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    martin_hughes
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    It's... http://www.comicrelief.com/[^] night. :( Don't get me wrong, I give generously to a number of charities; but I seriously object to the TV being taken over by chuggers in the least amusing "comedic" event in the entire history of unamusing "comedy" spectacles. I feel the pub calling. And it had better have a late licence. And no TV. And definitely no "amusing" happenings or the sudden appearance of chugger collection buckets.

    print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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      It's... http://www.comicrelief.com/[^] night. :( Don't get me wrong, I give generously to a number of charities; but I seriously object to the TV being taken over by chuggers in the least amusing "comedic" event in the entire history of unamusing "comedy" spectacles. I feel the pub calling. And it had better have a late licence. And no TV. And definitely no "amusing" happenings or the sudden appearance of chugger collection buckets.

      print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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      0x3c0
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      I like the show (Harry Hill is almost legendary), but Davina McCall annoys me intensely. If only they would publish a schedule of the actual programs, so I can avoid her. Looking forward to Outnumbered and Dragons Den thoguh

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        It's... http://www.comicrelief.com/[^] night. :( Don't get me wrong, I give generously to a number of charities; but I seriously object to the TV being taken over by chuggers in the least amusing "comedic" event in the entire history of unamusing "comedy" spectacles. I feel the pub calling. And it had better have a late licence. And no TV. And definitely no "amusing" happenings or the sudden appearance of chugger collection buckets.

        print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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        I freakin' hate Comic Relief. I find it highly annoying that a bunch of extremely wealthy no-talent nobodies go on at people to hand over money they can't afford when these farkwits could solve a lot of the problems by giving over, oh perhaps 3 months of their wages.

        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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          I freakin' hate Comic Relief. I find it highly annoying that a bunch of extremely wealthy no-talent nobodies go on at people to hand over money they can't afford when these farkwits could solve a lot of the problems by giving over, oh perhaps 3 months of their wages.

          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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          I'm with you there Pete. As a reasonably wealthy man I try to do what I think is right, but to have a guilt trip perpetrated by extremely wealthy "comedians" invade the house (no, I didn't get down the pub :( ) makes me very angry. Very angry.

          print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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            I'm with you there Pete. As a reasonably wealthy man I try to do what I think is right, but to have a guilt trip perpetrated by extremely wealthy "comedians" invade the house (no, I didn't get down the pub :( ) makes me very angry. Very angry.

            print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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            martin_hughes wrote:

            no, I didn't get down the pub

            That's the beauty of my local offie. They deliver - god bless 'em.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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              It's... http://www.comicrelief.com/[^] night. :( Don't get me wrong, I give generously to a number of charities; but I seriously object to the TV being taken over by chuggers in the least amusing "comedic" event in the entire history of unamusing "comedy" spectacles. I feel the pub calling. And it had better have a late licence. And no TV. And definitely no "amusing" happenings or the sudden appearance of chugger collection buckets.

              print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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              I went to see Watchmen[^]. I wish I'd stayed in and watched Comic Relief...and yes, I despise what is claimed to be 'entertainment', presented on the evening of Red Nose Day. I will never get those three hours back.

              Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p

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                It's... http://www.comicrelief.com/[^] night. :( Don't get me wrong, I give generously to a number of charities; but I seriously object to the TV being taken over by chuggers in the least amusing "comedic" event in the entire history of unamusing "comedy" spectacles. I feel the pub calling. And it had better have a late licence. And no TV. And definitely no "amusing" happenings or the sudden appearance of chugger collection buckets.

                print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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                Indeed: one of the chaps at the office turned up with bits of his hair shaved off and then expected me to pay to look at his ugly little head in the pretense that any of it would ever end up helping some poor little downtrodden scroat whose own government, who should be doing the job, are utterly corrupt and stealing all of the things we contribute and could not care less about their own citizens.

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                  It's... http://www.comicrelief.com/[^] night. :( Don't get me wrong, I give generously to a number of charities; but I seriously object to the TV being taken over by chuggers in the least amusing "comedic" event in the entire history of unamusing "comedy" spectacles. I feel the pub calling. And it had better have a late licence. And no TV. And definitely no "amusing" happenings or the sudden appearance of chugger collection buckets.

                  print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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                  While I dimly remember Comic Relieve when I lived in the UK - and I'm pretty sure the inanity of getting Terry Wogan to take his tie off for a hundred quid made me grind my teeth to stubs, I assure you that it is so much better than almost any TV in Australia, you should count your blessings! Oh - and if you don't like it, SWITCH THE FARKING TELLY OFF!

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                    While I dimly remember Comic Relieve when I lived in the UK - and I'm pretty sure the inanity of getting Terry Wogan to take his tie off for a hundred quid made me grind my teeth to stubs, I assure you that it is so much better than almost any TV in Australia, you should count your blessings! Oh - and if you don't like it, SWITCH THE FARKING TELLY OFF!

                    ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                    Maxxx_ wrote:

                    Oh - and if you don't like it, SWITCH THE FARKING TELLY OFF!

                    So says the unmarried man. Easier said than done! ;)

                    print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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                      Maxxx_ wrote:

                      Oh - and if you don't like it, SWITCH THE FARKING TELLY OFF!

                      So says the unmarried man. Easier said than done! ;)

                      print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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                      Aww poor Pup (it's self inflicted hehe).

                      Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                        Maxxx_ wrote:

                        Oh - and if you don't like it, SWITCH THE FARKING TELLY OFF!

                        So says the unmarried man. Easier said than done! ;)

                        print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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                        If you're married to a spouse that likes crap TV I can certainly sympathise - having just suffered a night of "So You Think You Can Dance Australia". I felt we really got to know the dancers! However, if you really want to get the TV turned off, you just need to turn something else on - know what I mean? Nudge nudge, ;) ;) ?

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                          Maxxx_ wrote:

                          Oh - and if you don't like it, SWITCH THE FARKING TELLY OFF!

                          So says the unmarried man. Easier said than done! ;)

                          print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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                          martin_hughes wrote:

                          So says the unmarried man. Easier said than done!

                          What's the difficulty? Get a second remote.

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                            If you're married to a spouse that likes crap TV I can certainly sympathise - having just suffered a night of "So You Think You Can Dance Australia". I felt we really got to know the dancers! However, if you really want to get the TV turned off, you just need to turn something else on - know what I mean? Nudge nudge, ;) ;) ?

                            ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                            Brady Kelly
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                            Give your missus rohypnol and put her away in the bedroom? :cool:

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                              Give your missus rohypnol and put her away in the bedroom? :cool:

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                              Not quite what I had in mind - but whatever floats your boat, I guess.

                              ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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