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Obama will "shut down the country" for 10 days. Make sure you hit the grocery store before the official announcement hits the airwaves.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Obama will "shut down the country" for 10 days. Make sure you hit the grocery store before the official announcement hits the airwaves.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Obama will "shut down the country" for 10 days. Make sure you hit the grocery store before the official announcement hits the airwaves.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001There is no need to panic, just rush out and buy as much of everything as you can. Including Ammunition!
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
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Obama will "shut down the country" for 10 days. Make sure you hit the grocery store before the official announcement hits the airwaves.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
There is no need to panic, just rush out and buy as much of everything as you can. Including Ammunition!
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
My advice to you all is to start drinking. Heavily.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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There is no need to panic, just rush out and buy as much of everything as you can. Including Ammunition!
------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC
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Obama will "shut down the country" for 10 days. Make sure you hit the grocery store before the official announcement hits the airwaves.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Save me John Simmons, Outlaw Programmer, Please tell me what to do, I can't think for myself.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
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Obama will "shut down the country" for 10 days. Make sure you hit the grocery store before the official announcement hits the airwaves.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
My advice to you all is to start drinking. Heavily.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Ok, is 8AM too early...? No definitely not. Cheers.
Take a look at my corner of the net at Code Research Center
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Obama will "shut down the country" for 10 days.
Why? Flu?
I are troll :)
Yeah. I heard it from a medical profession "muckety muck" (as opposed to some flunkie clinic doc). He stated that the federal government isn't telling us everything (what a shock) about this, and that within 72-96 hours after the WHO announced defcon 5 (which happened yesterday) that Obama would turn out the lights, so to speak. I have no idea what "shut down the country" means, but I would suspect that anything associated with large groups of people co-mingling would be closed. Frankly, I don't see how this could possibly be done, but I figured I'd share what I heard.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Obama will "shut down the country" for 10 days. Make sure you hit the grocery store before the official announcement hits the airwaves.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Actually, he won't have to. Once the virus mutates enough and the mortality rate goes to +99%, it will shutdown the country all by itself. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Save me John Simmons, Outlaw Programmer, Please tell me what to do, I can't think for myself.
Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
Is this the message you're going to leave on your droid before you're captured? I would suggest something more along the lines of "Help me John Simmon. You're my only hope."
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Yeah. I heard it from a medical profession "muckety muck" (as opposed to some flunkie clinic doc). He stated that the federal government isn't telling us everything (what a shock) about this, and that within 72-96 hours after the WHO announced defcon 5 (which happened yesterday) that Obama would turn out the lights, so to speak. I have no idea what "shut down the country" means, but I would suspect that anything associated with large groups of people co-mingling would be closed. Frankly, I don't see how this could possibly be done, but I figured I'd share what I heard.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
groups of people co-mingling
I've seen that film, very 'artistic'!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Yeah. I heard it from a medical profession "muckety muck" (as opposed to some flunkie clinic doc). He stated that the federal government isn't telling us everything (what a shock) about this, and that within 72-96 hours after the WHO announced defcon 5 (which happened yesterday) that Obama would turn out the lights, so to speak. I have no idea what "shut down the country" means, but I would suspect that anything associated with large groups of people co-mingling would be closed. Frankly, I don't see how this could possibly be done, but I figured I'd share what I heard.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Ok, is 8AM too early...? No definitely not. Cheers.
Take a look at my corner of the net at Code Research Center
It's never too early to drink heavily! The more you embrace the wino culture, the more you... ...:beer:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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I can't imagine a lockdown, but it might be a good idea to postpone larger gatherings. But a shutdown? That's 'good' news for the conspiracy-theory-websites :sigh:
I are troll :)
No, it's 'good' news for me. A free week of vacation! :-D
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Actually, he won't have to. Once the virus mutates enough and the mortality rate goes to +99%, it will shutdown the country all by itself. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Chris Meech wrote:
Once the virus mutates enough and the mortality rate goes to +99%, it will shutdown the country all by itself.
True... :-D On a serious note though... what's the current mortality rate in developed Western countries? Seems pretty low given the incredible amount of press.
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Chris Meech wrote:
Once the virus mutates enough and the mortality rate goes to +99%, it will shutdown the country all by itself.
True... :-D On a serious note though... what's the current mortality rate in developed Western countries? Seems pretty low given the incredible amount of press.
There's been one death of a small child in the US, as far as I know. I don't get what all the fuss is.
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Chris Meech wrote:
Once the virus mutates enough and the mortality rate goes to +99%, it will shutdown the country all by itself.
True... :-D On a serious note though... what's the current mortality rate in developed Western countries? Seems pretty low given the incredible amount of press.
It is, afaik aside from one kid whose parents didn't seek care until she was really bad noone in the 1st world's died. You might also note that while the CDC is jumping up and down on CNN (to scaremonger themselves a bigger budget); the agency that would have the lead role in fighting a major disease outbreak, the usamriid[^] hasn't said a word.
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Chris Meech wrote:
Once the virus mutates enough and the mortality rate goes to +99%, it will shutdown the country all by itself.
True... :-D On a serious note though... what's the current mortality rate in developed Western countries? Seems pretty low given the incredible amount of press.
The mortality rate is quite low, < 10% I believe. However the real concern is not the mortality rate, but rather how fasts it spreads. The best measure of this is the daily count of new cases. Fortunately according to WHO, there have been no new confirmed cases in the US for May 1st. This is the first day that this has happened, so that is very good news. Additionally, while there are 11 countries with reported cases, outside of NA, the daily numbers are not increasing.
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]