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  • J Joe Simes

    Most of the truck drivers I know can afford the expensive prostitutes! :)

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    Dan Neely
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    Are the ones you know salaried drivers? Between the rise in fuel prices over the last half dozen years and creative accounting by the broker companies*, and the recession, most owner/operators are struggling to break even at best. * Customers hiring a truck pay two 'separate' fees. One is intended to cover truck maintenance/depreciation/pay/operating expenses (excluding fuel). The second is a fuel surcharge that [hand waving goes here] is intended to cover the amount of diesel needed to make the trip. The problem is that the broker companies skim off a percentage of both fees, which means that real income goes down as fuel prices go up. Ex $1000 + $1000 fuel surcharge, operating costs $600, fee 10%. The driver gets $(1000 + 1000)*.9 - $600 - $1000 = $200 pay for the trip. Fuel prices double, for the same trip: The driver gets $(1000 + 2000)*.9 - $600 - $2000 = $100 for the same trip, a 50% pay cut.

    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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    • J Jim Crafton

      -2 man points for using/mentioning ObjectDock. ObjectDock is nice, but it's for little girls.

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      Christopher Duncan
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      So then, what we've learned is that ObjectDock is kid sister friendly. :-D

      Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua!

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      • R realJSOP

        I like an absolutely austere (blank, empty, void of icons) desktop. I even hide the task bar.

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        Dr Walt Fair PE
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        Real men hide the monitor.

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          Real men hide the monitor.

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          realJSOP
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          My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          • R realJSOP

            My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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            Dr Walt Fair PE
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            Mine already knows ...

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            • L Luc Pattyn

              if it works well it must be a Dell. :)

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              CPallini
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              Luc Pattyn wrote:

              if it works well it must be a Dell.

              if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D

              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                Luc Pattyn wrote:

                if it works well it must be a Dell.

                if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D

                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                Luc Pattyn
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                Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now? :confused:

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                • L Luc Pattyn

                  Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now? :confused:

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                  Luc Pattyn wrote:

                  Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now?

                  Nah...Roger! Try again: "You better run all day and run all night. And keep you dirty feelings deep insight" :)

                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                    Luc Pattyn wrote:

                    Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now?

                    Nah...Roger! Try again: "You better run all day and run all night. And keep you dirty feelings deep insight" :)

                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                    [My articles]

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                    Luc Pattyn
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                    IMHO you deserve to get mentioned here[^]. :omg:

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                    • L Luc Pattyn

                      IMHO you deserve to get mentioned here[^]. :omg:

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                      CPallini
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                      You should know I'm proudly the founder member (together with Rajesh). :-D

                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                      [My articles]

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                      • L Lost User

                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                        won't install on anything but a Dell

                        How does it know it's a Dell?

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                        ahmed itani
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                        I think it guesses I have dell computer(new one) and it didn't work

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                        • R realJSOP

                          You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          kirankss
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                          Thanks for the info. Will download it today.

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                          • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                            Dell computers have Dell written on them or they have the Dell logo. ;)

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                            Yusubov E
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                            Good answer...

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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              won't install on anything but a Dell

                              How does it know it's a Dell?

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                              Fahad Sadah
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                              SLIC code in the BIOS, which you can add yourself.

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                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                How the hell should I know?

                                How the Dell should I know. FFY. :) (trying to attract more 1s)

                                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                [My articles]

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                                Abul Kayes
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                                LoL :laugh:

                                [Kayes]

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