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    Todd Smith
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    We don't know exactly what causes a flare up on the Sun. But on the internet we have a pretty good idea of what flamable material is: 9-year-old earns accolade as Microsoft pro[^] Techie#1: hey I am MCP certified Techie#2: lol even a 9yr old can pass that test

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      We don't know exactly what causes a flare up on the Sun. But on the internet we have a pretty good idea of what flamable material is: 9-year-old earns accolade as Microsoft pro[^] Techie#1: hey I am MCP certified Techie#2: lol even a 9yr old can pass that test

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      Jim Crafton
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      Holy mother, this girl really needs to be exposed to the outside world a bit more: "Karim, now 10, met with Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates last week--an experience she later described as second only to visiting Disneyland." C'mon, the guy's loaded, he's donated a bunch to the poor, but comparable to Disneyland?

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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        Holy mother, this girl really needs to be exposed to the outside world a bit more: "Karim, now 10, met with Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates last week--an experience she later described as second only to visiting Disneyland." C'mon, the guy's loaded, he's donated a bunch to the poor, but comparable to Disneyland?

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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        Todd Smith
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        Jim Crafton wrote:

        C'mon, the guy's loaded, he's donated a bunch to the poor, but comparable to Disneyland?

        Which Disneyland character do you think she was referring to?

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          We don't know exactly what causes a flare up on the Sun. But on the internet we have a pretty good idea of what flamable material is: 9-year-old earns accolade as Microsoft pro[^] Techie#1: hey I am MCP certified Techie#2: lol even a 9yr old can pass that test

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          Maximilien
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          "A Pakistani girl has qualified as a Microsoft Certified Professional at the age of 9." Way to go girl and to the father who introduced her to computer. Even if she's probably from a privileged family, if she can grow up to be a role model for other women (and men), it will be a good thing. Hopefully she will not be married to a moron, murdered, violated or drenched in acid.

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            Jim Crafton wrote:

            C'mon, the guy's loaded, he's donated a bunch to the poor, but comparable to Disneyland?

            Which Disneyland character do you think she was referring to?

            Todd Smith

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            Jim Crafton
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            Goofy?

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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              Goofy?

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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              Ray Cassick
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              No no no, that would be Balmer :)


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                We don't know exactly what causes a flare up on the Sun. But on the internet we have a pretty good idea of what flamable material is: 9-year-old earns accolade as Microsoft pro[^] Techie#1: hey I am MCP certified Techie#2: lol even a 9yr old can pass that test

                Todd Smith

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                Christian Graus
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                Everyone cheats on those exams, that's why they are meaningless.

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                  Everyone cheats on those exams, that's why they are meaningless.

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                  El Corazon
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                  Damnit!!! No one told me I was supposed to cheat!!! :)

                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                    Damnit!!! No one told me I was supposed to cheat!!! :)

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Me either, though I'm probably too dumb to even cheat properly. :sigh:

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                      We don't know exactly what causes a flare up on the Sun. But on the internet we have a pretty good idea of what flamable material is: 9-year-old earns accolade as Microsoft pro[^] Techie#1: hey I am MCP certified Techie#2: lol even a 9yr old can pass that test

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                      Tomz_KV
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                      The outsourcing will change from India to Pakistan.

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                        The outsourcing will change from India to Pakistan.

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                        Rob Graham
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                        There's no code required for suicide belts...

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                          We don't know exactly what causes a flare up on the Sun. But on the internet we have a pretty good idea of what flamable material is: 9-year-old earns accolade as Microsoft pro[^] Techie#1: hey I am MCP certified Techie#2: lol even a 9yr old can pass that test

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                          Steve Mayfield
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                          you must have the world's slowest internet connection ... the article was published July 18 2005 :doh:

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                            Holy mother, this girl really needs to be exposed to the outside world a bit more: "Karim, now 10, met with Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates last week--an experience she later described as second only to visiting Disneyland." C'mon, the guy's loaded, he's donated a bunch to the poor, but comparable to Disneyland?

                            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                            I'd rather spend lunch with Bill than go to Disneyland.

                            Burning Chrome ^ | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                              Everyone cheats on those exams, that's why they are meaningless.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                              Bassam Abdul Baki
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                              So do you go to CodeGuru to answer CodeProject questions? :) I think we need to revoke your MVP icon. :-D

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                                I'd rather spend lunch with Bill than go to Disneyland.

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                                Jim Crafton
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                                Pass. I really don't think he's that interesting. Last night on PBS there was an interview with him by Charlie Rose (who's mildly annoying, but that's a separate issue), and frankly I just don't get where people rant and rave about the guy's "brilliance". Smart, bright, sure thing. Brilliant? I don't think so.

                                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                                  you must have the world's slowest internet connection ... the article was published July 18 2005 :doh:

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                                  Vimalsoft Pty Ltd
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                                  lol :)

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                                  • P peterchen

                                    I'd rather spend lunch with Bill than go to Disneyland.

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                                    Russell Jones
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                                    I can't think of much worse than that kind of sugar-frosted, saccharine sweet, have a nice day bullshit to be honest.

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                                      There's no code required for suicide belts...

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                                      Raevn
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                                      Rob Graham wrote:

                                      There's no code required for suicide belts...

                                      'Tis not the belt what needs code mon, 'tis the lass who wears it what needs programming. (Not that I'm interested in the job mind you but me Gantt chart's not exactly explodin' this year.)


                                      "You, you, and you... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

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                                        Pass. I really don't think he's that interesting. Last night on PBS there was an interview with him by Charlie Rose (who's mildly annoying, but that's a separate issue), and frankly I just don't get where people rant and rave about the guy's "brilliance". Smart, bright, sure thing. Brilliant? I don't think so.

                                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                                        peterchen
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                                        I'd want to figure out for myself. I wouldn't even blog about it.

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                                          I can't think of much worse than that kind of sugar-frosted, saccharine sweet, have a nice day bullshit to be honest.

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                                          peterchen
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                                          You are totally right! So are you talking about Bill, or Disneyland? :cool:

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