Man-Bear-Pig 'Flu? [modified]

[Dalek Dave]

Has someone been telling you porkies?

------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

[PompeyBoy]

ive heard snout about it

[Henry Minute]

That term was introduced to the language by immigrunts.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Henry Minute]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Where did Swine 'flu come from?

Er.. just a guess. Swine?

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[PompeyBoy]

This thread is going to become a boar

[Dalek Dave]

Your on Crackling good form!

------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

[Henry Minute]

Want to have a sweepstake on how long before someone mentions oinkment? Oh bugger!

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Dalek Dave]

Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.

------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

[Henry Minute]

Ah, but where did the birds get it from?

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Dalek Dave]

Let's hope the Hamsters don't catch it!

------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

[hairy_hats]

Don't hog the forum.

[Dalek Dave]

Tesco's were having a sale.

------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

[PompeyBoy]

Thought all this had stopped but its obviously bac on

[Henry Minute]

Contact the Israeli and Mexican Embassies at once. Problem solved! It's Tesco 'Flu. Jack Cohen will be turning in his grave. :laugh: :laugh:

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Super Lloyd]

OMG! :-D

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[hairy_hats]

We were going to give it the chop, but...

[Steve McLenithan]

Someone alert Al Gore! :laugh:

// Steve McLenithan

[Henry Minute]

I like your styel. :-O

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Henry Minute]

Tusk, tusk!

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Dalek Dave]

I am STYmied for a response and that makes me disGRUNTled!

------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC