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  • L Lost User

    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    won't install on anything but a Dell

    How does it know it's a Dell?

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    Luc Pattyn
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    harold aptroot wrote:

    How does it know it's a Dell?

    Reflection. How do you know you're you? :)

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    • L Lost User

      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      won't install on anything but a Dell

      How does it know it's a Dell?

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      Flynn Arrowstarr Regular Schmoe
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      Dell and other computer manufacturers insert identification codes into the system BIOS. The installer simply looks for those codes as a control check. :) Flynn

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      • R realJSOP

        You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        Flynn Arrowstarr Regular Schmoe
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        Thanks, John. I've played with the demo of ObjectDock before. Not too shabby. :) Flynn

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        • R realJSOP

          You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          Jim Crafton
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          -2 man points for using/mentioning ObjectDock. ObjectDock is nice, but it's for little girls.

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          • S Single Step Debugger

            You are attracting the one-voters like a cheap prostitute truck drivers…

            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Joe Simes
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            Most of the truck drivers I know can afford the expensive prostitutes! :)

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            • R realJSOP

              You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              Dr Walt Fair PE
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              Is there a reason to use ObjectDock? I mean, I think you lose man-points if you need a stinkin' ObjectDock.

              CQ de W5ALT

              Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                Is there a reason to use ObjectDock? I mean, I think you lose man-points if you need a stinkin' ObjectDock.

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                Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                realJSOP
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                I like an absolutely austere (blank, empty, void of icons) desktop. I even hide the task bar.

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                  That settings get automatically populated via some means. But that is the easiest way to check.

                  harold aptroot wrote:

                  they wouldn't be happy if I "stole" the program that way,

                  Average users don't know how to hack through that information. Also if you change that setting I think it will revert back. I will do some more research and probably post an article: "How to find if you are running on a Dell Machine".:)

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                  Big Daddy Farang
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                  Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

                  post an article: "How to find if you are running on a Dell Machine".

                  I thought you covered that earlier in this thread. :-D Seriously, that would be cool article, if it happnens.

                  BDF People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous. -- Moliere

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                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                    How the hell should I know?

                    How the Dell should I know. FFY. :) (trying to attract more 1s)

                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                    Luc Pattyn
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                    if it works well it must be a Dell. :)

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                      harold aptroot wrote:

                      you can de-Dellify a Dell

                      No way. Everything about a Dell is non-standard. Even the mainboards have non-standard dimensions which means you can't re-use a Dell case and put in a proper mainboard. So, there is always some crap left so it can be identified as a Dell. Have a look at Lavalys Everest and you get the idea as to the extent of hardware information one can obtain: http://www.lavalys.com[^]

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                      Lost User
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                      Michael Schubert wrote:

                      there is always some crap left

                      Probably, but does it check that? If not, it could just as well not have been there.

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                      • J Joe Simes

                        Most of the truck drivers I know can afford the expensive prostitutes! :)

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                        Dan Neely
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                        Are the ones you know salaried drivers? Between the rise in fuel prices over the last half dozen years and creative accounting by the broker companies*, and the recession, most owner/operators are struggling to break even at best. * Customers hiring a truck pay two 'separate' fees. One is intended to cover truck maintenance/depreciation/pay/operating expenses (excluding fuel). The second is a fuel surcharge that [hand waving goes here] is intended to cover the amount of diesel needed to make the trip. The problem is that the broker companies skim off a percentage of both fees, which means that real income goes down as fuel prices go up. Ex $1000 + $1000 fuel surcharge, operating costs $600, fee 10%. The driver gets $(1000 + 1000)*.9 - $600 - $1000 = $200 pay for the trip. Fuel prices double, for the same trip: The driver gets $(1000 + 2000)*.9 - $600 - $2000 = $100 for the same trip, a 50% pay cut.

                        It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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                        • R realJSOP

                          I like an absolutely austere (blank, empty, void of icons) desktop. I even hide the task bar.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Dr Walt Fair PE
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                          Real men hide the monitor.

                          CQ de W5ALT

                          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                          • J Jim Crafton

                            -2 man points for using/mentioning ObjectDock. ObjectDock is nice, but it's for little girls.

                            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                            Christopher Duncan
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                            So then, what we've learned is that ObjectDock is kid sister friendly. :-D

                            Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!

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                            • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                              Real men hide the monitor.

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                              Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                              realJSOP
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                              My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                Mine already knows ...

                                CQ de W5ALT

                                Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                • L Luc Pattyn

                                  if it works well it must be a Dell. :)

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                                  CPallini
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                                  Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                  if it works well it must be a Dell.

                                  if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                                    Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                    if it works well it must be a Dell.

                                    if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D

                                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                    [My articles]

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                                    Luc Pattyn
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                                    Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now? :confused:

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                                      Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now? :confused:

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                                      CPallini
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                                      Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                      Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now?

                                      Nah...Roger! Try again: "You better run all day and run all night. And keep you dirty feelings deep insight" :)

                                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                      [My articles]

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                                        Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                        Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now?

                                        Nah...Roger! Try again: "You better run all day and run all night. And keep you dirty feelings deep insight" :)

                                        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                        [My articles]

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                                        Luc Pattyn
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                                        IMHO you deserve to get mentioned here[^]. :omg:

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                                        • L Luc Pattyn

                                          IMHO you deserve to get mentioned here[^]. :omg:

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                                          CPallini
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                                          You should know I'm proudly the founder member (together with Rajesh). :-D

                                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                          [My articles]

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