr Who before, would I understand and enjoy it if I started with the 2005 series?

                Insert funny quote here.

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                  ... and by that I mean the evil creatures that cause countless pain and suffering throughout the universe and not the one that sets the daily CCC which causes - oh, hang on. Anyway, apologies if I've asked this question before (the memory isn't what it was) but: Supposing that the Daleks had succeeded in their plan in the last series of Doctor Who and eliminated every other life form in the universe, leaving no worlds to conquer and nobody left to exterminate, what do you think Daleks would do to pass the time? Rich

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                  Duncan Edwards Jones
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                  They would attach magic markers to their chasis and become one huge automated spirograph machine.

                  '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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                    Slightly OT: Supposing that I never saw any Dr Who before, would I understand and enjoy it if I started with the 2005 series?

                    Insert funny quote here.

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                    Rich Leyshon
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                    I can't remember which was the 2005 series. I would guess that if it's the one where the Daleks were hiding behind the moon, this would be far enough back to make some sort of sense of the subsequent series. Whether anyone can ever really understand it all, I'm not sure! Rich

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                      Write their memoires? Crochet? Fight Internecine Wars between the Imperial Daleks and the Renegade Dalek Factions based upon their refusal to accept the other Dalek's Dalekiness? Evolve into more socially responsible creatures?

                      ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                      Baconbutty
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                      Just removing coffee off my screen...... The image of a Dalek crotcheting trying to hold the hook in his plunger :)

                      My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                        Borg are only a stolen Cyberman Wannabe! And the Daleks whipped their arse!

                        ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                        MrPlankton
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                        I have to disagree, the Cyberman were totally machine. The Borg, and Dalek's are both cybernetic organisms. ------------- This is sounding like the "discussion"; If superman and batman had a fight who would win...

                        MrPlankton

                        (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

                        (good guy)"Which is where?"

                        (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
                        Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

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                          I have to disagree, the Cyberman were totally machine. The Borg, and Dalek's are both cybernetic organisms. ------------- This is sounding like the "discussion"; If superman and batman had a fight who would win...

                          MrPlankton

                          (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

                          (good guy)"Which is where?"

                          (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
                          Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

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                          blackjack2150
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                          Superman and Batman would never fight because they are both registered to DC. Also, it's not fair to set up a match between a human and an alien which can spin the Earth back in time. But a Batman vs Spiderman fight... that would really be something.

                          Insert funny quote here.

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                            I have to disagree, the Cyberman were totally machine. The Borg, and Dalek's are both cybernetic organisms. ------------- This is sounding like the "discussion"; If superman and batman had a fight who would win...

                            MrPlankton

                            (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

                            (good guy)"Which is where?"

                            (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
                            Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            To Correct You... Cybermen are CYBORGS. Part Organic, part machine. The Clue is in the name. The BORG are only a Cyberman Rip-off. See Here[^] If you are going to make Factual Corrections, please be aware of the Facts! :) (Never argue with me about Dr Who, I am a Time Lord you know!!!)

                            ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                              To Correct You... Cybermen are CYBORGS. Part Organic, part machine. The Clue is in the name. The BORG are only a Cyberman Rip-off. See Here[^] If you are going to make Factual Corrections, please be aware of the Facts! :) (Never argue with me about Dr Who, I am a Time Lord you know!!!)

                              ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                              MrPlankton
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Never argue with me about Dr Who, I am a Time Lord you know!!!)

                              Forgive me. I did not know with whom I was speaking. :-O

                              MrPlankton

                              (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

                              (good guy)"Which is where?"

                              (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
                              Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

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                                Cryptic Crosswords of course :)

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                                megaadam
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                                The Daleks would be shocked and come to the realisation that they would have to synthesize human life, in order to be able to tourture it with CCCs!:suss:

                                _____________________________________ Action without thought is not action Action without emotion is not life

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                                • R Rich Leyshon

                                  ... and by that I mean the evil creatures that cause countless pain and suffering throughout the universe and not the one that sets the daily CCC which causes - oh, hang on. Anyway, apologies if I've asked this question before (the memory isn't what it was) but: Supposing that the Daleks had succeeded in their plan in the last series of Doctor Who and eliminated every other life form in the universe, leaving no worlds to conquer and nobody left to exterminate, what do you think Daleks would do to pass the time? Rich

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                                  Simon P Stevens
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                                  They would do exactly what everyone else does when they are bored. Solitaire ;)

                                  Simon

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                                  • B blackjack2150

                                    Superman and Batman would never fight because they are both registered to DC. Also, it's not fair to set up a match between a human and an alien which can spin the Earth back in time. But a Batman vs Spiderman fight... that would really be something.

                                    Insert funny quote here.

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                                    J4amieC
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                                    blackjack2150 wrote:

                                    Superman and Batman would never fight

                                    In the new DC vs MK video game they can.

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                                      Slightly OT: Supposing that I never saw any Dr Who before, would I understand and enjoy it if I started with the 2005 series?

                                      Insert funny quote here.

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      Start with the New Series, ie from Christopher Ecclestone and work forward. However, each series has a link, and the last two stories of a series tie up all the loose ends. Except for the Last Three Episodes of the latest Series which linked right back through just about every story from the beginning! Brilliantly written!

                                      ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                                      • B blackjack2150

                                        Superman and Batman would never fight because they are both registered to DC. Also, it's not fair to set up a match between a human and an alien which can spin the Earth back in time. But a Batman vs Spiderman fight... that would really be something.

                                        Insert funny quote here.

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                                        Henry Minute
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                                        blackjack2150 wrote:

                                        a Batman vs Spiderman fight

                                        You are, I regret to say, too late. According to a news report I saw somewhere earlier today, Bruce Wayne has been killed by a villain (who, incidentally, turns out to be his father) in the latest edition of the comic. R.I.P. Batman!

                                        Henry Minute Never read Medical books. You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

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