Man-Bear-Pig 'Flu? [modified]
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Err, we had this the other day on the soapbox.
I am not being soapy, merely laughing at stupidity. Leviticus tells you not to eat pig, but says that slavery is fine. Go figure.
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
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I am not being soapy, merely laughing at stupidity. Leviticus tells you not to eat pig, but says that slavery is fine. Go figure.
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
Slaves don't go off so quickly in a hot climate.
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Slaves don't go off so quickly in a hot climate.
No, it's much harder to slip away unnoticed in the desert.
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I am not being soapy, merely laughing at stupidity. Leviticus tells you not to eat pig, but says that slavery is fine. Go figure.
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
Hey, none of my slaves have ever complained. Besides isn't 'Mexican Flu' somewhat more romantic and glamorous than 'Swine Flu'? I'd much rather come down with an exotic sounding flu than the more pedestrian 'Swine Flu'. Just a thought. In any case and, as I previously droned on about, this would not be the first time a name was changed for no good reason; take 'Freedom Fries' for 'French Fries'.
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No, it's much harder to slip away unnoticed in the desert.
Does pork tend to do that?
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Hey, none of my slaves have ever complained. Besides isn't 'Mexican Flu' somewhat more romantic and glamorous than 'Swine Flu'? I'd much rather come down with an exotic sounding flu than the more pedestrian 'Swine Flu'. Just a thought. In any case and, as I previously droned on about, this would not be the first time a name was changed for no good reason; take 'Freedom Fries' for 'French Fries'.
French Fries were invented in Belgium! Where did Swine 'flu come from?
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
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Does pork tend to do that?
It has been known to trotter off!
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
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It has been known to trotter off!
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
I've heard that tail before.
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This seems like a legitimate concern to me. You must be familiar with the text from the Torah: "Thou shalt not eat from the flesh of that animal, the name of which we are not allowed to mention."
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Er... what is this animal that shall not be named?
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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I've heard that tail before.
Has someone been telling you porkies?
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
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Er... what is this animal that shall not be named?
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
I can't tell you. What's more it has been so long since we were allowed to mention it, that no-one can even remember what it looks like.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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I've heard that tail before.
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Has someone been telling you porkies?
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
That term was introduced to the language by immigrunts.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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That term was introduced to the language by immigrunts.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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French Fries were invented in Belgium! Where did Swine 'flu come from?
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
Where did Swine 'flu come from?
Er.. just a guess. Swine?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Want to have a sweepstake on how long before someone mentions oinkment? Oh bugger!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Your on Crackling good form!
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Where did Swine 'flu come from?
Er.. just a guess. Swine?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
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Want to have a sweepstake on how long before someone mentions oinkment? Oh bugger!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Let's hope the Hamsters don't catch it!
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
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Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
Ah, but where did the birds get it from?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
