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  • O Oakman

    My ex got to keep the doghouse. . . and the house. . . and the bank account. . .but she only got half of my air.

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    JimmyRopes
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    Oakman wrote:

    My ex got to keep the doghouse

    No doubt it is being used productively. :-D

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      Oakman wrote:

      My ex got to keep the doghouse

      No doubt it is being used productively. :-D

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      JimmyRopes wrote:

      No doubt it is being used productively

      If she put it where I suggested she put it, productive is the opposite of what it's being used for ;)

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      • O Oakman

        JimmyRopes wrote:

        No doubt it is being used productively

        If she put it where I suggested she put it, productive is the opposite of what it's being used for ;)

        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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        Oakman wrote:

        If she put it where I suggested she put it

        I doubt that, especially if she is the last Ex-Mrs. Oakman. She sounded like a real catch. Hopefully her next victim husband likes his prize. In any case you are off the hook now. :-D

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        • J JimmyRopes

          Hope this isn't a repost. During the holiday season you men must be especially cautious about ending up in the dreaded doghouse. Beware of the Doghouse[^]

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          leckey 0
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          WOW! I actually want a Dyson (vac cleaner) and would appreciate extra RAM! But I am the exception to the rule...

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            WOW! I actually want a Dyson (vac cleaner) and would appreciate extra RAM! But I am the exception to the rule...

            Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.

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            leckey wrote:

            WOW! I actually want a Dyson (vac cleaner) and would appreciate extra RAM!

            Marry me! :-D

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            • J JimmyRopes

              leckey wrote:

              WOW! I actually want a Dyson (vac cleaner) and would appreciate extra RAM!

              Marry me! :-D

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              Sorry--already married to another geek who although is not a computer programmer can remove ghost drivers from a computer. It's amazing the amount of marriage proposals I've gotten over the years once men know I like tech, video games and hate buying clothes. :-D

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                Sorry--already married to another geek who although is not a computer programmer can remove ghost drivers from a computer. It's amazing the amount of marriage proposals I've gotten over the years once men know I like tech, video games and hate buying clothes. :-D

                Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.

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                leckey wrote:

                It's amazing the amount of marriage proposals I've gotten over the years once men know I like tech, video games and hate buying clothes.

                What's not to like? :-D

                leckey wrote:

                Sorry--already married to another geek who although is not a computer programmer can remove ghost drivers from a computer.

                Rats, all the good ladies are taken. :sigh:

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                • J JimmyRopes

                  leckey wrote:

                  It's amazing the amount of marriage proposals I've gotten over the years once men know I like tech, video games and hate buying clothes.

                  What's not to like? :-D

                  leckey wrote:

                  Sorry--already married to another geek who although is not a computer programmer can remove ghost drivers from a computer.

                  Rats, all the good ladies are taken. :sigh:

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                  I always like to tell the story when Hubby had a few male friends over, including a 15 year old, to practice for a card tournament (Magic the Gathering--think D&D on cards) and I came home with beer and a playboy. If you are in the upper Great Plains you have to get them while they are young; I was a "late bloomer" and got married at 24. At my high school reunion I was only one of two girls without kids (the other was having issues conceiving).

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                    I always like to tell the story when Hubby had a few male friends over, including a 15 year old, to practice for a card tournament (Magic the Gathering--think D&D on cards) and I came home with beer and a playboy. If you are in the upper Great Plains you have to get them while they are young; I was a "late bloomer" and got married at 24. At my high school reunion I was only one of two girls without kids (the other was having issues conceiving).

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                    leckey wrote:

                    I came home with beer and a playboy.

                    Did hubby get resentful? :confused:

                    leckey wrote:

                    I was a "late bloomer"

                    We won't hold that against you. :doh:

                    leckey wrote:

                    If you are in the upper Great Plains you have to get them while they are young

                    Not a problem! :-D

                    leckey wrote:

                    At my high school reunion I was only one of two girls without kids

                    It wasn't me! :~

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                      leckey wrote:

                      I came home with beer and a playboy.

                      Did hubby get resentful? :confused:

                      leckey wrote:

                      I was a "late bloomer"

                      We won't hold that against you. :doh:

                      leckey wrote:

                      If you are in the upper Great Plains you have to get them while they are young

                      Not a problem! :-D

                      leckey wrote:

                      At my high school reunion I was only one of two girls without kids

                      It wasn't me! :~

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                      Hubby thought it was cool and funny!

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                        Hubby thought it was cool and funny!

                        Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.

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                        leckey wrote:

                        Hubby thought it was cool and funny!

                        Must not have been much of a playboy. :~

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                        • J JimmyRopes

                          leckey wrote:

                          Hubby thought it was cool and funny!

                          Must not have been much of a playboy. :~

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                          Dita Von Teese (sp?) was the cover/centerfold; I'd think a Betty Paige like model would be an uber issue.

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                            Dita Von Teese (sp?) was the cover/centerfold; I'd think a Betty Paige like model would be an uber issue.

                            Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.

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                            I thought he was a playboy, not a magazine. :-D

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                            • J JimmyRopes

                              Hope this isn't a repost. During the holiday season you men must be especially cautious about ending up in the dreaded doghouse. Beware of the Doghouse[^]

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                              I've never been there but my dad should have been but wasn't. It just goes to show how times have changed. My dad bought my mum a washing machine one year, a spin dryer the next, the latest vacuum cleaner the next, and so on until she progressed to a colour television (it was the latest thing, BBC programmes used to be announced as "Now, from the BBC in colour!") and that was when it all changed!

                              Remember, nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humour!

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                              • J JimmyRopes

                                Hope this isn't a repost. During the holiday season you men must be especially cautious about ending up in the dreaded doghouse. Beware of the Doghouse[^]

                                Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                                Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                                I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                                El Corazon
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                                JimmyRopes wrote:

                                During the holiday season you men must be especially cautious about ending up in the dreaded doghouse.

                                diamond earrings and grandfather clock... both she wanted. I think I am safe.

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                  JimmyRopes wrote:

                                  During the holiday season you men must be especially cautious about ending up in the dreaded doghouse.

                                  diamond earrings and grandfather clock... both she wanted. I think I am safe.

                                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                  El Corazon wrote:

                                  diamond earrings and grandfather clock... both she wanted. I think I am safe.

                                  You sound pretty good this year. I won't have any trouble this year also because I am buying my wife a new car.

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