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Thanks man and :beer: to you.
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You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.
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ToddHileHoffer wrote:
I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.
Too much information.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
53 hours before the cermony.
I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.
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I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.
Or maybe he cancelled it and those 53 hours represent his freedom and so he remembers it?
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DavidCrow wrote:
One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.
I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.
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ToddHileHoffer wrote:
If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.
So you weren't pressured into it at all.
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DavidCrow wrote:
One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.
I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.
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ToddHileHoffer wrote:
If I you didn't propose she was gonna leave kill me you.
Fixed that for ya. ;P
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
The wedding day is going to be long; you'll spend more time with other people than your new wife. Something will go wrong that day--prepare the wife for this. It might be major, might be minor. You probably won't "feel" married right away and that's okay. Always discuss problems before they become fights. Sometimes a girl just needs to vent--we don't want advice on how to "fix" it we just want to be reassured and comforted. Tell her you love her everyday, how your life is better because of her. Remember that you love someone BECAUSE of their faults; not in spite of.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
"I was a regular dude then, now I'm sub-dude." Actually, my wife and I are still best friends after sixteen years of marriage.
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I have done it back in the day when I was using condoms but not now. It just doesn't feel right...
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Way, way, WAY too much information.
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ToddHileHoffer wrote:
I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag
Very sensitive, you new man you. ;P
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For his sake I seriously hope she doesn't read that. I can only imagine the verbal ass-kicking my missus would apply if she read something like that by me. Ouch!
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
As much as there is jokes about marriage and the faults of husband and wife, there is alot of good things. waking up to that person, being with that person, someone to share your thoughtswith and to laugh and and cry with. I've been married for.. 8 months now. Wedding went well, time after wedding went well. My only recomendations in all seriousness; communication( the biggest one), patience, and lots of love. Tolerance of both side is important as we are all human. One thing that will be needed is a second computer however xD
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Lucky you, as it has been prooved that the best way to remember about anniversary is to forget once ;P
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Chris Maunder wrote:
She's right.
There, fixed it for you.
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Chris Maunder wrote:
She's right. ALWAYS.
I just improved on your fix. I am not married, but that's what everyone who is has told me. And I have a girlfriend.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
Change your mind before it's too late.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
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EliottA wrote:
Get a hidden credit card where the statement goes to your work, not your house
Personally, I find that trust has worked very well over the last 10 years of marriage, but I guess everyone's different...
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EliottA wrote:
Get a hidden credit card where the statement goes to your work, not your house
Personally, I find that trust has worked very well over the last 10 years of marriage, but I guess everyone's different...
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She's right. Even Especially when she isn't.
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I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
:rolleyes:
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Heh, that was some pretty dry humor, delivered in such a dead-pan way that it totally took me off guard! I think I need another coffee... ;)
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