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  • N ne0h

    I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


    "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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    Dalek Dave
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    Remember why you love her and remember that she agreed to marry the likes of you. Tell her often that you love her. And remember the words of Sun Tzu... It is easier to beg forgiveness than to ask for permission first! :)

    ------------------------------------ "The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion" Arthur C Clarke

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    • C Colin Angus Mackay

      ne0h wrote:

      I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life.

      I can't offer any advice I'm afraid. My wedding was cancelled 53 hours before the cermony.

      * Developer Day Scotland 2 - Free community conference * The Blog of Colin Angus Mackay


      Vogon Building and Loan advise that your planet is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on any mortgage secured upon it. Please remember that the force of gravity can go up as well as down.

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      Mycroft Holmes
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      Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

      53 hours before the cermony.

      I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.

      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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        Don't forget the anniversary next year! Gratz :)

        I are troll :)

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        This advise is coming a little too late for me. I forgot my firs anniversary the last year. :sigh: There is the bright side: my wife forgot it too. So when her sister gives us a call to congratulate the happy couple we were…let say a little confused…

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        • N ne0h

          I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


          "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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          only acceptance and no critisizing.

          TOMZ_KV

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          • N ne0h

            I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


            "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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            ToddHileHoffer
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            You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

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            • T ToddHileHoffer

              You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

              I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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              Pete OHanlon
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              ToddHileHoffer wrote:

              I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag

              Very sensitive, you new man you. ;P

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                ne0h wrote:

                I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life.

                I can't offer any advice I'm afraid. My wedding was cancelled 53 hours before the cermony.

                * Developer Day Scotland 2 - Free community conference * The Blog of Colin Angus Mackay


                Vogon Building and Loan advise that your planet is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on any mortgage secured upon it. Please remember that the force of gravity can go up as well as down.

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                ToddHileHoffer
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                Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                I can't offer any advice I'm afraid. My wedding was cancelled 53 hours before the cermony.

                :omg: That's brutal. I hope it was her parent that were paying the bills. At least it was canceled before the marriage. My brother in law's best friend (an acquaintance of mine) was with his wife for about 3 years before the marriage and divorced in less than six months.

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                • N ne0h

                  I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                  "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                  It will be "you" who ends every argument: "Will do, my darling wife..." Gratz man!

                  Always keep the Murphy Rules in mind!

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                  • N ne0h

                    I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                    "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                    Gary Kirkham
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                    A wise man once told me, "you can be right, or you can be happy!" It's true...don't feel like you alway have to win the argument or get your way. I am not telling you to be a doormat, but to put her needs above your own and she will do the same in return. It may not happen overnight, but it will happen.

                    Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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                    • N ne0h

                      I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                      "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                      Boro_Bob
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                      When she asks your opinion on curtains, wallpaper, soft furnishings etc, it doesn't matter what you say as long as you offer some sort of opinion. She has already made her mind up which one she likes, and you have no say in it. However if you tell her you don't care, she will get all upset about it.

                      Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                        You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

                        I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                        I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag

                        You romantic old honey dripper! :laugh:

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                        • N ne0h

                          I'm going to get married on next week. I'm bit nervous. Asking for some tips/tricks from married-loungers for upcoming life. Thanks


                          "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                          David Crow
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                          One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

                          "Love people and use things, not love things and use people." - Unknown

                          "The brick walls are there for a reason...to stop the people who don't want it badly enough." - Randy Pausch

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                            You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

                            I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                            Boro_Bob
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                            ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                            I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.

                            You don't just have an old towel to put underneath her? Maybe just me and the missus then...

                            Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                              This advise is coming a little too late for me. I forgot my firs anniversary the last year. :sigh: There is the bright side: my wife forgot it too. So when her sister gives us a call to congratulate the happy couple we were…let say a little confused…

                              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              Lucky you, as it has been prooved that the best way to remember about anniversary is to forget once ;P

                              -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

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                                ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                                I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.

                                You don't just have an old towel to put underneath her? Maybe just me and the missus then...

                                Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                                ToddHileHoffer
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                                I have done it back in the day when I was using condoms but not now. It just doesn't feel right...

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                                  One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

                                  "Love people and use things, not love things and use people." - Unknown

                                  "The brick walls are there for a reason...to stop the people who don't want it badly enough." - Randy Pausch

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                                  ToddHileHoffer
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                                  DavidCrow wrote:

                                  One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

                                  I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

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                                  • N ne0h

                                    Thanks man and :beer: to you.


                                    "hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"

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                                    Xiangyang Liu
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                                    A man is incomplete before getting married, he is finished after getting married. :)

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                                      You better make sure you consummate your marriage on your wedding night. No pressure or anything :) ... Also, I hope you have a good honeymoon planned. That is the best part. As for the married part. Here are some tips. Tell her you lover her everyday. Do at least one nice thing for her everyday to show her that you love her. Make sure your finances are in order. Money is the number one cause of divorce. Make sure you both have savings and NO CREDIT CARDS!!! Don't stop having sex. Make sure you do it a minimum of 3 days per week but aim for 7. I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag. Just try to keep it new. Experiment. Tell her all your fantasies. Having a good sex life is key. People who aren't satisfied look elsewhere. Trust each other. You should both feel comfortable spending time apart. Always act as if your wife is in the room. That way you'll never get yourself in trouble when someone starts running their mouth about you. Good luck. Enjoy it.

                                      I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                                      Shaun Wilde
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                                      ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                                      I try to do it everyday my wife isn't on the rag.

                                      Too much information.

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                                      • M Mycroft Holmes

                                        Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                                        53 hours before the cermony.

                                        I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.

                                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        Nish Nishant
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                                        Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                                        I can understand why you remember the exact number of hours, that must have been a bummer. forget the details, have my sympathies.

                                        Or maybe he cancelled it and those 53 hours represent his freedom and so he remembers it?

                                        Regards, Nish


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                                        • T ToddHileHoffer

                                          DavidCrow wrote:

                                          One question: why? Don't read anything into my question; it should be taken at face value. It's neither humorous nor sarcastic.

                                          I had to, we were together for over 5 years and it was either shit or get off the pot. If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

                                          I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                                          hairy_hats
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                                          ToddHileHoffer wrote:

                                          If I didn't propose she was gonna leave me.

                                          So you weren't pressured into it at all.

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