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  • H Henry Minute

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    tssss tssssssss tsssssss

    Good ere innit?

    Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks

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    Richard Green
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    I'm here but shhh ... nobody knows!

    Richard Green

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    • D dan sh

      Thank God, I am bachelor. And I can enjoy my bachelorhood for next 4-5 years.

      C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void "Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Definition of a married man: A bachelor with his spine removed.

      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Definition of a married man: A bachelor with his spine removed.

        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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        dan sh
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        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

        C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void "Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Henry, a lot of people will have already broken for xmas, or like me, are too busy clearing the crap.

          ------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde

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          realJSOP
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          I'm working on a couple of CP articles.

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          • H hairy_hats

            Oh yes he is!

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            Lost User
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            Are you two ugly sisters?

            Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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            • L Lost User

              Are you two ugly sisters?

              Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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              hairy_hats
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              Hope you're wearing your boots. :)

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                I'm working on a couple of CP articles.

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Yours, or are you hunting out a couple of the authors of the substandard articles on the homepage with a view to putting us out of their misery? Either way, I'll award +5.

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                • H Henry Minute

                  tum-ti-tum-ti-tum-tiddley-tum

                  tssss tssssssss tsssssss

                  Good ere innit?

                  Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks

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                  El Corazon
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                  I'm here, but in 5 minutes I will be on cell-phone only for the next 10 hours....

                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                  • E El Corazon

                    I'm here, but in 5 minutes I will be on cell-phone only for the next 10 hours....

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I am actually there but pretending to be here!

                    ------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I am actually there but pretending to be here!

                      ------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde

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                      El Corazon
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      I am actually there but pretending to be here!

                      I am supposed to be there, but really here... so here I go... really to there... really.

                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        Yours, or are you hunting out a couple of the authors of the substandard articles on the homepage with a view to putting us out of their misery? Either way, I'll award +5.

                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                        realJSOP
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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        Yours, or are you hunting out a couple of the authors of the substandard articles on the homepage with a view to putting us out of their misery?

                        Well, mine mainly, but when I want to be amazed and dismayed at the same time, I come to CP to look at the latest submissions (I wish Chris would fix it so that we don't see stuff we've already rejected - that would help keep my view of the panel relatively article-free. As far as mine are concerned, I spent some time this weekend completely rewriting an older article (and more importantly, the code behind it) because someone made a comment about the idea that I essentially wrote pointless code. On the one hand, he was right - some of the code in the article was completely pointless, but on the other hand, it forced me to re-evaluate the way I was doing it, resulting in a greatly simplified (and much more reliable) version. I'm also still working on the AutoPrint and CPAM service articles.

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          Yours, or are you hunting out a couple of the authors of the substandard articles on the homepage with a view to putting us out of their misery?

                          Well, mine mainly, but when I want to be amazed and dismayed at the same time, I come to CP to look at the latest submissions (I wish Chris would fix it so that we don't see stuff we've already rejected - that would help keep my view of the panel relatively article-free. As far as mine are concerned, I spent some time this weekend completely rewriting an older article (and more importantly, the code behind it) because someone made a comment about the idea that I essentially wrote pointless code. On the one hand, he was right - some of the code in the article was completely pointless, but on the other hand, it forced me to re-evaluate the way I was doing it, resulting in a greatly simplified (and much more reliable) version. I'm also still working on the AutoPrint and CPAM service articles.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          Cool. Looking forward to reading them.

                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            tum-ti-tum-ti-tum-tiddley-tum

                            tssss tssssssss tsssssss

                            Good ere innit?

                            Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks

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                            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                            I don't know about everybody but I'm in Amman, Jordan. For now.

                            Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


                            Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" Ali Ibn Abi Talib

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Henry, a lot of people will have already broken for xmas, or like me, are too busy clearing the crap.

                              ------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde

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                              hairy_hats
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              a lot of people will have already broken for xmas,

                              Lightweights. It does feel like a week of Friday afternoons though.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                I'm broken all year round. Remember folks, a psychiatric disorder is for life, not just for Christmas

                                I seem to be Broke all year round, but that is my wife's fault!

                                ------------------------------------ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde

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                                Henry Minute
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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                I seem to be Broke all year round, but that is my wife's fault

                                I used to suffer from this problem but I renegotiated the terms of the contract and now I am only broke for 11 months. I hate judges.

                                Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  Definition of a married man: A bachelor with his spine removed.

                                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                                  cpkilekofp
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                                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                  Definition of a married man: A bachelor with his spine removed.

                                  Only applicable to those whose spine was in question before marriage.

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                                  • P Pete OHanlon

                                    Definition of a married man: A bachelor with his spine removed.

                                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                                    Oakman
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                                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                    A bachelor with his spine removed.

                                    and other parts put on a leash.

                                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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