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  • D Dalek Dave

    Here[^] Maybe Not Office or KSF. My Question: Where does he keep the others?

    ------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx

    modified on Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:42 PM

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    Chris Maunder
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Maybe Not Office or KSF

    Then why post it in the Lounge?

    cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Maybe Not Office or KSF

      Then why post it in the Lounge?

      cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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      Oakman
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      Chris Maunder wrote:

      Then why post it in the Lounge

      You can take the boy out of the soapbox, but you can't take the soapbox out of the boy.

      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Here[^] Maybe Not Office or KSF. My Question: Where does he keep the others?

        ------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx

        modified on Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:42 PM

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        Stuart Dootson
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        Telegraph wrote:

        he underwent the length operation to join the two penises.

        I wonder if he'll grow up wondering 'what if'...

        Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p

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          Chris Maunder wrote:

          Then why post it in the Lounge

          You can take the boy out of the soapbox, but you can't take the soapbox out of the boy.

          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          Ooh err, missus...

          me, me, me

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Here[^] Maybe Not Office or KSF. My Question: Where does he keep the others?

            ------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx

            modified on Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:42 PM

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            0x3c0
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            So his penises were in Russia. Where were his arms, legs and head?

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Here[^] Maybe Not Office or KSF. My Question: Where does he keep the others?

              ------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx

              modified on Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:42 PM

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              Brady Kelly
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Maybe Not Office or KSF.

              I don't see why not. Penis is a body part, not a dirty word. I mean if it's published in a newspaper in general circulation, how can it not be KSF? Or do people here stop their young daughters from reading everyday newspapers?

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              • B Brady Kelly

                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Maybe Not Office or KSF.

                I don't see why not. Penis is a body part, not a dirty word. I mean if it's published in a newspaper in general circulation, how can it not be KSF? Or do people here stop their young daughters from reading everyday newspapers?

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                Lost User
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                Brady Kelly wrote:

                stop their young daughters

                This isn't Tasmania - Daughter != Sister

                ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Here[^] Maybe Not Office or KSF. My Question: Where does he keep the others?

                  ------------------------------------ "Will you marry me? Are you rich?, Don't answer in that order" Groucho Marx

                  modified on Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:42 PM

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                  Lost User
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                  What worries me is how he's going to use the mouse when "browsing"

                  ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                  • L Lost User

                    Brady Kelly wrote:

                    stop their young daughters

                    This isn't Tasmania - Daughter != Sister

                    ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Maxxx_ wrote:

                    Daughter != Sister

                    Both my daughters are sisters. I don't understand.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                      Brady Kelly wrote:

                      stop their young daughters

                      This isn't Tasmania - Daughter != Sister

                      ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      :laugh: Yes, but your parents normally make decisions in the interests of your sister, i.e. their daughter.

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                      • B Brady Kelly

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Maybe Not Office or KSF.

                        I don't see why not. Penis is a body part, not a dirty word. I mean if it's published in a newspaper in general circulation, how can it not be KSF? Or do people here stop their young daughters from reading everyday newspapers?

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                        realJSOP
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                        It would have been nasty if he had said "wee-wee", "weenie", "pee-pee", "weiner", "johnson", "john thomas", "dong", "choad", "pecker", "prick", "pud", "rod", "boner", "cock", "dick", "schlong", "wang", "love gland", "one-eyed trouser snake", "tally-whacker", "heat-seeking love missile", "beef bayonet", "wedding tackle", "pork sword", "little soldier", "baloney pony", "my little pony", "my other head", "power drill", "magic wand", "joystick", "jack hammer", "frankfurter", "Captain Winkie", "love sausage", "jack-in-the-box", "love muscle", "shaft", "skin flute", "todger", "shaft", "tuna tunnel spelunker", "one-eyed yogurt chucker", "Old Mr. One Eye", or "Love Missile F-111". But since he used "penis", it's not what I would call "offensive".

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          It would have been nasty if he had said "wee-wee", "weenie", "pee-pee", "weiner", "johnson", "john thomas", "dong", "choad", "pecker", "prick", "pud", "rod", "boner", "cock", "dick", "schlong", "wang", "love gland", "one-eyed trouser snake", "tally-whacker", "heat-seeking love missile", "beef bayonet", "wedding tackle", "pork sword", "little soldier", "baloney pony", "my little pony", "my other head", "power drill", "magic wand", "joystick", "jack hammer", "frankfurter", "Captain Winkie", "love sausage", "jack-in-the-box", "love muscle", "shaft", "skin flute", "todger", "shaft", "tuna tunnel spelunker", "one-eyed yogurt chucker", "Old Mr. One Eye", or "Love Missile F-111". But since he used "penis", it's not what I would call "offensive".

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Roget's Thesaurus hard at work I see. :laugh:

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            It would have been nasty if he had said "wee-wee", "weenie", "pee-pee", "weiner", "johnson", "john thomas", "dong", "choad", "pecker", "prick", "pud", "rod", "boner", "cock", "dick", "schlong", "wang", "love gland", "one-eyed trouser snake", "tally-whacker", "heat-seeking love missile", "beef bayonet", "wedding tackle", "pork sword", "little soldier", "baloney pony", "my little pony", "my other head", "power drill", "magic wand", "joystick", "jack hammer", "frankfurter", "Captain Winkie", "love sausage", "jack-in-the-box", "love muscle", "shaft", "skin flute", "todger", "shaft", "tuna tunnel spelunker", "one-eyed yogurt chucker", "Old Mr. One Eye", or "Love Missile F-111". But since he used "penis", it's not what I would call "offensive".

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                            Gary R Wheeler
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                            John, you are an art form. Me 'at's off! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                            Software Zen: delete this;
                            Fold With Us![^]

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                            • B Brady Kelly

                              Roget's Thesaurus hard at work I see. :laugh:

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                              realJSOP
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                              I supply them with a lot of their material. :)

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              • G Gary R Wheeler

                                John, you are an art form. Me 'at's off! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                Software Zen: delete this;
                                Fold With Us![^]

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                                realJSOP
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                                John Simmons - Outlaw Programmer, Legend, Art Form... I think I like the sound of that. :)

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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