i want to be gay!

realJSOP

Do I really have to spell this out for you? Can someone that knows me (or my editorial style) please explain what I might have meant? (It's always better coming from someone else because when I do it, it starts to sound like I'm bragging.)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

R Giskard Reventlov

You either are or you are not gay. You cannot suddenly decide to be gay and actually expect to change your sexual orientation. Why not try gay-for-pay for a while and see if that works for you then move on to serious gaymanship. Actually sounds like you've been dumped. Best solution: go get some dirty sex (with your preferred gender) asap.

me, me, me

realJSOP

You have to have been a member here since 2003 (or be willing to dig through old messages in the Soapbox).

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

soap brain

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

You have to have been a member here since 2003 (or be willing to dig through old messages in the Soapbox).

Oh... Can you at least give me some sort of direction so I can find it?

realJSOP

This is not the thread for even semi-serious replies. If you're not going to be funnier than this, I have to ask you to please refrain from participating.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

soap brain

Have you considered physical and chemical castration? So that there's no way you can pass your genes on?

Lost User

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Cock?

Yes. I guess the capitol C gets round the sensor.

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

realJSOP

I gave you a whole year. Look for something in the May/June January time frame in the Soapbox.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

modified on Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:32 AM

Lost User

Sahir Shah wrote:

well! i hate it. including mine.

Well then you are fucked. Or maybe not.

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

hairy_hats

What's so controversial about being happy[^] ?

soap brain · modified on Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:32 AM

Are you referring to Anna-Jayne Metcalfe?

Mike Gaskey

:suss:

Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

Oakman

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

it starts to sound like I'm bragging

Never!

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

Sahir Shah

digital man wrote:

Why not try gay-for-pay for a while and see if that works for you then move on to serious gaymanship. Actually sounds like you've been dumped. Best solution: go get some dirty sex (with your preferred gender) asap.

ewwww!!! that sounds so yucky.

modified on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 11:49 AM

soap brain

Why is he lauded as some sort of insult-genius? :confused: Did he used to be good at it, or something?

Christian Graus

No, that's just crazy talk.... :P

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

Rob Graham

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Did he used to be good at it, or something?

Not bad yourself, there, Ravel.

vaghelabhavesh

Sahir Shah wrote:

seriously

When did I say you are not serious :-)

Sahir Shah wrote:

i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay.

Don't you have any other option? Hmm.. you want to be helpful to stop population :-)

soap brain

I'm serious - he seems to get a lot of praise for his predilection and ability to hurt people, but insulting a transsexual for being a transsexual? Indians for being Indian? Wow, he must be some kind of genius... :doh:

realJSOP

I'll never tell...

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001