A joke we have all heard before
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A professor of philosophy at a major university delivered a final exam with only one question, "Prove to me that this chair exists". Most of the students filled their exam books with theories and postulations from famous philosophisers but the only A was delivered to the student who turned in a one sentence paper, "What chair?"
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If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed. -
A professor of philosophy at a major university delivered a final exam with only one question, "Prove to me that this chair exists". Most of the students filled their exam books with theories and postulations from famous philosophisers but the only A was delivered to the student who turned in a one sentence paper, "What chair?"
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed.There is no spoon!
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A professor of philosophy at a major university delivered a final exam with only one question, "Prove to me that this chair exists". Most of the students filled their exam books with theories and postulations from famous philosophisers but the only A was delivered to the student who turned in a one sentence paper, "What chair?"
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed.:laugh: its new for me.
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A professor of philosophy at a major university delivered a final exam with only one question, "Prove to me that this chair exists". Most of the students filled their exam books with theories and postulations from famous philosophisers but the only A was delivered to the student who turned in a one sentence paper, "What chair?"
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed.I heard a similar joke when I first started college about our philosophy dept's eccentric chair but instead of "Prove to me that this chair exists." the question was "Why?" and the only A worthy paper was "Why not?"
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A professor of philosophy at a major university delivered a final exam with only one question, "Prove to me that this chair exists". Most of the students filled their exam books with theories and postulations from famous philosophisers but the only A was delivered to the student who turned in a one sentence paper, "What chair?"
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed.What joke? :confused:
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A professor of philosophy at a major university delivered a final exam with only one question, "Prove to me that this chair exists". Most of the students filled their exam books with theories and postulations from famous philosophisers but the only A was delivered to the student who turned in a one sentence paper, "What chair?"
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed. -
Too bad, screen readers are fun.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed. -
Too bad, screen readers are fun.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed. -
have you never tested a web application with a screen reader before? Definitely an eye opening experience.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed. -
have you never tested a web application with a screen reader before? Definitely an eye opening experience.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States.
If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
Doing a job is like selecting a mule, you can't choose just the front half xor the back half so when you ask me to do a job don't expect me to do it half-assed.