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  • N ne0h

    I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


    "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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    realJSOP
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    Change your mind before it's too late.

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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    • N ne0h

      I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


      "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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      Member 96
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      Alcohol, lot's and lot's of sweet alcohol before and after.


      "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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        Get a hidden credit card where the statement goes to your work, not your house.

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        Miszou
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        EliottA wrote:

        Get a hidden credit card where the statement goes to your work, not your house

        Personally, I find that trust has worked very well over the last 10 years of marriage, but I guess everyone's different...

        The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader | Twitter

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          EliottA wrote:

          Get a hidden credit card where the statement goes to your work, not your house

          Personally, I find that trust has worked very well over the last 10 years of marriage, but I guess everyone's different...

          The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader | Twitter

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          Lost User
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          Was supposed to be a joke mixed with sarcasm, but I forgot the tags

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          • C Chris Maunder

            She's right. Even when she isn't.

            cheers, Chris Maunder

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            Gary Wheeler
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            She's right. Even Especially when she isn't.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            • N ne0h

              I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


              "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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              CPallini
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              :rolleyes:

              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                Was supposed to be a joke mixed with sarcasm, but I forgot the tags

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                Miszou
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                Heh, that was some pretty dry humor, delivered in such a dead-pan way that it totally took me off guard! I think I need another coffee... ;)

                The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader | Twitter

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                • M Miszou

                  Heh, that was some pretty dry humor, delivered in such a dead-pan way that it totally took me off guard! I think I need another coffee... ;)

                  The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader | Twitter

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                  Lost User
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                  Miszou wrote:

                  I think I need another coffee...

                  That... or I need more humor.

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                  • N ne0h

                    I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                    "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                    Henry Minute
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                    ne0h wrote:

                    I'm going to get married on next week

                    Firstly, congratulations! :beer: Secondly, the whole of my wedding day was a complete blur after about a week. I couldn't remember many of the important things that happened, except for the I Dos of course, only some of the really silly inconsequential stuff. So, have a good photographer and buy the largest album you can afford. Keep it out of the reach of your beloved though, as they are very heavy and can do some real damage. :) :) These days a good video would be an alternative/addition. Didn't have them when I did it. I think marriage is a wonderful institution, I just didn't want to live in an institution.

                    Henry Minute If you open a can of worms, any viable solution *MUST* involve a larger can.

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                    • N ne0h

                      I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                      "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                      Jim SS
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                      "YESDEAR" is on my brother-in-laws license plate. It seems to work for them. Actually after 28 years of marriage, a sense of humor (we all make mistakes, so make fun of them), reducing money problems (avoiding debt), and continuing to court (weekly date night) have helped immensely. Congratulations.

                      SS => Qualified in Submarines "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm". Winston Churchill

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                      • N ne0h

                        I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                        "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                        The nice thing about marriage is it makes you appreciate divorce. Enjoy the transition from bachelor to divorcee.


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                        • J Jim SS

                          "YESDEAR" is on my brother-in-laws license plate. It seems to work for them. Actually after 28 years of marriage, a sense of humor (we all make mistakes, so make fun of them), reducing money problems (avoiding debt), and continuing to court (weekly date night) have helped immensely. Congratulations.

                          SS => Qualified in Submarines "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm". Winston Churchill

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                          realJSOP
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                          We tried that weekly date night, but the wife never really liked any of the girls I went out with.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                            We tried that weekly date night, but the wife never really liked any of the girls I went out with.

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                            Jim SS
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                            Date night always starts like this: me: Where do you want to go? her: I don't know, you pick. me: How about ? her: I'm not hungry enough for mexican food. me: How about ? her: I ate a big lunch today. me: How about ....... Eventually I guess until I come up with the one she wanted; but she'll never tell me outright. :sigh: But then, every night she asks me what I want for dinner; I always say Polish Sausage, because I know we never have any. :-D

                            SS => Qualified in Submarines "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm". Winston Churchill

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Remember why you love her and remember that she agreed to marry the likes of you. Tell her often that you love her. And remember the words of Sun Tzu... It is easier to beg forgiveness than to ask for permission first! :)

                              ------------------------------------ "The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion" Arthur C Clarke

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                              Single Step Debugger
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                              Couple of slaps ones a week also helps for a better commitment.

                              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              • N ne0h

                                I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                                Wendelius
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                                Gongratulations! One advise is that neither of you should expect things in normal life to change very much. I've seen many times that a new couple expects that the life will be dramatically different after marriage. That has caused problems afterwards. Although the wedding ceremony and everything around it is nice, the marriage itself is the key and it should be enjoyed. Don't know how to write it in english correctly but: "It's not about the destination, but the journey" (or something like that :)) Good luck and enjoy!

                                The need to optimize rises from a bad design.My articles[^]

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                                  Gongratulations! One advise is that neither of you should expect things in normal life to change very much. I've seen many times that a new couple expects that the life will be dramatically different after marriage. That has caused problems afterwards. Although the wedding ceremony and everything around it is nice, the marriage itself is the key and it should be enjoyed. Don't know how to write it in english correctly but: "It's not about the destination, but the journey" (or something like that :)) Good luck and enjoy!

                                  The need to optimize rises from a bad design.My articles[^]

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                                  Dan Neely
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                                  Mika Wendelius wrote:

                                  Don't know how to write it in english correctly but: "It's not about the destination, but the journey" (or something like that Smile)

                                  ... but you did anyway. :cool:

                                  Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                                    Mika Wendelius wrote:

                                    Don't know how to write it in english correctly but: "It's not about the destination, but the journey" (or something like that Smile)

                                    ... but you did anyway. :cool:

                                    Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                                    Wendelius
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                                    Okay, that does it. I'm going to buy a lottery ticket :-D

                                    The need to optimize rises from a bad design.My articles[^]

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                                    • N ne0h

                                      I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                      "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                                      Andy_L_J
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                                      Sign over your house and all other assets to her now. It will be much less painfull than in the future... ;P

                                      I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly

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                                      • N ne0h

                                        I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                        "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                                        Zhat
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                                        I posted once, but feel you need to understand the day to day type of conversations that 'might' possibly happen: Scenario: Saturday evening, I'm watching football (American) on TV, wife sits down to join me. Note: We have 3 other TV's throughout the house. Wife: Isn't there something else on besides football? Me: Honey, it's the playoff's and the game is halfway through. I'll be over soon. Wife: I don't want to watch football. That's all you ever watch. If you want to watch football, you should have married someone who like that crap. Me: And you should have married someone who wants to just watch chick flicks all day! Wife: I can't believe you just said that to me. How insensitive, that's mean... Note: Wife goes on and on for 15 minutes even though we turned on some chick flick...

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