SerGio does it again...
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You'd better watch out Jeremy or he'll set his team of lawyers on you. :rolleyes: Jeremy Falcon wrote: I have not seen the first original idea come from him, but yet he tries to act like he is innovative and a genius. Let's not forget AutoUpdate™ or BullShit (patents pending)! To quote from my signature file: "I wrote a program in Visual C++ that allows me to send over 5,000 GIGABYTES of Video to every computer and TV Set connected to the Internet in "0" SECONDS (YES! ZERO seconds!)" - Bill SerGio, Professional W*nker "In Ireland I took a piss on the Blarney Stone. It gave me a strange feeling of boyhood naughtiness to think of tourists kissing that place where I had seen my own piss splashing off so pretty and yellow." - Bill SerGio, Professional W*nker :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
I think a man as great as Bill really does deserve his own fanclub. Would anyone buy T Shirts with either of those quotes on? (And are there any copyright issues involved in publishing quotes?) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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You'd better watch out Jeremy or he'll set his team of lawyers on you. :rolleyes: Jeremy Falcon wrote: I have not seen the first original idea come from him, but yet he tries to act like he is innovative and a genius. Let's not forget AutoUpdate™ or BullShit (patents pending)! To quote from my signature file: "I wrote a program in Visual C++ that allows me to send over 5,000 GIGABYTES of Video to every computer and TV Set connected to the Internet in "0" SECONDS (YES! ZERO seconds!)" - Bill SerGio, Professional W*nker "In Ireland I took a piss on the Blarney Stone. It gave me a strange feeling of boyhood naughtiness to think of tourists kissing that place where I had seen my own piss splashing off so pretty and yellow." - Bill SerGio, Professional W*nker :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
David Wulff wrote: "I wrote a program in Visual C++ that allows me to send over 5,000 GIGABYTES of Video to every computer and TV Set connected to the Internet in "0" SECONDS (YES! ZERO seconds!)" - Bill SerGio, Professional W*nker Oh yeah, he should write a book about his genius. It would probably be three pages long though. 1st Page Says: You 2nd Page Says: Should 3rd Page Says: Lie A true classic. :) Jeremy Falcon Imputek "In fact it is quite simple, men and women both only want one thing - what they can't have!" - phykell
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The guy has a SERIOUS ego problem and a SEVERE lack of appropriate etiquette. I also believe him to have a deep-rooted sociological disorder (take your pick, though I am not a doctor) as he seems to have a very clear problem conversing with people of different viewpoints. Short of that though the King's work seems to be of a good standard. I say "seems to be" as I am unable to keep my concentration for long when reading through the egotistical tripe text. They look like something out of an eBay auction rather than a technology article. I must agree with Paul about his bio though - I fall out of my chair with pitiful laughter each time I read it. I *love* that part about being on "Who's Who of America"... do you guys know I was listed in the Who's Who of Architectural and Engineering Professionals at the age of twelve? I kid you not. Those guys select you based upon union and magazine subscriptions, not your skill, and getting listed is as simple as signing a form by return mail. :-D Should Bill go away? Of course not! He usually emerges from the woodwork every couple of months and provides a heated day of extreme entertainment for the regulars. The day Bill SerGio pops in for a chat is like the day you first discovered your penis - you just can't stop rubbing him up the wrong way. :laugh:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
David Wulff wrote: The day Bill SerGio pops in for a chat is like the day you first discovered your penis - you just can't stop rubbing him up the wrong way :laugh::laugh: BW {insert witty/thought-provoking saying here}
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I hereby GRANT anyone--except government employees and government contractors, a FULL, unrestricted license to use my AutoUpdate DLL(binarY) for any commercial or person use whatsoever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My goal was to share the concept of HOW TO WRITE FREEWARE! 1. The source code for loading a DLL from a thread IS INCLUDED in the demo and this was intended to be the FREE CODE--you that code for any purpose commercial or otherwise--to load and call the DLL you write to retrieve files. 2. I will post the code for the dll on my website if readers would like it--I didn't because i was tired and it is NOT the point of the article. 3. I respect anyone who works for a living--my dad worked for a company and supported his family. 4. The source code in the demo is FREE for anyone to use for any purpose and if you take the time to read it it shows how to launch a modeless, threaded dialog the RIGHT WAY!:-O Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
5. Sergio's IQ is less than or equal to the sum of the above numbers. evilpen dot net::msn messenger:negacao@hotmail.com
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Simon Walton wrote: I think a simple warning would be enough informing him of the rules on CP. I think we're past that. He was "warned" before, which is my point. Man, the guy just won't learn. If he has knowledge to share, but all means I'm for that. But that's not his goal and the knowledge sharing is miniscule. Imagine that 50% of the posts on CP would be like that. Where would we be? --- Grab WndTabs from http://www.wndtabs.com to make your VC++ experience that much more comfortable...
