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Man-Bear-Pig 'Flu? [modified]

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Has someone been telling you porkies?

    ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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    Henry Minute
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    That term was introduced to the language by immigrunts.

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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    • D Dalek Dave

      French Fries were invented in Belgium! Where did Swine 'flu come from?

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      Henry Minute
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Where did Swine 'flu come from?

      Er.. just a guess. Swine?

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        That term was introduced to the language by immigrunts.

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        This thread is going to become a boar

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        • P PompeyBoy

          This thread is going to become a boar

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          Dalek Dave
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          Your on Crackling good form!

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          • P PompeyBoy

            This thread is going to become a boar

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            Henry Minute
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            Want to have a sweepstake on how long before someone mentions oinkment? Oh bugger!

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            • H Henry Minute

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Where did Swine 'flu come from?

              Er.. just a guess. Swine?

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              Dalek Dave
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              Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.

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                Henry Minute
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                Ah, but where did the birds get it from?

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                • H Henry Minute

                  Want to have a sweepstake on how long before someone mentions oinkment? Oh bugger!

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Let's hope the Hamsters don't catch it!

                  ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                  • P PompeyBoy

                    This thread is going to become a boar

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                    hairy_hats
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                    Don't hog the forum.

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      Ah, but where did the birds get it from?

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Tesco's were having a sale.

                      ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Let's hope the Hamsters don't catch it!

                        ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                        PompeyBoy
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                        Thought all this had stopped but its obviously bac on

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Tesco's were having a sale.

                          ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                          Henry Minute
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                          Contact the Israeli and Mexican Embassies at once. Problem solved! It's Tesco 'Flu. Jack Cohen will be turning in his grave. :laugh: :laugh:

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            I can't tell you. What's more it has been so long since we were allowed to mention it, that no-one can even remember what it looks like.

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            Super Lloyd
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                            OMG! :-D

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                            • P PompeyBoy

                              Thought all this had stopped but its obviously bac on

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                              hairy_hats
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                              We were going to give it the chop, but...

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                See Here[^] Israel has concerns over swine 'flu. Get a Grip!

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                                Steve McLenithan
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                                Someone alert Al Gore! :laugh:

                                // Steve McLenithan

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                                • H hairy_hats

                                  Don't hog the forum.

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  I like your styel. :-O

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                                  • H hairy_hats

                                    We were going to give it the chop, but...

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                                    Henry Minute
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                                    Tusk, tusk!

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                    • H hairy_hats

                                      We were going to give it the chop, but...

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      I am STYmied for a response and that makes me disGRUNTled!

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                                        I am STYmied for a response and that makes me disGRUNTled!

                                        ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        The two pigs that escaped when being sent to the abatoire and were on the run for a week?

                                        ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                                        • S Steve McLenithan

                                          Someone alert Al Gore! :laugh:

                                          // Steve McLenithan

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          Are you being totally serial about this?

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