How a programmer reads your résumé

Vikram A Punathambekar

Image, worksafe[^] Kinda like man points, maybe we should start calling these programmer points? ;)

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leppie

Good one :)

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DaveyM69

Topless in facebook picture may be OK depending on gender. :-O

Dave
BTW, in software, hope and pray is not a viable strategy. (Luc Pattyn)
Visual Basic is not used by normal people so we're not covering it here. (Uncyclopedia)

Nagy Vilmos

The stereotypical code monkey is male and pale.

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Rage

Good one ! "Resume uses combination of tabs and spaces to indent sections". Well that deserves a -170. Every good programmer knows that the best indenting is 3 spaces and no tabs at all. <RaGE ducks under his desk>

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

Rage

Which could still be of interest for some of the "6,035,098 members and growing!".

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

StewBob

Excellent! I've just found my new hiring guidelines. This signature is a lie.

Nemanja Trifunovic

Rage wrote:

Every good programmer knows that the best indenting is 3 spaces and no tabs at all.

Programmers who use real programming languages[^] follow the mandated layout: First 5 columns for labels (yes, GOTO labels), 6th column for the continuation character if needed, and the code goes to columns 7-72. That's what real programmers do, and everything else is some variant of Visual Basic

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Dan Neely

That doesn't mean there aren't female goths programmers who'd appreciate that look. :rolleyes:

Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

Indivara

I hope your desk can withstand this[^] ;P

Yusuf

Good one. Will keep it around for the next round of interviews. ;)

Yusuf Oh didn't you notice, analogous to square roots, they recently introduced rectangular, circular, and diamond roots to determine the size of the corresponding shapes when given the area. Luc Pattyn[^]

Dan Neely

Haven't touched that stuff since college. :rolleyes:

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Lost User

And moobs.

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RichardM1

Ever since FORTRAN-77 silently broke all the neat ways to use FOR loops to make do-whiles, etc, it just has not been the same. :sigh: Gone, gone are the days when you could back up you work by creating another deck. When you could restructure your code by moving cards around. :((

Silver member by constant and unflinching longevity.

Beth Mackenzie

A "cool features" section within a CV/resume would add more time in the dev department then? :D

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