Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Guys...

Guys...

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
59 Posts 39 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • T ToddHileHoffer

    You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

    I didn't get any requirements for the signature

    D Offline
    D Offline
    Dalek Dave
    wrote on last edited by
    #22

    ToddHileHoffer wrote:

    I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag

    You romantic old honey dripper! :laugh:

    ------------------------------------ "The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion" Arthur C Clarke

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • N ne0h

      I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


      "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

      D Offline
      D Offline
      David Crow
      wrote on last edited by
      #23

      One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

      "Love people and use things, not love things and use people." - Unknown

      "The brick walls are there for a reason...to stop the people who don't want it badly enough." - Randy Pausch

      T 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • T ToddHileHoffer

        You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

        I didn't get any requirements for the signature

        B Offline
        B Offline
        Boro_Bob
        wrote on last edited by
        #24

        ToddHileHoffer wrote:

        I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.

        You don't just have an old towel to put underneath her? Maybe just me and the missus then...

        Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

        T 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • S Single Step Debugger

          This advise is coming a little too late for me. I forgot my firs anniversary the last year. :sigh: There is the bright side: my wife forgot it too. So when her sister gives us a call to congratulate the happy couple we were…let say a little confused…

          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

          D Offline
          D Offline
          Deflinek
          wrote on last edited by
          #25

          Lucky you, as it has been prooved that the best way to remember about anniversary is to forget once ;P

          -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

          S 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • B Boro_Bob

            ToddHileHoffer wrote:

            I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.

            You don't just have an old towel to put underneath her? Maybe just me and the missus then...

            Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

            T Offline
            T Offline
            ToddHileHoffer
            wrote on last edited by
            #26

            I have done it back in the day when I was using condoms but not now. It just doesn't feel right...

            I didn't get any requirements for the signature

            J 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • D David Crow

              One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

              "Love people and use things, not love things and use people." - Unknown

              "The brick walls are there for a reason...to stop the people who don't want it badly enough." - Randy Pausch

              T Offline
              T Offline
              ToddHileHoffer
              wrote on last edited by
              #27

              DavidCrow wrote:

              One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

              I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

              I didn't get any requirements for the signature

              H N 2 Replies Last reply
              0
              • N ne0h

                Thanks man and :beer: to you.


                "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

                X Offline
                X Offline
                Xiangyang Liu
                wrote on last edited by
                #28

                A man is incomplete before getting married, he is finished after getting married. :)

                My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • T ToddHileHoffer

                  You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

                  I didn't get any requirements for the signature

                  S Offline
                  S Offline
                  Shaun Wilde
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #29

                  ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                  I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.

                  Too much information.

                  I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - pTerry
                  BizSquawk

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • M Mycroft Holmes

                    Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                    53 hours before the cermony.

                    I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

                    N Offline
                    N Offline
                    Nish Nishant
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #30

                    Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                    I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.

                    Or maybe he cancelled it and those 53 hours represent his freedom and so he remembers it?

                    Regards, Nish


                    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                    My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • T ToddHileHoffer

                      DavidCrow wrote:

                      One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

                      I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

                      I didn't get any requirements for the signature

                      H Offline
                      H Offline
                      hairy_hats
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #31

                      ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                      If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

                      So you weren't pressured into it at all.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • T ToddHileHoffer

                        DavidCrow wrote:

                        One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

                        I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

                        I didn't get any requirements for the signature

                        N Offline
                        N Offline
                        Nish Nishant
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #32

                        ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                        If I you didn't propose she was gonna leave kill me you.

                        Fixed that for ya. ;P

                        Regards, Nish


                        Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                        My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • N ne0h

                          I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                          "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

                          L Offline
                          L Offline
                          Lost User
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #33

                          Take things a step at a time. Elaine :rose:

                          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • N ne0h

                            I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                            "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

                            L Offline
                            L Offline
                            leckey 0
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #34

                            The wedding day is going to be long; you'll spend more time with other people than your new wife. Something will go wrong that day--prepare the wife for this. It might be major, might be minor. You probably won't "feel" married right away and that's okay. Always discuss problems before they become fights. Sometimes a girl just needs to vent--we don't want advice on how to "fix" it we just want to be reassured and comforted. Tell her you love her everyday, how your life is better because of her. Remember that you love someone BECAUSE of their faults; not in spite of.

                            "Well, we're getting "F"'d at work. WPF, WCF, and WWF... WTF?" --John Simmons

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • N ne0h

                              I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                              "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

                              P Offline
                              P Offline
                              PIEBALDconsult
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #35

                              "I was a regular dude then, now I'm sub-dude." Actually, my wife and I are still best friends after sixteen years of marriage.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • T ToddHileHoffer

                                I have done it back in the day when I was using condoms but not now. It just doesn't feel right...

                                I didn't get any requirements for the signature

                                J Offline
                                J Offline
                                Jim Crafton
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #36

                                Way, way, WAY too much information.

                                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                                  I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag

                                  Very sensitive, you new man you. ;P

                                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

                                  J Offline
                                  J Offline
                                  Jim Crafton
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #37

                                  For his sake I seriously hope she doesn't read that. I can only imagine the verbal ass-kicking my missus would apply if she read something like that by me. Ouch!

                                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • N ne0h

                                    I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                    "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

                                    C Offline
                                    C Offline
                                    CalvinHobbies
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #38

                                    As much as there is jokes about marriage and the faults of husband and wife, there is alot of good things. waking up to that person, being with that person, someone to share your thoughtswith and to laugh and and cry with. I've been married for.. 8 months now. Wedding went well, time after wedding went well. My only recomendations in all seriousness; communication( the biggest one), patience, and lots of love. Tolerance of both side is important as we are all human. One thing that will be needed is a second computer however xD

                                    ///////////////// Thus spake the master programmer: ``A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.''

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • D Deflinek

                                      Lucky you, as it has been prooved that the best way to remember about anniversary is to forget once ;P

                                      -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

                                      S Offline
                                      S Offline
                                      Single Step Debugger
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #39

                                      How many stitches? :laugh:

                                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                                        She's right.

                                        There, fixed it for you.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

                                        L Offline
                                        L Offline
                                        Luis Alonso Ramos
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #40

                                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                                        She's right. ALWAYS.

                                        I just improved on your fix. I am not married, but that's what everyone who is has told me. And I have a girlfriend.

                                        Luis Alonso Ramos Intelectix Chihuahua, Mexico My Blog!

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • N ne0h

                                          I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                          "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

                                          R Offline
                                          R Offline
                                          realJSOP
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #41

                                          Change your mind before it's too late.

                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                          -----
                                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups