What's everyone working on?
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I'm working on a computer.
Bar fomos edo pariyart gedeem, agreo eo dranem abal edyero eyrem kalm kareore
What a tush biter. I'm programming with an abacus and damn proud of it. It's all part of a "Chuck Norris Extreme Programming Week" that's being promoted at work. Well for me, at least.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
I'm hacking a copy of ScrewTurn Wiki into a product documentation system. Specifically, fighting to get the necessary information from Active Directory to eliminate the need for yet another login. I hate Active Directory. I hate LDAP. I really hate
System.DirectoryServices. But it's almost done now. Yes, soon this madness will be behind me. I must keep telling myself that...----
You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
As much as I'm allowed to tell you legally, it's a set of GIS applications. Unfortunately, I can't describe it in too much detail.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Too bad we are still stuck on ASP.NET 1.1 in the era of WPF/Silverlight/Cloud :-(
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Ever changing user requirements from the "business planners" who don't understand SQL but still think my logic is wrong because I set up a comparison statement backwards from the STILL INCORRECT user requirements.
"Well, we're getting "F"'d at work. WPF, WCF, and WWF... WTF?" --John Simmons
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Risk metrics algorithms for over the counter derivatives - talk about closing the barn door after the horse has bolted :-)
'--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Writing requirements to define how an existing app will be modified for a different customer. X|
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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What a tush biter. I'm programming with an abacus and damn proud of it. It's all part of a "Chuck Norris Extreme Programming Week" that's being promoted at work. Well for me, at least.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
I just found out today that Chuck Norris has the same birthday as me. Woot.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
I am working on keeping my job. :-)
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
job stuff i'm an employee.
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Too bad we are still stuck on ASP.NET 1.1 in the era of WPF/Silverlight/Cloud :-(
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Porting an old, undocumented and uncommented ASP3 app for an insurance company to ASP.net 3.5. Every chunk of code ported successfully sounds like a breathe of fresh air :)
Luca The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance. -- Wing Commander IV En Það Besta Sem Guð Hefur Skapað, Er Nýr Dagur. (But the best thing God has created, is a New Day.) -- Sigur Ròs - Viðrar vel til loftárása
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
A new release of our service management software (v5.0), right now I'm attempting to replicate the intricate code I originally wrote years ago to translate between sql code and the advanced filtering and sorting in the winform interface with the Infragistics grid to now also work in the asp.net interface with the Telerik grid which has no advanced filtering at all so I'm rolling my own. A lot of times ASP.NET stuff is like a black box and you have to throw ideas at it and see what comes out the other end, there's just no predicting what's going to happen across all browsers with 3rd party components. Reading through my fiery comments from years ago in the code I can relive all my original anger at the writers of the Infragistics grid control. :)
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Microsoft Word, implementing specs, hacking reports and debugging white papers :-/ other than that, still mostly C++, Windows Desktop MFC, ATL, COM.
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MidwestLimey wrote:
I'm working on a computer.
What a coincident! I am also working on a computer. :-)
crudeCodeYogi wrote:
MidwestLimey wrote: I'm working on a computer. What a coincident! I am also working on a computer. Smile
Me too! And I'm using a keyboard and the mouse! :rolleyes:
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.(John 3:16) :badger:
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Too ahead of my times. Stuck with VB6.
The word "politics" describes the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures." जय हिंद
Good to know I am not the only one left behind. :-)
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Unfortunately, most of the programming stuff has dried up do to excessively strict NIST FISMA crapola… most everyone is too afraid to invest resources into code writing. So I’m trying to adapt survey data with SAS and put it into a rather complex hard to setup open source web based data display tool. Too bad I don’t know SAS… I am so screwed, but learning it … slowly. Just received an assignment this morning to install a third party application that another contractor developed on my test network and see if it does any evil stuff (like phone home) and report back to boss. I’ve never done this stuff before, need to see what tools are available.
MrPlankton
Multicultural Diversity Training, the new Socialist Reeducation Camp-light.
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
On a more serious note, still on VS2005 (C# & VB) with the odd dabble in '08. Today I am making several instances of the same process play nicely together across different sessions.
Bar fomos edo pariyart gedeem, agreo eo dranem abal edyero eyrem kalm kareore
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
I am working on a Work Flow front-end in ASP.Net 3.5 with Telerik's AJAX controls that interfaces to the K2 BlackPearl Work Flow server. The program manages the process of an Abnormal Operating Events (I work for a pipeline company that is regulated by government). This Work Flow makes sure that nothing falls between the cracks and all the data is available to report to the government. I am also trying to get through testing of a Billing application that generates invoices. This piece of crap in is ASP.Net 1.1 and was written by people who had no idea what they were doing. The plan is for this application to go away in less than year when a new system is purchased.
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Replacing a 10yr old Access system with all latest and greatest MS technologies including ASP.NET MVC, WCF, LINQ, SQL, a .NET port of our desktop application, in an n-Tier architecture using DDD and TDD. All of which will soon be integrated with a Mas500 + SalesLogix combo of death. p.s. this is a Reboot[^] of a failed attempt at integrating a 3rd party ERP system which claimed to support SQL when in reality it was a Progress database living inside a SQL table. You can't make this $%^& up. Obviously IT wasn't involved in the selection process :doh: Also nagging IT to get up to date with proper network and systems monitoring, a wiki and a ticketing system. nagios has stopped talking to MySQL so time to go troubleshoot that :doh: I feel like I'm working at Toys'R'Us as a fun tester.
Todd Smith