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  • N NormDroid

    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    This fully qualifies as a forehead slapper.

    No man points there, you should be using a lump hammer.

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    Dalek Dave
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    Or get Lauren to slap him!

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      Or get Lauren to slap him!

      ------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx

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      realJSOP
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      I would actually pay for that. :)

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        I would actually pay for that. :)

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        Jim Crafton
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        I'll bet you've got an outstanding money order all ready for it :)

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          I'll bet you've got an outstanding money order all ready for it :)

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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          realJSOP
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          It would only be outstanding if she actually did it. :)

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            So there I was wondering why the pictures on my diecast web site appear just a touch blurry, but if I link to the same pictures in a forum somewhere, they look fine. Well, I finally realized that the div is set to 400px because the pics are 400px, but the class I use to display images adds a 1px black border, which means that the 400px image is *re-sized by the browser* to fit inside the div that now has a 398px-wide displayable area. This fully qualifies as a forehead slapper.

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
            -----
            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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            leppie
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            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            This fully qualifies as a forehead slapper.

            No leaving a <IMG src='' /> on a page is a forehead slapper!

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              So there I was wondering why the pictures on my diecast web site appear just a touch blurry, but if I link to the same pictures in a forum somewhere, they look fine. Well, I finally realized that the div is set to 400px because the pics are 400px, but the class I use to display images adds a 1px black border, which means that the 400px image is *re-sized by the browser* to fit inside the div that now has a 398px-wide displayable area. This fully qualifies as a forehead slapper.

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
              -----
              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              Luc Pattyn
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              So you've gotten it rite now. Well done. :-D

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                So you've gotten it rite now. Well done. :-D

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                realJSOP
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                Nah. I just realized my mistake, and haven't gotten home from work yet so that I can fix it.

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  I would actually pay for that. :)

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                  -----
                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  Roger Wright
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                  I gotta warn ya, she hits hard! But you'll probably enjoy it... :-D

                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                    I gotta warn ya, she hits hard! But you'll probably enjoy it... :-D

                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                    realJSOP
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                    The hope is that she hits repeatedly. :)

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      The hope is that she hits repeatedly. :)

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      Roger Wright
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                      :laugh: As I recall she beat the crap outta me at pool, then beat all my bar friends. No wonder I can't learn the game; I've been playing with amateurs all this time.

                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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