Where is everybody?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I'm broken all year round. Remember folks, a psychiatric disorder is for life, not just for Christmas
I seem to be Broke all year round, but that is my wife's fault!
------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde
Dalek Dave wrote:
my wife's fault
The good old "What's yours is hers, what's hers is her too!" I have the same problem with Mrs Wife. She's very good at knowing exectly how much I can afford to spend on a new dress for her...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
my wife's fault
The good old "What's yours is hers, what's hers is her too!" I have the same problem with Mrs Wife. She's very good at knowing exectly how much I can afford to spend on a new dress for her...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Thank God, I am bachelor. And I can enjoy my bachelorhood for next 4-5 years.
C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void "Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding
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Good ere innit?
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
Behiiiind you....
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Behiiiind you....
Oh No He Isn't!
------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde
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Oh No He Isn't!
------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde
Oh yes he is!
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Good ere innit?
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
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Good ere innit?
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
I'm here, presumably.
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Good ere innit?
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
Well, I'm here. I have never found myself being there. In six hours I'll be at home which can be referred to as there for the moment, but when I'm there it will actually be here. Clear enough? :~
"It's supposed to be hard, otherwise anybody could do it!" - selfquote
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Good ere innit?
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
I'm here but shhh ... nobody knows!
Richard Green
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Thank God, I am bachelor. And I can enjoy my bachelorhood for next 4-5 years.
C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void "Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding
Definition of a married man: A bachelor with his spine removed.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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Definition of a married man: A bachelor with his spine removed.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void "Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding
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Henry, a lot of people will have already broken for xmas, or like me, are too busy clearing the crap.
------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde
I'm working on a couple of CP articles.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Oh yes he is!
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Are you two ugly sisters?
Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.
Hope you're wearing your boots. :)
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I'm working on a couple of CP articles.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Yours, or are you hunting out a couple of the authors of the substandard articles on the homepage with a view to putting us out of their misery? Either way, I'll award +5.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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tum-ti-tum-ti-tum-tiddley-tum
tssss tssssssss tsssssss
Good ere innit?
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
I'm here, but in 5 minutes I will be on cell-phone only for the next 10 hours....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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I'm here, but in 5 minutes I will be on cell-phone only for the next 10 hours....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
I am actually there but pretending to be here!
------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde
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I am actually there but pretending to be here!
------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde
Dalek Dave wrote:
I am actually there but pretending to be here!
I am supposed to be there, but really here... so here I go... really to there... really.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Yours, or are you hunting out a couple of the authors of the substandard articles on the homepage with a view to putting us out of their misery? Either way, I'll award +5.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Yours, or are you hunting out a couple of the authors of the substandard articles on the homepage with a view to putting us out of their misery?
Well, mine mainly, but when I want to be amazed and dismayed at the same time, I come to CP to look at the latest submissions (I wish Chris would fix it so that we don't see stuff we've already rejected - that would help keep my view of the panel relatively article-free. As far as mine are concerned, I spent some time this weekend completely rewriting an older article (and more importantly, the code behind it) because someone made a comment about the idea that I essentially wrote pointless code. On the one hand, he was right - some of the code in the article was completely pointless, but on the other hand, it forced me to re-evaluate the way I was doing it, resulting in a greatly simplified (and much more reliable) version. I'm also still working on the AutoPrint and CPAM service articles.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Yours, or are you hunting out a couple of the authors of the substandard articles on the homepage with a view to putting us out of their misery?
Well, mine mainly, but when I want to be amazed and dismayed at the same time, I come to CP to look at the latest submissions (I wish Chris would fix it so that we don't see stuff we've already rejected - that would help keep my view of the panel relatively article-free. As far as mine are concerned, I spent some time this weekend completely rewriting an older article (and more importantly, the code behind it) because someone made a comment about the idea that I essentially wrote pointless code. On the one hand, he was right - some of the code in the article was completely pointless, but on the other hand, it forced me to re-evaluate the way I was doing it, resulting in a greatly simplified (and much more reliable) version. I'm also still working on the AutoPrint and CPAM service articles.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Cool. Looking forward to reading them.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
