Guys...
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Chris Maunder wrote:
She's right.
There, fixed it for you.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
One piece of advice is to relax and enjoy the day itself - let professionals (priests, photographers, hotel staff) and your best man do all of the organisation on the day.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
Remember why you love her and remember that she agreed to marry the likes of you. Tell her often that you love her. And remember the words of Sun Tzu... It is easier to beg forgiveness than to ask for permission first! :)
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ne0h wrote:
I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life.
I can't offer any advice I'm afraid. My wedding was cancelled 53 hours before the cermony.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
53 hours before the cermony.
I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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This advise is coming a little too late for me. I forgot my firs anniversary the last year. :sigh: There is the bright side: my wife forgot it too. So when her sister gives us a call to congratulate the happy couple we were…let say a little confused…
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.
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You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.
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ToddHileHoffer wrote:
I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag
Very sensitive, you new man you. ;P
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ne0h wrote:
I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life.
I can't offer any advice I'm afraid. My wedding was cancelled 53 hours before the cermony.
* Developer Day Scotland 2 - Free community conference * The Blog of Colin Angus Mackay
Vogon Building and Loan advise that your planet is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on any mortgage secured upon it. Please remember that the force of gravity can go up as well as down.
Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
I can't offer any advice I'm afraid. My wedding was cancelled 53 hours before the cermony.
:omg: That's brutal. I hope it was her parent that were paying the bills. At least it was canceled before the marriage. My brother in law's best friend (an acquaintance of mine) was with his wife for about 3 years before the marriage and divorced in less than six months.
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
A wise man once told me, "you can be right, or you can be happy!" It's true...don't feel like you alway have to win the argument or get your way. I am not telling you to be a doormat, but to put her needs above your own and she will do the same in return. It may not happen overnight, but it will happen.
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
When she asks your opinion on curtains, wallpaper, soft furnishings etc, it doesn't matter what you say as long as you offer some sort of opinion. She has already made her mind up which one she likes, and you have no say in it. However if you tell her you don't care, she will get all upset about it.
Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.
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You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.
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ToddHileHoffer wrote:
I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag
You romantic old honey dripper! :laugh:
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.
"Love people and use things, not love things and use people." - Unknown
"The brick walls are there for a reason...to stop the people who don't want it badly enough." - Randy Pausch
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You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
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This advise is coming a little too late for me. I forgot my firs anniversary the last year. :sigh: There is the bright side: my wife forgot it too. So when her sister gives us a call to congratulate the happy couple we were…let say a little confused…
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ToddHileHoffer wrote:
I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.
You don't just have an old towel to put underneath her? Maybe just me and the missus then...
Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.
I have done it back in the day when I was using condoms but not now. It just doesn't feel right...
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
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One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.
"Love people and use things, not love things and use people." - Unknown
"The brick walls are there for a reason...to stop the people who don't want it badly enough." - Randy Pausch
DavidCrow wrote:
One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.
I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.
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Thanks man and :beer: to you.
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
A man is incomplete before getting married, he is finished after getting married. :)
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