It's the headline I object to! [modified]

[Henry Minute]

I think you may have gone off half-cocked. :-D

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[Jim Crafton]

Sounds like a real cock and bull story...

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[realJSOP]

Dalek Dave wrote:

My Question: Where does he keep the others?

It's the latest fad in jean design. They're adding what's called a Penis In Side Sock (PISS) pocket. From what I've read, they are putting one on each side of the zipper to accommodate both left- and right-danglers.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[Chris Maunder]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Maybe Not Office or KSF

Then why post it in the Lounge?

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[Oakman]

Chris Maunder wrote:

Then why post it in the Lounge

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[Stuart Dootson]

Telegraph wrote:

he underwent the length operation to join the two penises.

I wonder if he'll grow up wondering 'what if'...

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[R Giskard Reventlov]

Ooh err, missus...

me, me, me

[0x3c0]

So his penises were in Russia. Where were his arms, legs and head?

[Brady Kelly]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Maybe Not Office or KSF.

I don't see why not. Penis is a body part, not a dirty word. I mean if it's published in a newspaper in general circulation, how can it not be KSF? Or do people here stop their young daughters from reading everyday newspapers?

[Lost User]

Brady Kelly wrote:

stop their young daughters

This isn't Tasmania - Daughter != Sister

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[Lost User]

What worries me is how he's going to use the mouse when "browsing"

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[Nagy Vilmos]

Maxxx_ wrote:

Daughter != Sister

Both my daughters are sisters. I don't understand.

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[Brady Kelly]

:laugh: Yes, but your parents normally make decisions in the interests of your sister, i.e. their daughter.

[realJSOP]

It would have been nasty if he had said "wee-wee", "weenie", "pee-pee", "weiner", "johnson", "john thomas", "dong", "choad", "pecker", "prick", "pud", "rod", "boner", "cock", "dick", "schlong", "wang", "love gland", "one-eyed trouser snake", "tally-whacker", "heat-seeking love missile", "beef bayonet", "wedding tackle", "pork sword", "little soldier", "baloney pony", "my little pony", "my other head", "power drill", "magic wand", "joystick", "jack hammer", "frankfurter", "Captain Winkie", "love sausage", "jack-in-the-box", "love muscle", "shaft", "skin flute", "todger", "shaft", "tuna tunnel spelunker", "one-eyed yogurt chucker", "Old Mr. One Eye", or "Love Missile F-111". But since he used "penis", it's not what I would call "offensive".

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[Brady Kelly]

Roget's Thesaurus hard at work I see. :laugh:

[Gary R Wheeler]

John, you are an art form. Me 'at's off! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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[realJSOP]

I supply them with a lot of their material. :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[realJSOP]

John Simmons - Outlaw Programmer, Legend, Art Form... I think I like the sound of that. :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001