What dumb thing have you done today?
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Couldn't figure out why a stored proc suddenly started failing after moving a bunch of columns around... Todays lesson is brought to you by the optional column list in the SQL Insert statement. :doh:
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I opened a door, and hit myself in the face. I don't know how it happened.
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Sean Ewington wrote:
I opened a door, and hit myself in the face. I don't know how it happened.
OK, how many had you had?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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I mailed out two packages to customers. Then I discovered too late that I had switched the labels amongst the packages so they are each on their way to the wrong place.
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It was yesterday, but I couldn't figure out for the life of me why I couldn't get ASP.NET forms authentication to work. I kept getting a weird 401.2 error telling me my server was configured incorrectly. I was getting very frustrated because I've used FormsAuth many times before, without issue, on this same box. Then, I remembered that when I first created this site, I removed a bunch of HttpModules that I wasn't using, and, wouldn't you know it, the FormsAuthentication and RoleManager modules were both disabled. Wasted a good 30 minutes trying to figure that one out. :doh:
Jon Sagara Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. -- George Carlin .NET Blog | Personal Blog | Articles
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I hate it when I do that or start questioning simple words being used to represent something. Like the work 'look'. You know you need a break when you question the spelling of something that simple.
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Well, last night's left over pizza hadn't filled me up and there was this box of Valentines' chocolate... X| I haven't written any code today and I don't plan to, so I should be good on that front.
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I actually considered renaming
Group.Members.Clear()toGroup.Dismember(). /raviMy new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
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I mailed out two packages to customers. Then I discovered too late that I had switched the labels amongst the packages so they are each on their way to the wrong place.
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Not only did I say I could, but I said I would ... and now I am (already been here for 12 hours) :sigh:
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I actually considered renaming
Group.Members.Clear()toGroup.Dismember(). /raviMy new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
Oh that's excellent Groups.Dismember() - clears list Groups.Disfigure() - returns list a an array Groups.Disembowel() - removes last in list Groups.Behead()- removes first in list All part of Halloween.Net I know, I know ... I really need to cut back to 1 cup of coffee a day ...
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yea - and it's 'fook'
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True story... I used to work for a Japanese company, and one of the lead developers was called 'Fukui', pronounced "fu-kew-ee", not "f*ck-U-I" which would have been really great, considering the product! :-D
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Went into a shop intending to ask for an extension cable but ended up asking for a wire and staring at the shop assistant who stared back blankly until I realised what I had said. Who knows what I was thinking and come to think of it I can't even remember! :doh:
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at for hours.--Jerome K Jerome<< that about sums me up! When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity--Albert Einstein << ya gotta love that guy!
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Oh that's excellent Groups.Dismember() - clears list Groups.Disfigure() - returns list a an array Groups.Disembowel() - removes last in list Groups.Behead()- removes first in list All part of Halloween.Net I know, I know ... I really need to cut back to 1 cup of coffee a day ...
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I tried to make VS2008 work, again.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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I tried to make VS2008 work, again.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Christian Graus wrote:
I tried to make VS2008 work, again.
Microsoft, with billions in cash cannot do VS2008 work, what does you to think that you will do? :rolleyes:
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.(John 3:16) :badger:
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I misspelled Ammendment Actually the spelling error was a few weeks ago. Today was spent replacing every class, reference and text reference under source control with the correct spelling. It really didn't take more than about 10 minutes but man were there a lot of references.
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If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed.The best thing about programming is that if you misspell a word and are consistent you just have another variable, albeit with a strange name. :-D
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yea - and it's 'fook'
___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
Maxxx_ wrote:
yea - and it's 'fook'
No it is foo. :doh:
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I tried to make VS2008 work, again.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
When will you learn it only works on Vista. :~
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Spent way too much time trying to figure out why a function I wrote to do Ajax calls was not returning to the specified callback function. It turns out I was enclosing the name in quotes and passing a string (the name of the function) and not a reference to the actual function. :doh:
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