i want to be gay!

realJSOP

I gave you a whole year. Look for something in the May/June January time frame in the Soapbox.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

modified on Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:32 AM

Lost User

Sahir Shah wrote:

well! i hate it. including mine.

Well then you are fucked. Or maybe not.

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

hairy_hats

What's so controversial about being happy[^] ?

soap brain · modified on Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:32 AM

Are you referring to Anna-Jayne Metcalfe?

Mike Gaskey

:suss:

Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

Oakman

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

it starts to sound like I'm bragging

Never!

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

Sahir Shah

digital man wrote:

Why not try gay-for-pay for a while and see if that works for you then move on to serious gaymanship. Actually sounds like you've been dumped. Best solution: go get some dirty sex (with your preferred gender) asap.

ewwww!!! that sounds so yucky.

modified on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 11:49 AM

soap brain

Why is he lauded as some sort of insult-genius? :confused: Did he used to be good at it, or something?

Christian Graus

No, that's just crazy talk.... :P

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

Rob Graham

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Did he used to be good at it, or something?

Not bad yourself, there, Ravel.

vaghelabhavesh

Sahir Shah wrote:

seriously

When did I say you are not serious :-)

Sahir Shah wrote:

i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay.

Don't you have any other option? Hmm.. you want to be helpful to stop population :-)

soap brain

I'm serious - he seems to get a lot of praise for his predilection and ability to hurt people, but insulting a transsexual for being a transsexual? Indians for being Indian? Wow, he must be some kind of genius... :doh:

realJSOP

I'll never tell...

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Oakman

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Wow, he must be some kind of genius...

Well, like you, he sometimes comes up with a turn of phrase that is both amusing and vicious. It does seem that he was less interested in insulting anyone here that he sometimes is. The problem is that once you develop a reputation, it's sometimes hard to simply make a statement without it being taken the wrong way. I don't think that John can make a statement about Indians without it being assumed to be an insult.

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

realJSOP · modified on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 11:49 AM

Sahir Shah wrote:

ewwww!!! that sounds so yucky.

See, that sounds gay. Minus 10 man points for saying it. People *think* you're gay because of the way you dress or act, and they probably assume that your "wife" is just some girl you hired to pretend she's married to you. You have to do something manly to establish yourself. A couple of days ago, someone mentioned poking at a fire with their dick. You might want to go back and review that thread. You might also want to bulk up a little. If you have the bone structure of a 13-year-old girl, nobody's going to take you seriously as a real man. Eat some beef or something else with a lot of protien. Finally, get a biker jacket (do NOT get the chaps or leather pants to go with it). If you're wearing leather, people just naturally fear and respect you at the same time. Of course you have to sneer and snarl a lot to pull off the appearance thing, but try to make it look like your pissed off instead being in pain.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
-----
"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

soap brain

Gee, the world sure needs more heroes like you.

Oakman

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Gee, the world sure needs more heroes like you.

All other things being equal, you really don't want to start a war with him. He's extremely bright, very verbal and, like a lot of us old farts, can be quite vicious when provoked.

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

soap brain

Fine...

Sahir Shah

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

See, that sounds gay. Minus 10 man points for saying it. People *think* you're gay because of the way you dress or act

you got it a bit mixed up i think. i want to be thought of as gay without actually being gay. currently, i am suspected of being a hetero, which i find immensely irritating. btw, i am seriously thinking about ear piercing as a message. anybody know which one is the gay side ?

Sahir Shah

Oakman wrote:

I don't think that John can make a statement about Indians without it being assumed to be an insult.

what's his problem with indians? maybe we should open a thread for a faceoff between the most obnoxious indian you can find (moi to be precise :-\ ) and this john simmons fellow. i shall fart in his face and make him wilt :laugh: