You know you're a geek when...
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Disposable tableware is perfectly acceptable when you can't round up a convenient scullery wench. Besides, the joke was work-related, so it does not qualify for a deduction.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001A man point system wiki needs to be set up and I nominate you as chief judge (the post has a 32oz steak lunch and a beating club).
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Ahh, OK then. Glad to have that clarified. There needs to be a discussion of what potentially causes a loss of man points. Of course that in and of itself might cause a loss of man points, so maybe that's not such a good thing.
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I guess I'm going to have to go back through all of the man points posts and put a web page together (or maybe a code project article :) ).
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Geek, maybe, but discussing disposable tableware surely costs you man points.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
Geek, maybe, but discussing disposable tableware surely costs you man points.
Dude! Discussing china patterns and crystalware costs you man points. Disposable tableware was designed by men for men (and lazy chicks). Get a grip! :wtf:
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Amazing, a buddy and I just ate $90 worth of sushi. Realistically, I don't usually spend much when looking. I am just going to go and get a gym membership and lifts some weights, stay on my diet, keep looking, and maybe grow a beard for +1 manliness.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
Growing a beard doesn't prove manliness.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
You find yourself putting semicolons at the end of sentences. :doh:
or // Commenting letters that you write
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It's official - I laughed uncontrollably at this (throw-exception-finally) - I now know the truth about myself! :omg:
You are here - through no fault of mine!
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Growing a beard doesn't prove manliness.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Neither to serious replies to jocular posts. Besides I'm Irish, it aint never going to happen.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
That's exactely what I was going to say when I first read the title of this topic. But I'm gonna add one more: You know you're a geek when "you'd rather talk about gadgets than women".
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Now can we
returnto the task at hand?!"Silently laughing at silly people is much more satisfying in the long run than rolling around with them in a dusty street, trying to knock out all their teeth. If nothing else, it's better on the clothes." - Belgarath (David Eddings)
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You find yourself putting semicolons at the end of sentences. :doh:
I did that for a few weeks after I transferred out of the CIT program at my local college into the Business program... It was starting to get annoying (but no less amusing) :D
"Silently laughing at silly people is much more satisfying in the long run than rolling around with them in a dusty street, trying to knock out all their teeth. If nothing else, it's better on the clothes." - Belgarath (David Eddings)
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I did that for a few weeks after I transferred out of the CIT program at my local college into the Business program... It was starting to get annoying (but no less amusing) :D
"Silently laughing at silly people is much more satisfying in the long run than rolling around with them in a dusty street, trying to knock out all their teeth. If nothing else, it's better on the clothes." - Belgarath (David Eddings)
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It's official - I laughed uncontrollably at this (throw-exception-finally) - I now know the truth about myself! :omg:
You are here - through no fault of mine!
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...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are
usinga plate that'sIDisposableand you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
You know when you are a geek when... (1) ...You say there are only 10 different people in the world (2) ...You easily understand (1) (3) ...You attempt to create a restore point before taking on a major task in life
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... you are casually reading an article and you see a : in print and your brain reads it as "inherits".
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
To you, sir, and those who responded in kind**:** My heartfelt condolences on the tragic turn you life seems to have taken.
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