It's Official
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I hate Visual Basic in all of its forms, and consider that anyone calling themselves a proponent of the language must have the intellect of a two-slice toaster.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001If Not VB Is Nothing Then What Is End If
Henry Minute Never read Medical books. You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
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Bloody hell, I hope it wasn't mine although I guess the author has already had an earfull from him.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
It was this article[^]...
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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I agree. In my case one of the best code/design I have seen has been in VB6. Why? Because the programmer who did it was very good and believed in programming into teh language not program in a language.
Proud to be a CPHog user
One shop I worked at several years ago, did their VB6 coding quite well and that was due to strict in-house coding policies.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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It was this article[^]...
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
apparently his coding is no better than his form design and colour selection!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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apparently his coding is no better than his form design and colour selection!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Yep. I actually recall giving the guy a decent vote based more on concept than UI/code cosmetics. I must've had a few :beer:s that day when I voted it a five :rolleyes: :laugh: Beer, helping ugly GUI look better since {put-any-year-you-want-here}
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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I hate Visual Basic in all of its forms, and consider that anyone calling themselves a proponent of the language must have the intellect of a two-slice toaster.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001VB the curse of windows programming, I consider users of VB, non-programmers.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
it's a fact that VB instills bad programming habits
Name a few...
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
I can only point at one VB app and shout OMFG! You can deduce the rest.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Bloody hell, I hope it wasn't mine although I guess the author has already had an earfull from him.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
No, it wasn't one of yours. Normally, I would look elsewhere if converting from VB was the only way to get the code in a format I want, but like I told the author, the code works well, but his programming practices suck. Consider that the vast majority of people here that code in .Net do so using C#. If I was a VB programmer and knew that, I'd certainly take steps to make the conversion a little less painful, especially when we're talking almost 5000 lines of code that have to be gone through one line at a time. Sure, the
Quick Replacefunction in the IDE takes care of some stuff, but you STILL have to go back through the code and make sure everything is converted correctly. At the outset, I'm fairly annoyed that I have to convert the code. Add to that the veritable complete lack of comments, giving variables the same name as the type they represent (I HATE that), and the realization that he could have made it easier to convert with little effort, and I'm edging toward full-on pissed off. I spent all day on it yesterday, and I'm only about halfway through with the initial conversion. I'll probably be working on this until lunch on Wednesday."Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I hate Visual Basic in all of its forms, and consider that anyone calling themselves a proponent of the language must have the intellect of a two-slice toaster.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
forms
pun! :D
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No, it wasn't one of yours. Normally, I would look elsewhere if converting from VB was the only way to get the code in a format I want, but like I told the author, the code works well, but his programming practices suck. Consider that the vast majority of people here that code in .Net do so using C#. If I was a VB programmer and knew that, I'd certainly take steps to make the conversion a little less painful, especially when we're talking almost 5000 lines of code that have to be gone through one line at a time. Sure, the
Quick Replacefunction in the IDE takes care of some stuff, but you STILL have to go back through the code and make sure everything is converted correctly. At the outset, I'm fairly annoyed that I have to convert the code. Add to that the veritable complete lack of comments, giving variables the same name as the type they represent (I HATE that), and the realization that he could have made it easier to convert with little effort, and I'm edging toward full-on pissed off. I spent all day on it yesterday, and I'm only about halfway through with the initial conversion. I'll probably be working on this until lunch on Wednesday."Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I'd certainly take steps to make the conversion a little less painful
Now there is you mistake, I (as a VB dev) would not consider the conversion aspect of the code when doing an article nor would I change my coding style to make it easier. Mind you I actually have a style and stick to it in VB. I am yet to settle on one in C# (part of the cross training process I guess) His article code was reasonably commented, I did not download the source. I one had someone use "date" in an enum and could not work out why my dates turned to 2 X|. So by now you should be in quite a snit having spent most of a second day on it. Hope it works Ok now go and enjoy a couple of quiet ales afterwards.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I hate Visual Basic in all of its forms, and consider that anyone calling themselves a proponent of the language must have the intellect of a two-slice toaster.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001While I am a VB programmer myself, I have to admit that there are dim-witted people who claim to have a firm grasp on the language. I had the pleasure yesterday of watching someone with the title of "Sr. Customer Technology Consultant" for a major US shipping company attempt to modify some VBA code on our shipping terminal. I could have easily done it in about 10-20 minutes, but she had to make at least three phone calls to other programmers at the company, all of whom opened remote sessions to the machine to attempt to change the code. To top it off, they broke another function that is critical to our needs. I don't consider myself to be a great programmer, but perhaps I should apply there... "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." Oh, and what would have taken me 10-20 minutes at most, took at least 4 "programmers" 3 hours to do half-assed.
I don't claim to be a know it all, for I know that I am not...
I usually have an answer though.