You know you're a geek when...
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Amazing, a buddy and I just ate $90 worth of sushi. Realistically, I don't usually spend much when looking. I am just going to go and get a gym membership and lifts some weights, stay on my diet, keep looking, and maybe grow a beard for +1 manliness.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
Growing a beard doesn't prove manliness.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
You find yourself putting semicolons at the end of sentences. :doh:
or // Commenting letters that you write
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It's official - I laughed uncontrollably at this (throw-exception-finally) - I now know the truth about myself! :omg:
You are here - through no fault of mine!
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Growing a beard doesn't prove manliness.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Neither to serious replies to jocular posts. Besides I'm Irish, it aint never going to happen.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
That's exactely what I was going to say when I first read the title of this topic. But I'm gonna add one more: You know you're a geek when "you'd rather talk about gadgets than women".
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Now can we
returnto the task at hand?!"Silently laughing at silly people is much more satisfying in the long run than rolling around with them in a dusty street, trying to knock out all their teeth. If nothing else, it's better on the clothes." - Belgarath (David Eddings)
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You find yourself putting semicolons at the end of sentences. :doh:
I did that for a few weeks after I transferred out of the CIT program at my local college into the Business program... It was starting to get annoying (but no less amusing) :D
"Silently laughing at silly people is much more satisfying in the long run than rolling around with them in a dusty street, trying to knock out all their teeth. If nothing else, it's better on the clothes." - Belgarath (David Eddings)
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I did that for a few weeks after I transferred out of the CIT program at my local college into the Business program... It was starting to get annoying (but no less amusing) :D
"Silently laughing at silly people is much more satisfying in the long run than rolling around with them in a dusty street, trying to knock out all their teeth. If nothing else, it's better on the clothes." - Belgarath (David Eddings)
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It's official - I laughed uncontrollably at this (throw-exception-finally) - I now know the truth about myself! :omg:
You are here - through no fault of mine!
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
You know when you are a geek when... (1) ...You say there are only 10 different people in the world (2) ...You easily understand (1) (3) ...You attempt to create a restore point before taking on a major task in life
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... you are casually reading an article and you see a : in print and your brain reads it as "inherits".
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
To you, sir, and those who responded in kind**:** My heartfelt condolences on the tragic turn you life seems to have taken.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"How do you find out if you're unwanted if everyone you try to ask tells you to stop bothering them and just go away?" - Balboos HaGadol"It's a sad state of affairs, indeed, when you start reading my tag lines for some sort of enlightenment. Sadder still, if that's where you need to find it." - Balboos HaGadol