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  • M Mycroft Holmes

    Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

    53 hours before the cermony.

    I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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    Nish Nishant
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    Mycroft Holmes wrote:

    I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.

    Or maybe he cancelled it and those 53 hours represent his freedom and so he remembers it?

    Regards, Nish


    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
    My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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    • T ToddHileHoffer

      DavidCrow wrote:

      One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

      I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

      I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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      hairy_hats
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      ToddHileHoffer wrote:

      If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

      So you weren't pressured into it at all.

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      • T ToddHileHoffer

        DavidCrow wrote:

        One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

        I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

        I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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        Nish Nishant
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        ToddHileHoffer wrote:

        If I you didn't propose she was gonna leave kill me you.

        Fixed that for ya. ;P

        Regards, Nish


        Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
        My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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        • N ne0h

          I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


          "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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          Lost User
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          Take things a step at a time. Elaine :rose:

          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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          • N ne0h

            I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


            "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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            leckey 0
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            The wedding day is going to be long; you'll spend more time with other people than your new wife. Something will go wrong that day--prepare the wife for this. It might be major, might be minor. You probably won't "feel" married right away and that's okay. Always discuss problems before they become fights. Sometimes a girl just needs to vent--we don't want advice on how to "fix" it we just want to be reassured and comforted. Tell her you love her everyday, how your life is better because of her. Remember that you love someone BECAUSE of their faults; not in spite of.

            "Well, we're getting "F"'d at work. WPF, WCF, and WWF... WTF?" --John Simmons

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            • N ne0h

              I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


              "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              "I was a regular dude then, now I'm sub-dude." Actually, my wife and I are still best friends after sixteen years of marriage.

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              • T ToddHileHoffer

                I have done it back in the day when I was using condoms but not now. It just doesn't feel right...

                I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                Jim Crafton
                wrote on last edited by
                #36

                Way, way, WAY too much information.

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                  I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag

                  Very sensitive, you new man you. ;P

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  For his sake I seriously hope she doesn't read that. I can only imagine the verbal ass-kicking my missus would apply if she read something like that by me. Ouch!

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                  • N ne0h

                    I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                    "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                    CalvinHobbies
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                    As much as there is jokes about marriage and the faults of husband and wife, there is alot of good things. waking up to that person, being with that person, someone to share your thoughtswith and to laugh and and cry with. I've been married for.. 8 months now. Wedding went well, time after wedding went well. My only recomendations in all seriousness; communication( the biggest one), patience, and lots of love. Tolerance of both side is important as we are all human. One thing that will be needed is a second computer however xD

                    ///////////////// Thus spake the master programmer: ``A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.''

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                    • D Deflinek

                      Lucky you, as it has been prooved that the best way to remember about anniversary is to forget once ;P

                      -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

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                      Single Step Debugger
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                      How many stitches? :laugh:

                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                        She's right.

                        There, fixed it for you.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                        Luis Alonso Ramos
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                        #40

                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                        She's right. ALWAYS.

                        I just improved on your fix. I am not married, but that's what everyone who is has told me. And I have a girlfriend.

                        Luis Alonso Ramos Intelectix Chihuahua, Mexico My Blog!

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                        • N ne0h

                          I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                          "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                          realJSOP
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                          Change your mind before it's too late.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          • N ne0h

                            I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                            "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                            Member 96
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                            Alcohol, lot's and lot's of sweet alcohol before and after.


                            "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                            • L Lost User

                              Get a hidden credit card where the statement goes to your work, not your house.

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                              Miszou
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                              #43

                              EliottA wrote:

                              Get a hidden credit card where the statement goes to your work, not your house

                              Personally, I find that trust has worked very well over the last 10 years of marriage, but I guess everyone's different...

                              The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader | Twitter

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                              • M Miszou

                                EliottA wrote:

                                Get a hidden credit card where the statement goes to your work, not your house

                                Personally, I find that trust has worked very well over the last 10 years of marriage, but I guess everyone's different...

                                The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader | Twitter

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                                Lost User
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #44

                                Was supposed to be a joke mixed with sarcasm, but I forgot the tags

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                                • C Chris Maunder

                                  She's right. Even when she isn't.

                                  cheers, Chris Maunder

                                  CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                  Gary Wheeler
                                  wrote on last edited by
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                                  She's right. Even Especially when she isn't.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  • N ne0h

                                    I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                    "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                                    CPallini
                                    wrote on last edited by
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                                    :rolleyes:

                                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                    [My articles]

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Was supposed to be a joke mixed with sarcasm, but I forgot the tags

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                                      Miszou
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #47

                                      Heh, that was some pretty dry humor, delivered in such a dead-pan way that it totally took me off guard! I think I need another coffee... ;)

                                      The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader | Twitter

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                                      • M Miszou

                                        Heh, that was some pretty dry humor, delivered in such a dead-pan way that it totally took me off guard! I think I need another coffee... ;)

                                        The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader | Twitter

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Miszou wrote:

                                        I think I need another coffee...

                                        That... or I need more humor.

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                                        • N ne0h

                                          I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                                          "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                                          Henry Minute
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                                          ne0h wrote:

                                          I'm going to get married on next week

                                          Firstly, congratulations! :beer: Secondly, the whole of my wedding day was a complete blur after about a week. I couldn't remember many of the important things that happened, except for the I Dos of course, only some of the really silly inconsequential stuff. So, have a good photographer and buy the largest album you can afford. Keep it out of the reach of your beloved though, as they are very heavy and can do some real damage. :) :) These days a good video would be an alternative/addition. Didn't have them when I did it. I think marriage is a wonderful institution, I just didn't want to live in an institution.

                                          Henry Minute If you open a can of worms, any viable solution *MUST* involve a larger can.

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