Oz Solomonovich wrote: I think we're past that. He was "warned" before, which is my point. Man, the guy just won't learn. So in this sense Bill SerGio is our very own version of Saddam Hussein! The dude just doesn't learn! :)
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The word "momma" offends you? Poor baby! Daddy will try to do better next time!;P Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
No, I don't believe it offended him... We're all just curious why you so closely associate the words "momma" and "boobs." evilpen dot net::msn messenger:negacao@hotmail.com
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Would you walk into a bar and tell people there that drinking beer is for stupid people? I don't think so. But here is what Bill had to say when CPians pointed out that he shouldn't post "commercial" articles without source code: Bill SerGio wrote: It is clear that you guys are NOT entrepreneurs and feel that a small salary from an employers is enough for your families! If you want to read my response, please see: http://www.codeproject.com/useritems/autoupdate.asp?msg=286635#xx286635xx[^] I really think something should finally be done. This is by no means the first time that he has been the focus of problems (search the Lounge, you'll find pleanty of stuff). It's sad that we've come to this sorry point, but (IMHO) we need to protect the site from people who can't play by the rules. What do you guys think? -Oz --- Grab WndTabs from http://www.wndtabs.com to make your VC++ experience that much more comfortable...
According to the HTML-coloring and -formatting style, SerGio must be an Indian (just a joke, Nish ;-)). -- See me: www.magerquark.de
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I hereby GRANT anyone--except government employees and government contractors, a FULL, unrestricted license to use my AutoUpdate DLL(binarY) for any commercial or person use whatsoever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My goal was to share the concept of HOW TO WRITE FREEWARE! 1. The source code for loading a DLL from a thread IS INCLUDED in the demo and this was intended to be the FREE CODE--you that code for any purpose commercial or otherwise--to load and call the DLL you write to retrieve files. 2. I will post the code for the dll on my website if readers would like it--I didn't because i was tired and it is NOT the point of the article. 3. I respect anyone who works for a living--my dad worked for a company and supported his family. 4. The source code in the demo is FREE for anyone to use for any purpose and if you take the time to read it it shows how to launch a modeless, threaded dialog the RIGHT WAY!:-O Bill SerGio, The Infomercial King
How many times are you going to post the same f***ing post?!?!?!:wtf: Don't you think once is enough? Especially on the same page of the Lounge? Your bullshit is so effusive I can smell it across oceans... You impress no-one. You are a world-class sleazeball; an incomparable jerk. No-one is fooled by your idiotic attempts to slant votes. -A. N. Onymous on Bill SerGio
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No, I don't believe it offended him... We're all just curious why you so closely associate the words "momma" and "boobs." evilpen dot net::msn messenger:negacao@hotmail.com
I can't stop laughing! The librarian is giving me the bad looks again.:laugh: Your bullshit is so effusive I can smell it across oceans... You impress no-one. You are a world-class sleazeball; an incomparable jerk. No-one is fooled by your idiotic attempts to slant votes. -A. N. Onymous on Bill SerGio
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peterchen wrote: like "momma His latest one has "boobs" as a var. name. I think it says a lot about his personality :-D
Paul Watson
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I think he actually meant that it offended his sensibilities after having it beaten into his head that all variable names should be descriptive. I had a friend at uni who'd just pick things as animals or countries for his variable names, so you'd get code like for( zebra = 1; zebra < elephant; zebra++ ) (and the actual code had nothing to do with animals) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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I can't stop laughing! The librarian is giving me the bad looks again.:laugh: Your bullshit is so effusive I can smell it across oceans... You impress no-one. You are a world-class sleazeball; an incomparable jerk. No-one is fooled by your idiotic attempts to slant votes. -A. N. Onymous on Bill SerGio
