What's everyone working on?
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nothing like it was back in the early 00s. sales are pretty pathetic these days, frankly.
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What a tush biter. I'm programming with an abacus and damn proud of it. It's all part of a "Chuck Norris Extreme Programming Week" that's being promoted at work. Well for me, at least.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
Chuck Norris Extreme Programming Week
Step 1 of that practice is a swift round house kick to marketing so that feature requests are stopped in their tracks. Step 2 of that practice is to repeat Step 1 ad nauseum.
Todd Smith
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Working on a help ticket system for my agency. Rapidly learning ASP.NET in the process. :) Flynn
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Such as...? How to find a hamster that escaped its wheel?
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Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" Ali Ibn Abi Talib
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
I now think of you as Mr. T! - Trollslayer
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
How to find a hamster that escaped its wheel?
With a ferret.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
How to find a hamster that escaped its wheel?
With a ferret.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
Wouldn't you be worried of losing the ferret? Now that's an exception to handle!
Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful
Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" Ali Ibn Abi Talib
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
I now think of you as Mr. T! - Trollslayer
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Cross platform development with Qt, VTK, ITK and several other 500K+ line libraries. Way too much to learn. And VTK has poor documentation. There are 2 books that are well written but very incomplete and the generated documentation is not much more value than reading the header files. The download does have many examples though. But how much code can you read when you are behind time constraints?? BTW, all this is for a 3D medical imaging viewer with integrated cancer detection tools that we are developing in house. My duty is to put it all together and design the UI.
John
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Too ahead of my times. Stuck with VB6.
The word "politics" describes the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures." जय हिंद
d@nish wrote:
Too ahead of my times. Stuck with VB6.
Sometimes I wish that was as low as we went. I may have to work on another MS Access project in the near future. Luckily those tend to be rare. I've only had to do maintenance one in the many years that I've been here.
Some people sail through life on a bed of roses like a knife slicing through butter.
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
I'm working on a client/server office productivity app (currently internal, soon to be productized) that uses C#, Windows Forms, .NET remoting.
Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango
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Ever changing user requirements from the "business planners" who don't understand SQL but still think my logic is wrong because I set up a comparison statement backwards from the STILL INCORRECT user requirements.
"Well, we're getting "F"'d at work. WPF, WCF, and WWF... WTF?" --John Simmons
The company that I work at does a lot of custom software and I can't think of a single project that I've worked on that hasn't had some change in the business logic after we installed it. Of course it is a "bug" in their eyes even though we did what they told us to do, but it is no longer a frustrating thing. It is just something to deal with and somewhat expected.
Some people sail through life on a bed of roses like a knife slicing through butter.
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
I'm part of an elite group in our government working to cover up the ensuing massive alien invasion of planet Earth. My most recent project involved my trying to get Windows Vista to install on their alien hardware, with the thought that it would most certainly slow them down. Unfortunately, I was only told far too late, that when they said "Alien" hardware, they really meant like, extraterrestrial stuff, and not Alienware. Sucks, all that work down the drain, but I did bring that machine to a grinding halt. So now I'm working on our "plan B", which primarily involves gathering together a group of unsuspecting individuals that will be drugged, loaded onto a spacecraft and blasted into space, while in suspended animation for the next 1000 years. We hope, after the eventual invasion and destruction of the human race, they will be able to make it back to Earth, and recolonize the planet. Which reminds me, Chris, I need your home address, so I can, uh, send you a package. I've already sent packages to a Professor John Robinson, Maureen, Judy, Penny, Will, Major Don West and Dr. Zachary Smith ... you're next on this list.
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Wouldn't you be worried of losing the ferret? Now that's an exception to handle!
Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful
Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" Ali Ibn Abi Talib
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
I now think of you as Mr. T! - Trollslayer
Nah. A well trained ferret is more loyal than a sad misfit at a Star Trek convention.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Today we poured the concrete foundations for my first solo substation design. So far, so good. The anchor bolts are squared within 1/8" of nominal positions, corner to corner, and I spec'd the steel structural parts with 1/8" over-size mounting holes. I'll know whether I still have a job about a week after the steel arrives on or about the 25th of this month. I guess you could say I've been focusing on hardware lately... :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
I can't comment on everyone - but I am working on: As an employee - Win app: Clinical software for GPs - C# .net 3.5, WCF, vs 2005 (unfortunately 'designed' by morons) As self-employed - Web-application: for the jewelery industry - .Net 3.5, VS 2008 (designed by a genius) Job applications - PLEASE get me outta here!
If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
My employer is a Microsoft vendor, so I'm working on a cool ASP.NET site for The Mothership.
Jon Sagara Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. -- George Carlin .NET Blog | Personal Blog | Articles
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I've got something (that I find) interesting going: a set internal applications I've developed (using C# w/SQL Server) that we're using to print official ID cards for two major professional organizations in my state. After an ID card renewal cycle for these organizations, every member will be flashing cards printed by my application (this provides me a measure of geekly pride)! -Jay
Under blacklight they all have big mustaches? :-D
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My next attempt at world domination ( the fact I'm still trying tells you my past attempts have not been completely successful :doh: ) Actually, I'm turning one of my articles from '05 into a product. Nick
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Nick Butler wrote:
articles from '05 into a product
Isn't that backward?
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Today we poured the concrete foundations for my first solo substation design. So far, so good. The anchor bolts are squared within 1/8" of nominal positions, corner to corner, and I spec'd the steel structural parts with 1/8" over-size mounting holes. I'll know whether I still have a job about a week after the steel arrives on or about the 25th of this month. I guess you could say I've been focusing on hardware lately... :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Working on an impressive erection then? :cool:
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While reading John's diatribes I just realised I have no idea what anyone's working on anymore. We have John Simmons doing WxF, Rex is into secret societies and I haven't done VBScript in ages. It's crazy. So how about a quick update so I can catch up?
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
C++ and mobile devices and hopefully in a week or two C# and mobile devices. Mike
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