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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
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The wedding day is going to be long; you'll spend more time with other people than your new wife. Something will go wrong that day--prepare the wife for this. It might be major, might be minor. You probably won't "feel" married right away and that's okay. Always discuss problems before they become fights. Sometimes a girl just needs to vent--we don't want advice on how to "fix" it we just want to be reassured and comforted. Tell her you love her everyday, how your life is better because of her. Remember that you love someone BECAUSE of their faults; not in spite of.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
"I was a regular dude then, now I'm sub-dude." Actually, my wife and I are still best friends after sixteen years of marriage.
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I have done it back in the day when I was using condoms but not now. It just doesn't feel right...
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
Way, way, WAY too much information.
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ToddHileHoffer wrote:
I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag
Very sensitive, you new man you. ;P
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For his sake I seriously hope she doesn't read that. I can only imagine the verbal ass-kicking my missus would apply if she read something like that by me. Ouch!
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
As much as there is jokes about marriage and the faults of husband and wife, there is alot of good things. waking up to that person, being with that person, someone to share your thoughtswith and to laugh and and cry with. I've been married for.. 8 months now. Wedding went well, time after wedding went well. My only recomendations in all seriousness; communication( the biggest one), patience, and lots of love. Tolerance of both side is important as we are all human. One thing that will be needed is a second computer however xD
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Lucky you, as it has been prooved that the best way to remember about anniversary is to forget once ;P
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I just improved on your fix. I am not married, but that's what everyone who is has told me. And I have a girlfriend.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
Change your mind before it's too late.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
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EliottA wrote:
Get a hidden credit card where the statement goes to your work, not your house
Personally, I find that trust has worked very well over the last 10 years of marriage, but I guess everyone's different...
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EliottA wrote:
Get a hidden credit card where the statement goes to your work, not your house
Personally, I find that trust has worked very well over the last 10 years of marriage, but I guess everyone's different...
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She's right. Even Especially when she isn't.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
:rolleyes:
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Heh, that was some pretty dry humor, delivered in such a dead-pan way that it totally took me off guard! I think I need another coffee... ;)
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Heh, that was some pretty dry humor, delivered in such a dead-pan way that it totally took me off guard! I think I need another coffee... ;)
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
ne0h wrote:
I'm going to get married on next week
Firstly, congratulations! :beer: Secondly, the whole of my wedding day was a complete blur after about a week. I couldn't remember many of the important things that happened, except for the I Dos of course, only some of the really silly inconsequential stuff. So, have a good photographer and buy the largest album you can afford. Keep it out of the reach of your beloved though, as they are very heavy and can do some real damage. :) :) These days a good video would be an alternative/addition. Didn't have them when I did it. I think marriage is a wonderful institution, I just didn't want to live in an institution.
Henry Minute If you open a can of worms, any viable solution *MUST* involve a larger can.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
"YESDEAR" is on my brother-in-laws license plate. It seems to work for them. Actually after 28 years of marriage, a sense of humor (we all make mistakes, so make fun of them), reducing money problems (avoiding debt), and continuing to court (weekly date night) have helped immensely. Congratulations.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
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"YESDEAR" is on my brother-in-laws license plate. It seems to work for them. Actually after 28 years of marriage, a sense of humor (we all make mistakes, so make fun of them), reducing money problems (avoiding debt), and continuing to court (weekly date night) have helped immensely. Congratulations.
SS => Qualified in Submarines "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm". Winston Churchill
We tried that weekly date night, but the wife never really liked any of the girls I went out with.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
We tried that weekly date night, but the wife never really liked any of the girls I went out with.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Date night always starts like this: me: Where do you want to go? her: I don't know, you pick. me: How about ? her: I'm not hungry enough for mexican food. me: How about ? her: I ate a big lunch today. me: How about ....... Eventually I guess until I come up with the one she wanted; but she'll never tell me outright. :sigh: But then, every night she asks me what I want for dinner; I always say Polish Sausage, because I know we never have any. :-D
SS => Qualified in Submarines "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm". Winston Churchill