From his bio I'd say he must be loving the attention of all these posts...:eek: The following statement about your geekness is true. The previous statement about your geekness is not true. GCS/IT/P d- s: a- C++++$ UL+>++++ P+ L++$ E- W+++$ N !o K+ w++$ O---- M-- PS- PE Y+ PGP--- t !5 X- tv b+++ DI++ D+ G++ e++ h--- r+++
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The guy has a SERIOUS ego problem and a SEVERE lack of appropriate etiquette. I also believe him to have a deep-rooted sociological disorder (take your pick, though I am not a doctor) as he seems to have a very clear problem conversing with people of different viewpoints. Short of that though the King's work seems to be of a good standard. I say "seems to be" as I am unable to keep my concentration for long when reading through the egotistical tripe text. They look like something out of an eBay auction rather than a technology article. I must agree with Paul about his bio though - I fall out of my chair with pitiful laughter each time I read it. I *love* that part about being on "Who's Who of America"... do you guys know I was listed in the Who's Who of Architectural and Engineering Professionals at the age of twelve? I kid you not. Those guys select you based upon union and magazine subscriptions, not your skill, and getting listed is as simple as signing a form by return mail. :-D Should Bill go away? Of course not! He usually emerges from the woodwork every couple of months and provides a heated day of extreme entertainment for the regulars. The day Bill SerGio pops in for a chat is like the day you first discovered your penis - you just can't stop rubbing him up the wrong way. :laugh:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
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Oz Solomonovich wrote: What do you guys think? I think they guy is utterly hilarious. I fall out my chair laughing each time I read his bio. Imagine shooting LOTR in 5 days. Maybe in pron they can do that but I don't the silver screen can. Ahh but really he is a laugh, if you don't like what he says then just ignore it. I do*. * Except his bio. I highly recommend Bill's bio as a great cure for a humourless monday.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaPaul Watson wrote: Except his bio. I highly recommend Bill's bio as a great cure for a humourless monday. Well, as Paul rarely gives frivolous advice, I decided to check it out for myself. Absolutely outstanding entertainment value! Don't know why a successful movie producer needs to write code, but then, the world is full of things that I don't know. Furthermore, you simply must go to his home page, if for no other reason than to see the great animated icon for his Internet Whacker! Some of you may even want to model the Informercial King Whackers that I know you're secretly working on in private to sport a similar icon. I respect the opinion of those who are protecting the level of quality here, but hey, if this is the largest problem in life, then life's pretty darned good. Personally, I would not want to live in a world where being completely tasteless was against the law. I subscribe to the free will sentiments echoed by others here. If I know something's going to offend me, I simply exercise the option to ignore it. Personally, I highly recommend BS as an excellent value for your entertainment dollar! :-D Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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From his bio I'd say he must be loving the attention of all these posts...:eek: The following statement about your geekness is true. The previous statement about your geekness is not true. GCS/IT/P d- s: a- C++++$ UL+>++++ P+ L++$ E- W+++$ N !o K+ w++$ O---- M-- PS- PE Y+ PGP--- t !5 X- tv b+++ DI++ D+ G++ e++ h--- r+++
No kidding! Besides, if you look at some of the posts today, then you will see that he has posted the AutoUpdate License[^] post about 5 times so far. Jeez, now that's extreme cross posting. Your bullshit is so effusive I can smell it across oceans... You impress no-one. You are a world-class sleazeball; an incomparable jerk. No-one is fooled by your idiotic attempts to slant votes. -A. N. Onymous on Bill SerGio
