What dumb thing have you done today?
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Well nothing that daft - I mean, who does? - but I did get into an argument with a tin of corned beef and ended up with several severely lacerated fingers. Bloody key broke halfway around the tin leaving jagged metal edges of just the right sort of jaggedness for causing GBH. What is it with corned beef tins and their stupid trapezoid shape, anyway? What other food products come in trapezoid tins? I'll you, none. Do you know why? Because it's a bloody stupid shape for a tin, that's why. And what about if the key breaks? What ordinarily equipped kitchen has a tool to deal with a trapezoid shaped can with a broken key? I'll tell you, no kitchen has that. So did I get my corned beef sandwich? Well it was just fortune enough for me that after five minutes of bleeding all over the place I hit upon the idea of using a hammer and chisel to open the damned thing. The corned beef turned out to a little bit rare given the addition of my blood into the mix, but by that time I would have eaten just about anything.
print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?
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I spent too much for new belts and some maintenance that I probably could have had them deduct since it may have been something they missed last time they worked on my car. I think that's the only dumb thing so far but still some work day left.
Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - Last.fm - MyFriendfeed - Joesox.com
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
It's gotten to the stage I can visualise her computers registry entries.
Now that sounds painful. I can't visualize them when I'm looking at them.
That's the level of sad that my life is.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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I opened a door, and hit myself in the face. I don't know how it happened.
Thanks, Sean Ewington The Code Project
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I tried to make VS2008 work, again.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Couldn't figure out why a stored proc suddenly started failing after moving a bunch of columns around... Todays lesson is brought to you by the optional column list in the SQL Insert statement. :doh:
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I opened a door, and hit myself in the face. I don't know how it happened.
Thanks, Sean Ewington The Code Project
Sean Ewington wrote:
I opened a door, and hit myself in the face. I don't know how it happened.
OK, how many had you had?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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I mailed out two packages to customers. Then I discovered too late that I had switched the labels amongst the packages so they are each on their way to the wrong place.
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It was yesterday, but I couldn't figure out for the life of me why I couldn't get ASP.NET forms authentication to work. I kept getting a weird 401.2 error telling me my server was configured incorrectly. I was getting very frustrated because I've used FormsAuth many times before, without issue, on this same box. Then, I remembered that when I first created this site, I removed a bunch of HttpModules that I wasn't using, and, wouldn't you know it, the FormsAuthentication and RoleManager modules were both disabled. Wasted a good 30 minutes trying to figure that one out. :doh:
Jon Sagara Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. -- George Carlin .NET Blog | Personal Blog | Articles
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I hate it when I do that or start questioning simple words being used to represent something. Like the work 'look'. You know you need a break when you question the spelling of something that simple.
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Well, last night's left over pizza hadn't filled me up and there was this box of Valentines' chocolate... X| I haven't written any code today and I don't plan to, so I should be good on that front.
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I actually considered renaming
Group.Members.Clear()toGroup.Dismember(). /raviMy new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
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I mailed out two packages to customers. Then I discovered too late that I had switched the labels amongst the packages so they are each on their way to the wrong place.
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Not only did I say I could, but I said I would ... and now I am (already been here for 12 hours) :sigh:
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I actually considered renaming
Group.Members.Clear()toGroup.Dismember(). /raviMy new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
Oh that's excellent Groups.Dismember() - clears list Groups.Disfigure() - returns list a an array Groups.Disembowel() - removes last in list Groups.Behead()- removes first in list All part of Halloween.Net I know, I know ... I really need to cut back to 1 cup of coffee a day ...
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yea - and it's 'fook'
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True story... I used to work for a Japanese company, and one of the lead developers was called 'Fukui', pronounced "fu-kew-ee", not "f*ck-U-I" which would have been really great, considering the product! :-D
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Went into a shop intending to ask for an extension cable but ended up asking for a wire and staring at the shop assistant who stared back blankly until I realised what I had said. Who knows what I was thinking and come to think of it I can't even remember! :doh:
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at for hours.--Jerome K Jerome<< that about sums me up! When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity--Albert Einstein << ya gotta love that guy!
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