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Man-Bear-Pig 'Flu? [modified]

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  • P PompeyBoy

    This thread is going to become a boar

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    Dalek Dave
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    Your on Crackling good form!

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    • H Henry Minute

      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Where did Swine 'flu come from?

      Er.. just a guess. Swine?

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      Dalek Dave
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      Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.

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      • H Henry Minute

        Want to have a sweepstake on how long before someone mentions oinkment? Oh bugger!

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        Dalek Dave
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        Let's hope the Hamsters don't catch it!

        ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.

          ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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          Henry Minute
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          Ah, but where did the birds get it from?

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            Ah, but where did the birds get it from?

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            Dalek Dave
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            Tesco's were having a sale.

            ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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            • P PompeyBoy

              This thread is going to become a boar

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              hairy_hats
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              Don't hog the forum.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Let's hope the Hamsters don't catch it!

                ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                PompeyBoy
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                Thought all this had stopped but its obviously bac on

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Tesco's were having a sale.

                  ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                  Henry Minute
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                  Contact the Israeli and Mexican Embassies at once. Problem solved! It's Tesco 'Flu. Jack Cohen will be turning in his grave. :laugh: :laugh:

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    I can't tell you. What's more it has been so long since we were allowed to mention it, that no-one can even remember what it looks like.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    Super Lloyd
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                    OMG! :-D

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                    • P PompeyBoy

                      Thought all this had stopped but its obviously bac on

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                      We were going to give it the chop, but...

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        See Here[^] Israel has concerns over swine 'flu. Get a Grip!

                        ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

                        modified on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:35 AM

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                        Steve McLenithan
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                        Someone alert Al Gore! :laugh:

                        // Steve McLenithan

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                        • H hairy_hats

                          Don't hog the forum.

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                          Henry Minute
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                          I like your styel. :-O

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                          • H hairy_hats

                            We were going to give it the chop, but...

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                            Henry Minute
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                            Tusk, tusk!

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            • H hairy_hats

                              We were going to give it the chop, but...

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              I am STYmied for a response and that makes me disGRUNTled!

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                                I am STYmied for a response and that makes me disGRUNTled!

                                ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                The two pigs that escaped when being sent to the abatoire and were on the run for a week?

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                                • S Steve McLenithan

                                  Someone alert Al Gore! :laugh:

                                  // Steve McLenithan

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Are you being totally serial about this?

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Are you being totally serial about this?

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                                    Steve McLenithan
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                                    Super serial.

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                                    • S Super Lloyd

                                      Er... what is this animal that shall not be named?

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      Super Lloyd wrote:

                                      what is this animal that shall not be named?

                                      Lord Voldemorts pet, obviously.

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        See Here[^] Israel has concerns over swine 'flu. Get a Grip!

                                        ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

                                        modified on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:35 AM

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                                        Tomz_KV
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                                        May consider pig flu, hog flu...

                                        TOMZ_KV

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                                        • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                          Hey, none of my slaves have ever complained. Besides isn't 'Mexican Flu' somewhat more romantic and glamorous than 'Swine Flu'? I'd much rather come down with an exotic sounding flu than the more pedestrian 'Swine Flu'. Just a thought. In any case and, as I previously droned on about, this would not be the first time a name was changed for no good reason; take 'Freedom Fries' for 'French Fries'.

                                          me, me, me

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                                          Brady Kelly
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                                          digital man wrote:

                                          'Mexican Flu' somewhat more romantic and glamorous than 'Swine Flu'?

                                          Mexican...glamorous? :confused:

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