You know you're a geek when...
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How are you getting on with your life of leisure?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Amazing, a buddy and I just ate $90 worth of sushi. Realistically, I don't usually spend much when looking. I am just going to go and get a gym membership and lifts some weights, stay on my diet, keep looking, and maybe grow a beard for +1 manliness.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Eat out of the pot using your fingers!
------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
using a plate that's IDisposable a new YouTube series "Geek Speak" ... sure to be a big hit :thumbsup:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Amazing, a buddy and I just ate $90 worth of sushi. Realistically, I don't usually spend much when looking. I am just going to go and get a gym membership and lifts some weights, stay on my diet, keep looking, and maybe grow a beard for +1 manliness.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
grow a beard for +1 manliness
I commend you for this lifestyle choice. Not sure about all that gym & fitness stuff though. :) I've had a beard since I was 18, except for 4 years when I worked for Ronny McD. If you haven't had one before, be prepared for the itchy stage. It should only last a few days.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
... you are casually reading an article and you see a : in print and your brain reads it as "inherits".
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
When you spell it TeleVision
------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
As I read your post again I wonder just how you would dispose of the plate?
throwit !Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Canadians don't like shotguns do they?
last i checked, Canada has the 3rd-highest gun ownership rate in the world.
Chris Losinger wrote:
throw it !
Someone might take
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Mate, that is TRAGIC. I need to know, did Dmitry at least smile ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
You know you're a geek when you have a discussion like this and then write a post about it on a site with nearly 6 million other "geeks".
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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... you are casually reading an article and you see a : in print and your brain reads it as "inherits".
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
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Geek, maybe, but discussing disposable tableware surely costs you man points.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh
Disposable tableware is perfectly acceptable when you can't round up a convenient scullery wench. Besides, the joke was work-related, so it does not qualify for a deduction.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I've done that before.
Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]
me too.
How many bytes of text have I typed in my lifetime??? Man, I wish I kept track...
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Disposable tableware is perfectly acceptable when you can't round up a convenient scullery wench. Besides, the joke was work-related, so it does not qualify for a deduction.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Ahh, OK then. Glad to have that clarified. There needs to be a discussion of what potentially causes a loss of man points. Of course that in and of itself might cause a loss of man points, so maybe that's not such a good thing.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh
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Chris Losinger wrote:
throw it !
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Geek, maybe, but discussing disposable tableware surely costs you man points.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh
Surely using disposable plates to dodge washing up gains you man points?
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
You find yourself putting semicolons at the end of sentences. :doh:
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Disposable tableware is perfectly acceptable when you can't round up a convenient scullery wench. Besides, the joke was work-related, so it does not qualify for a deduction.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001A man point system wiki needs to be set up and I nominate you as chief judge (the post has a 32oz steak lunch and a beating club).
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Ahh, OK then. Glad to have that clarified. There needs to be a discussion of what potentially causes a loss of man points. Of course that in and of itself might cause a loss of man points, so maybe that's not such a good thing.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh
I guess I'm going to have to go back through all of the man points posts and put a web page together (or maybe a code project article :) ).
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Geek, maybe, but discussing disposable tableware surely costs you man points.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh
Jim Crafton wrote:
Geek, maybe, but discussing disposable tableware surely costs you man points.
Dude! Discussing china patterns and crystalware costs you man points. Disposable tableware was designed by men for men (and lazy chicks). Get a grip! :wtf:
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Amazing, a buddy and I just ate $90 worth of sushi. Realistically, I don't usually spend much when looking. I am just going to go and get a gym membership and lifts some weights, stay on my diet, keep looking, and maybe grow a beard for +1 manliness.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
Growing a beard doesn't prove manliness.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001