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The guy has a SERIOUS ego problem and a SEVERE lack of appropriate etiquette. I also believe him to have a deep-rooted sociological disorder (take your pick, though I am not a doctor) as he seems to have a very clear problem conversing with people of different viewpoints. Short of that though the King's work seems to be of a good standard. I say "seems to be" as I am unable to keep my concentration for long when reading through the egotistical tripe text. They look like something out of an eBay auction rather than a technology article. I must agree with Paul about his bio though - I fall out of my chair with pitiful laughter each time I read it. I *love* that part about being on "Who's Who of America"... do you guys know I was listed in the Who's Who of Architectural and Engineering Professionals at the age of twelve? I kid you not. Those guys select you based upon union and magazine subscriptions, not your skill, and getting listed is as simple as signing a form by return mail. :-D Should Bill go away? Of course not! He usually emerges from the woodwork every couple of months and provides a heated day of extreme entertainment for the regulars. The day Bill SerGio pops in for a chat is like the day you first discovered your penis - you just can't stop rubbing him up the wrong way. :laugh:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
I'm not schizophrenic, are we.
David Wulff wrote: The day Bill SerGio pops in for a chat is like the day you first discovered your penis - you just can't stop rubbing him up the wrong way. Oh, you are so bad... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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According to the HTML-coloring and -formatting style, SerGio must be an Indian (just a joke, Nish ;-)). -- See me: www.magerquark.de
Uwe Keim wrote: According to the HTML-coloring and -formatting style, SerGio must be an Indian (just a joke, Nish ). :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: LMAO, oh god you guys HAVE to stop. I am developing a hernia I am laughing so hard. Man this Sergio chap really does bring out our best jokes :-D And I have had personal experience with Nish's lovely formatting... :)
Paul Watson
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Oz Solomonovich wrote: What do you guys think? I think they guy is utterly hilarious. I fall out my chair laughing each time I read his bio. Imagine shooting LOTR in 5 days. Maybe in pron they can do that but I don't the silver screen can. Ahh but really he is a laugh, if you don't like what he says then just ignore it. I do*. * Except his bio. I highly recommend Bill's bio as a great cure for a humourless monday.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaPaul Watson wrote: Imagine shooting LOTR in 5 days To be fair, he said a 90-minute feature in 5-days. That would actually allow him a full 10 days for LOTR. :rolleyes: I'm just impressed that he has the time, in addition to a successful movie producing career, to write code. when would he possibly have the time to enjoy the fruits of his labor? BW {insert witty/thought-provoking saying here}
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Uwe Keim wrote: According to the HTML-coloring and -formatting style, SerGio must be an Indian (just a joke, Nish ). :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: LMAO, oh god you guys HAVE to stop. I am developing a hernia I am laughing so hard. Man this Sergio chap really does bring out our best jokes :-D And I have had personal experience with Nish's lovely formatting... :)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaPaul Watson wrote: And I have had personal experience with Nish's lovely formatting... I guess you hve the same love for www.useit.com[^] as I do. He is really a guru :-) -- See me: www.magerquark.de
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Paul Watson wrote: And I have had personal experience with Nish's lovely formatting... I guess you hve the same love for www.useit.com[^] as I do. He is really a guru :-) -- See me: www.magerquark.de
Uwe Keim wrote: He is really a guru All hail Jakob. Jakob is 99.99% good. All hail Jakob. Jakob is... ;) Jakob does talk a lot of sense and I like the way he can back things up. But I have to say sometimes he takes it to extremes and can be a bit of an attention grabber. All in all I would rather people listened to everything he said than not.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa