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  • N ne0h

    I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


    "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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    selcuks
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    It will be "you" who ends every argument: "Will do, my darling wife..." Gratz man!

    Always keep the Murphy Rules in mind!

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    • N ne0h

      I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


      "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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      Gary Kirkham
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      A wise man once told me, "you can be right, or you can be happy!" It's true...don't feel like you alway have to win the argument or get your way. I am not telling you to be a doormat, but to put her needs above your own and she will do the same in return. It may not happen overnight, but it will happen.

      Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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      • N ne0h

        I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


        "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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        Boro_Bob
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        When she asks your opinion on curtains, wallpaper, soft furnishings etc, it doesn't matter what you say as long as you offer some sort of opinion. She has already made her mind up which one she likes, and you have no say in it. However if you tell her you don't care, she will get all upset about it.

        Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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        • T ToddHileHoffer

          You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

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          Dalek Dave
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          ToddHileHoffer wrote:

          I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag

          You romantic old honey dripper! :laugh:

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          • N ne0h

            I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


            "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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            David Crow
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            One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

            "Love people and use things, not love things and use people." - Unknown

            "The brick walls are there for a reason...to stop the people who don't want it badly enough." - Randy Pausch

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            • T ToddHileHoffer

              You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

              I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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              Boro_Bob
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              ToddHileHoffer wrote:

              I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.

              You don't just have an old towel to put underneath her? Maybe just me and the missus then...

              Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                This advise is coming a little too late for me. I forgot my firs anniversary the last year. :sigh: There is the bright side: my wife forgot it too. So when her sister gives us a call to congratulate the happy couple we were…let say a little confused…

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                Deflinek
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                Lucky you, as it has been prooved that the best way to remember about anniversary is to forget once ;P

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                • B Boro_Bob

                  ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                  I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.

                  You don't just have an old towel to put underneath her? Maybe just me and the missus then...

                  Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                  ToddHileHoffer
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                  I have done it back in the day when I was using condoms but not now. It just doesn't feel right...

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                  • D David Crow

                    One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

                    "Love people and use things, not love things and use people." - Unknown

                    "The brick walls are there for a reason...to stop the people who don't want it badly enough." - Randy Pausch

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                    ToddHileHoffer
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                    DavidCrow wrote:

                    One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

                    I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

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                    • N ne0h

                      Thanks man and :beer: to you.


                      "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                      Xiangyang Liu
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                      A man is incomplete before getting married, he is finished after getting married. :)

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                      • T ToddHileHoffer

                        You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

                        I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                        Shaun Wilde
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                        ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                        I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.

                        Too much information.

                        I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - pTerry
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                        • M Mycroft Holmes

                          Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                          53 hours before the cermony.

                          I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.

                          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                          Nish Nishant
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                          Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                          I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.

                          Or maybe he cancelled it and those 53 hours represent his freedom and so he remembers it?

                          Regards, Nish


                          Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                          My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                          • T ToddHileHoffer

                            DavidCrow wrote:

                            One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

                            I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

                            I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                            hairy_hats
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                            ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                            If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

                            So you weren't pressured into it at all.

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                            • T ToddHileHoffer

                              DavidCrow wrote:

                              One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

                              I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

                              I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                              Nish Nishant
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                              ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                              If I you didn't propose she was gonna leave kill me you.

                              Fixed that for ya. ;P

                              Regards, Nish


                              Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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                              • N ne0h

                                I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                                Lost User
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                                Take things a step at a time. Elaine :rose:

                                Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                                • N ne0h

                                  I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                  "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                                  leckey 0
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                                  The wedding day is going to be long; you'll spend more time with other people than your new wife. Something will go wrong that day--prepare the wife for this. It might be major, might be minor. You probably won't "feel" married right away and that's okay. Always discuss problems before they become fights. Sometimes a girl just needs to vent--we don't want advice on how to "fix" it we just want to be reassured and comforted. Tell her you love her everyday, how your life is better because of her. Remember that you love someone BECAUSE of their faults; not in spite of.

                                  "Well, we're getting "F"'d at work. WPF, WCF, and WWF... WTF?" --John Simmons

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                                  • N ne0h

                                    I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                    "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                                    PIEBALDconsult
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                                    "I was a regular dude then, now I'm sub-dude." Actually, my wife and I are still best friends after sixteen years of marriage.

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                                    • T ToddHileHoffer

                                      I have done it back in the day when I was using condoms but not now. It just doesn't feel right...

                                      I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                                      Jim Crafton
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                                      Way, way, WAY too much information.

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                                      • P Pete OHanlon

                                        ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                                        I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag

                                        Very sensitive, you new man you. ;P

                                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                                        Jim Crafton
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                                        For his sake I seriously hope she doesn't read that. I can only imagine the verbal ass-kicking my missus would apply if she read something like that by me. Ouch!

                                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                                        • N ne0h

                                          I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                          "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                                          CalvinHobbies
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                                          As much as there is jokes about marriage and the faults of husband and wife, there is alot of good things. waking up to that person, being with that person, someone to share your thoughtswith and to laugh and and cry with. I've been married for.. 8 months now. Wedding went well, time after wedding went well. My only recomendations in all seriousness; communication( the biggest one), patience, and lots of love. Tolerance of both side is important as we are all human. One thing that will be needed is a second computer however xD

                                          ///////////////// Thus spake the master programmer: ``A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.''

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