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  • D Dalek Dave

    See Here[^] Israel has concerns over swine 'flu. Get a Grip!

    ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

    modified on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:35 AM

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    Err, we had this the other day on the soapbox.

    me, me, me

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      Err, we had this the other day on the soapbox.

      me, me, me

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      Dalek Dave
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      I am not being soapy, merely laughing at stupidity. Leviticus tells you not to eat pig, but says that slavery is fine. Go figure.

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        I am not being soapy, merely laughing at stupidity. Leviticus tells you not to eat pig, but says that slavery is fine. Go figure.

        ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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        hairy_hats
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        Slaves don't go off so quickly in a hot climate.

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          Slaves don't go off so quickly in a hot climate.

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          Brady Kelly
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          No, it's much harder to slip away unnoticed in the desert.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I am not being soapy, merely laughing at stupidity. Leviticus tells you not to eat pig, but says that slavery is fine. Go figure.

            ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            Hey, none of my slaves have ever complained. Besides isn't 'Mexican Flu' somewhat more romantic and glamorous than 'Swine Flu'? I'd much rather come down with an exotic sounding flu than the more pedestrian 'Swine Flu'. Just a thought. In any case and, as I previously droned on about, this would not be the first time a name was changed for no good reason; take 'Freedom Fries' for 'French Fries'.

            me, me, me

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              No, it's much harder to slip away unnoticed in the desert.

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              hairy_hats
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              Does pork tend to do that?

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              • H hairy_hats

                Does pork tend to do that?

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                Dalek Dave
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                It has been known to trotter off!

                ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  Hey, none of my slaves have ever complained. Besides isn't 'Mexican Flu' somewhat more romantic and glamorous than 'Swine Flu'? I'd much rather come down with an exotic sounding flu than the more pedestrian 'Swine Flu'. Just a thought. In any case and, as I previously droned on about, this would not be the first time a name was changed for no good reason; take 'Freedom Fries' for 'French Fries'.

                  me, me, me

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  French Fries were invented in Belgium! Where did Swine 'flu come from?

                  ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    This seems like a legitimate concern to me. You must be familiar with the text from the Torah: "Thou shalt not eat from the flesh of that animal, the name of which we are not allowed to mention."

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    Super Lloyd
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                    Er... what is this animal that shall not be named?

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      It has been known to trotter off!

                      ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                      I've heard that tail before.

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                        Er... what is this animal that shall not be named?

                        A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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                        Henry Minute
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                        I can't tell you. What's more it has been so long since we were allowed to mention it, that no-one can even remember what it looks like.

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                        • H hairy_hats

                          I've heard that tail before.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Has someone been telling you porkies?

                          ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                          • H hairy_hats

                            I've heard that tail before.

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                            PompeyBoy
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                            ive heard snout about it

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Has someone been telling you porkies?

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                              Henry Minute
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                              That term was introduced to the language by immigrunts.

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                French Fries were invented in Belgium! Where did Swine 'flu come from?

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Where did Swine 'flu come from?

                                Er.. just a guess. Swine?

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                  That term was introduced to the language by immigrunts.

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                  PompeyBoy
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                                  This thread is going to become a boar

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                                    This thread is going to become a boar

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Your on Crackling good form!

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                                      This thread is going to become a boar

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      Want to have a sweepstake on how long before someone mentions oinkment? Oh bugger!

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                                      • H Henry Minute

                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        Where did Swine 'flu come from?

                                        Er.. just a guess. Swine?

                                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.

                                          ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                                          Henry Minute
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                                          Ah, but where did the birds get it from?

                                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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