How a programmer reads your résumé
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Topless in facebook picture may be OK depending on gender. :-O
Dave
BTW, in software, hope and pray is not a viable strategy. (Luc Pattyn)
Visual Basic is not used by normal people so we're not covering it here. (Uncyclopedia)The stereotypical code monkey is male and pale.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Image, worksafe[^] Kinda like man points, maybe we should start calling these programmer points? ;)
Cheers, Vıkram.
Carpe Diem.
Good one ! "Resume uses combination of tabs and spaces to indent sections". Well that deserves a -170. Every good programmer knows that the best indenting is 3 spaces and no tabs at all. <RaGE ducks under his desk>
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb -
The stereotypical code monkey is male and pale.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Image, worksafe[^] Kinda like man points, maybe we should start calling these programmer points? ;)
Cheers, Vıkram.
Carpe Diem.
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Good one ! "Resume uses combination of tabs and spaces to indent sections". Well that deserves a -170. Every good programmer knows that the best indenting is 3 spaces and no tabs at all. <RaGE ducks under his desk>
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverbRage wrote:
Every good programmer knows that the best indenting is 3 spaces and no tabs at all.
Programmers who use real programming languages[^] follow the mandated layout: First 5 columns for labels (yes, GOTO labels), 6th column for the continuation character if needed, and the code goes to columns 7-72. That's what real programmers do, and everything else is some variant of Visual Basic
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The stereotypical code monkey is male and pale.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
That doesn't mean there aren't female goths programmers who'd appreciate that look. :rolleyes:
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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Good one ! "Resume uses combination of tabs and spaces to indent sections". Well that deserves a -170. Every good programmer knows that the best indenting is 3 spaces and no tabs at all. <RaGE ducks under his desk>
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb -
Image, worksafe[^] Kinda like man points, maybe we should start calling these programmer points? ;)
Cheers, Vıkram.
Carpe Diem.
Good one. Will keep it around for the next round of interviews. ;)
Yusuf Oh didn't you notice, analogous to square roots, they recently introduced rectangular, circular, and diamond roots to determine the size of the corresponding shapes when given the area. Luc Pattyn[^]
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Rage wrote:
Every good programmer knows that the best indenting is 3 spaces and no tabs at all.
Programmers who use real programming languages[^] follow the mandated layout: First 5 columns for labels (yes, GOTO labels), 6th column for the continuation character if needed, and the code goes to columns 7-72. That's what real programmers do, and everything else is some variant of Visual Basic
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Topless in facebook picture may be OK depending on gender. :-O
Dave
BTW, in software, hope and pray is not a viable strategy. (Luc Pattyn)
Visual Basic is not used by normal people so we're not covering it here. (Uncyclopedia) -
Rage wrote:
Every good programmer knows that the best indenting is 3 spaces and no tabs at all.
Programmers who use real programming languages[^] follow the mandated layout: First 5 columns for labels (yes, GOTO labels), 6th column for the continuation character if needed, and the code goes to columns 7-72. That's what real programmers do, and everything else is some variant of Visual Basic
Ever since FORTRAN-77 silently broke all the neat ways to use FOR loops to make do-whiles, etc, it just has not been the same. :sigh: Gone, gone are the days when you could back up you work by creating another deck. When you could restructure your code by moving cards around. :((
Silver member by constant and unflinching longevity.
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Image, worksafe[^] Kinda like man points, maybe we should start calling these programmer points? ;)
Cheers, Vıkram.
Carpe Diem.
A "cool features" section within a CV/resume would add more time in the dev department then? :D
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