If You Have a Dell Computer...
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How the hell should I know?
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001You are attracting the one-voters like a cheap prostitute truck drivers…
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Dell computers have Dell written on them or they have the Dell logo. ;)
They even have printed it on their motherboard!
Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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So then basically, it can't. Or to say it an other way: you can de-Dellify a Dell. With just a BIOS reflash and a hdd reformat..
harold aptroot wrote:
So then basically, it can't. Or to say it an other way: you can de-Dellify a Dell. With just a BIOS reflash and a hdd reformat..
It could call home sending your hardware parts serial numbers and wait for an answer. Back in my country some game servers use this approach. In order to play there you need to have installed a small program and if you are cheating or using “modified” game versions you will get a permanent ban based on your hardware. If you want to play again you will need from a new PC.
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How the hell should I know?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
How the hell should I know?
How the Dell should I know. FFY. :) (trying to attract more
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
won't install on anything but a Dell
How does it know it's a Dell?
harold aptroot wrote:
How does it know it's a Dell?
Reflection. How do you know you're you? :)
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
won't install on anything but a Dell
How does it know it's a Dell?
Dell and other computer manufacturers insert identification codes into the system BIOS. The installer simply looks for those codes as a control check. :) Flynn
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You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Thanks, John. I've played with the demo of ObjectDock before. Not too shabby. :) Flynn
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You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001-2 man points for using/mentioning ObjectDock. ObjectDock is nice, but it's for little girls.
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You are attracting the one-voters like a cheap prostitute truck drivers…
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Is there a reason to use ObjectDock? I mean, I think you lose man-points if you need a stinkin' ObjectDock.
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Is there a reason to use ObjectDock? I mean, I think you lose man-points if you need a stinkin' ObjectDock.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
I like an absolutely austere (blank, empty, void of icons) desktop. I even hide the task bar.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
That settings get automatically populated via some means. But that is the easiest way to check.
harold aptroot wrote:
they wouldn't be happy if I "stole" the program that way,
Average users don't know how to hack through that information. Also if you change that setting I think it will revert back. I will do some more research and probably post an article: "How to find if you are running on a Dell Machine".:)
Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:
post an article: "How to find if you are running on a Dell Machine".
I thought you covered that earlier in this thread. :-D Seriously, that would be cool article, if it happnens.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
How the hell should I know?
How the Dell should I know. FFY. :) (trying to attract more
1s)If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]if it works well it must be a Dell. :)
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harold aptroot wrote:
you can de-Dellify a Dell
No way. Everything about a Dell is non-standard. Even the mainboards have non-standard dimensions which means you can't re-use a Dell case and put in a proper mainboard. So, there is always some crap left so it can be identified as a Dell. Have a look at Lavalys Everest and you get the idea as to the extent of hardware information one can obtain: http://www.lavalys.com[^]
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Are the ones you know salaried drivers? Between the rise in fuel prices over the last half dozen years and creative accounting by the broker companies*, and the recession, most owner/operators are struggling to break even at best. * Customers hiring a truck pay two 'separate' fees. One is intended to cover truck maintenance/depreciation/pay/operating expenses (excluding fuel). The second is a fuel surcharge that [hand waving goes here] is intended to cover the amount of diesel needed to make the trip. The problem is that the broker companies skim off a percentage of both fees, which means that real income goes down as fuel prices go up. Ex $1000 + $1000 fuel surcharge, operating costs $600, fee 10%. The driver gets $(1000 + 1000)*.9 - $600 - $1000 = $200 pay for the trip. Fuel prices double, for the same trip: The driver gets $(1000 + 2000)*.9 - $600 - $2000 = $100 for the same trip, a 50% pay cut.
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I like an absolutely austere (blank, empty, void of icons) desktop. I even hide the task bar.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Real men hide the monitor.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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-2 man points for using/mentioning ObjectDock. ObjectDock is nice, but it's for little girls.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
So then, what we've learned is that ObjectDock is kid sister friendly. :-D
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Real men hide the monitor.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Mine already knows ...
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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if it works well it must be a Dell. :)
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Luc Pattyn wrote:
if it works well it must be a Dell.
if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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