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  • S Sahir Shah

    seriously. i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay. how do i start ?

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    soap brain
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    Have you considered physical and chemical castration? So that there's no way you can pass your genes on?

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    • S soap brain

      Cock?

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      Lost User
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      Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

      Cock?

      Yes. I guess the capitol C gets round the sensor.

      Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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      • S soap brain

        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

        You have to have been a member here since 2003 (or be willing to dig through old messages in the Soapbox).

        Oh... Can you at least give me some sort of direction so I can find it?

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        realJSOP
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        I gave you a whole year. Look for something in the May/June January time frame in the Soapbox.

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

        modified on Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:32 AM

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        • S Sahir Shah

          fat_boy wrote:

          Dreaming of çöçk?

          well! i hate it. including mine.

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          Lost User
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          Sahir Shah wrote:

          well! i hate it. including mine.

          Well then you are fucked. Or maybe not.

          Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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          • S Sahir Shah

            seriously. i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay. how do i start ?

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            hairy_hats
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            What's so controversial about being happy[^] ?

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I gave you a whole year. Look for something in the May/June January time frame in the Soapbox.

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

              modified on Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:32 AM

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              soap brain
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              Are you referring to Anna-Jayne Metcalfe?

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              • S Sahir Shah

                fat_boy wrote:

                Dreaming of çöçk?

                well! i hate it. including mine.

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                Mike Gaskey
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                :suss:

                Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  Do I really have to spell this out for you? Can someone that knows me (or my editorial style) please explain what I might have meant? (It's always better coming from someone else because when I do it, it starts to sound like I'm bragging.)

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  it starts to sound like I'm bragging

                  Never!

                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    You either are or you are not gay. You cannot suddenly decide to be gay and actually expect to change your sexual orientation. Why not try gay-for-pay for a while and see if that works for you then move on to serious gaymanship. Actually sounds like you've been dumped. Best solution: go get some dirty sex (with your preferred gender) asap.

                    me, me, me

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                    Sahir Shah
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                    digital man wrote:

                    Why not try gay-for-pay for a while and see if that works for you then move on to serious gaymanship. Actually sounds like you've been dumped. Best solution: go get some dirty sex (with your preferred gender) asap.

                    ewwww!!! that sounds so yucky.

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                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      it starts to sound like I'm bragging

                      Never!

                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                      soap brain
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                      Why is he lauded as some sort of insult-genius? :confused: Did he used to be good at it, or something?

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                      • L Lost User

                        Maybe learning more about women is the best solution?

                        Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                        Christian Graus
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                        No, that's just crazy talk.... :P

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                        • S soap brain

                          Why is he lauded as some sort of insult-genius? :confused: Did he used to be good at it, or something?

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                          Rob Graham
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                          Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                          Did he used to be good at it, or something?

                          Not bad yourself, there, Ravel.

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                          • S Sahir Shah

                            seriously. i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay. how do i start ?

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                            vaghelabhavesh
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                            Sahir Shah wrote:

                            seriously

                            When did I say you are not serious :-)

                            Sahir Shah wrote:

                            i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay.

                            Don't you have any other option? Hmm.. you want to be helpful to stop population :-)

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                              Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                              Did he used to be good at it, or something?

                              Not bad yourself, there, Ravel.

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                              I'm serious - he seems to get a lot of praise for his predilection and ability to hurt people, but insulting a transsexual for being a transsexual? Indians for being Indian? Wow, he must be some kind of genius... :doh:

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                                Are you referring to Anna-Jayne Metcalfe?

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                                realJSOP
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                                I'll never tell...

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                  I'm serious - he seems to get a lot of praise for his predilection and ability to hurt people, but insulting a transsexual for being a transsexual? Indians for being Indian? Wow, he must be some kind of genius... :doh:

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                                  Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                  Wow, he must be some kind of genius...

                                  Well, like you, he sometimes comes up with a turn of phrase that is both amusing and vicious. It does seem that he was less interested in insulting anyone here that he sometimes is. The problem is that once you develop a reputation, it's sometimes hard to simply make a statement without it being taken the wrong way. I don't think that John can make a statement about Indians without it being assumed to be an insult.

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                  • S Sahir Shah

                                    digital man wrote:

                                    Why not try gay-for-pay for a while and see if that works for you then move on to serious gaymanship. Actually sounds like you've been dumped. Best solution: go get some dirty sex (with your preferred gender) asap.

                                    ewwww!!! that sounds so yucky.

                                    modified on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 11:49 AM

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                                    realJSOP
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                                    Sahir Shah wrote:

                                    ewwww!!! that sounds so yucky.

                                    See, that sounds gay. Minus 10 man points for saying it. People *think* you're gay because of the way you dress or act, and they probably assume that your "wife" is just some girl you hired to pretend she's married to you. You have to do something manly to establish yourself. A couple of days ago, someone mentioned poking at a fire with their dick. You might want to go back and review that thread. You might also want to bulk up a little. If you have the bone structure of a 13-year-old girl, nobody's going to take you seriously as a real man. Eat some beef or something else with a lot of protien. Finally, get a biker jacket (do NOT get the chaps or leather pants to go with it). If you're wearing leather, people just naturally fear and respect you at the same time. Of course you have to sneer and snarl a lot to pull off the appearance thing, but try to make it look like your pissed off instead being in pain.

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      I'll never tell...

                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                      soap brain
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                                      Gee, the world sure needs more heroes like you.

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                                      • S soap brain

                                        Gee, the world sure needs more heroes like you.

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                                        Oakman
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                                        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                        Gee, the world sure needs more heroes like you.

                                        All other things being equal, you really don't want to start a war with him. He's extremely bright, very verbal and, like a lot of us old farts, can be quite vicious when provoked.

                                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                        • O Oakman

                                          Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                          Gee, the world sure needs more heroes like you.

                                          All other things being equal, you really don't want to start a war with him. He's extremely bright, very verbal and, like a lot of us old farts, can be quite vicious when provoked.

                                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                          soap brain
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                                          Fine...

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